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i try to be friendly with people but im just not a friendly person

>terrorism is based and accelerationist
>social security, medicare and poor and needy are boomer non-issues
>environment is based and accelerationist
>immigration is based and accelerationist
>jobs are for gay retard wagecucks
>reducing crime is bluepilled and cuckservative
>drug addiction is based and accelerationist
>budget deficit is based and accelerationist
>race war is based and accelerationist
10/10, based and accelerationist

>ywn have a hot, perverted older sister
>she will never bathe with you
>ywn keep showering together even though you're both to old for it
>ywn get your first orgasm from her jerking you off
>she will never sneak into your room and play with your dick again
>this will never be a regular occurrence
>she will never tell you to hurry up and cum before mom and dad get suspicious

Should I move to Scottsdale?

no, move to Chandler or Tempe

Just embrace being a massive dickhead. Eventually people will get the idea and leave you alone and stop asking for things.

>>ywn have a hot, perverted older sister
>>she will never bathe with you
>>ywn keep showering together even though you're both to old for it
>>ywn get your first orgasm from her jerking you off
>>she will never sneak into your room and play with your dick again
>>this will never be a regular occurrence
>>she will never tell you to hurry up and cum before mom and dad get suspicious

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desu a lot only childs or guys without sisters say they would fuck their sister
but growing up with them changes that and makes it feel really weird
but i can comfortably say i would bang my sister because sex should not be taboo for consenting adults

>he fucked it up

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>soyjack poster can't even quote correctly
sad

gonna buy a new graphics card and a new 4k monitor

>desu a lot only childs or guys without sisters say they would fuck their sister
but growing up with them changes that and makes it feel really weird
>but i can comfortably say i would bang my sister because sex should not be taboo for consenting adults

what card are you gonna get?

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>desu a lot only childs or guys without sisters say they would fuck their sister
>but growing up with them changes that and makes it feel really weird
>but i can comfortably say i would bang my sister because sex should not be taboo for consenting adults

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enjoy!

rtx 2080ti

>soyjack fucked it up THREE TIMES lol
kid's a turbo autist

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I WANT american COCK up my m*xican ASS

>soyjack power hour

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>MORE DEAD COPS
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Nig nogs

does mikes hard lemonade taste good?

>soyjack was so upset at his incompetence he started spamming
lol what's wrong with this kid?

yes, but it has the fake sugar and makes me naucious so i just stick to liquor
recommend the grape or whatever berry versions there are
also harder lemonade for more alcohol

it's really sugary

Are you greasy and hairy?

No, it's insanely sugary...so I mean I guess if you're a highschool girl then yeah it might be your cup of tea

That Elizabeth Holmes documentary scared the shit out of me

It's more for women who don't really like the taste of alcohol

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pretty hairy. don't get greasy until after a couple days without showering

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why do you ask

>lol what's wrong with this kid?
he's clearly autistic, just try to ignore his spamming

dads > moms

>he's clearly autistic, just try to ignore his spamming

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The last time I up and made out with a random girl at the bar my friends weren't even surprised. Highly disappointing.

what's that yellow thing?

>pink nipples
BASED AND EUROPEAN PILLED

breast cancer

um, no

We didn't have coyotes in the past where I live, but I swear for a couple of nights now I can hear coyotes howling to eachother in the woods near my place. Didn't know they were around in the dead of winter. Thinking about it, with didn't have deer either 15 years ago but now they are here enough.

>I go to bars
>I make out with stranger whores I meet at bars

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My personal prediction is that it'll be Hammerfell and the gimmick will be sword-singing that will work suspiciously similar to shouts

what yellow thing?

brother

varmints desu

If you're a virgin you need to LEAVE RIGHT NOW.

Probably, but it's so eerie and alien to me.

tall chubby woman

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on your nipple

buy a rifle

just lighter skin I guess

why are asspie girls cute and aspie guys annoying?? not fair

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Drink milk, my Evropean brothers!

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>If you're a virgin you need to LEAVE RIGHT NOW.

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The only good way to scratch your balls is to pinch the skin and rub it gently between your fingers.

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unless they're cold. then you can just paw at them

I've never had itchy balls.

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bitch lasagna

chuck's suck and fuck

should i start Sekiro or keep watching twitch streams

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yuck, hate anime games

Sperg girls are also annoying but they get away with it more because beta/awkward habits are seen as cute and quirky on females rather than just weird

I can fix that

hope i can sleep tonight buds

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Saw some panties on the floor in the dorm laundry room, I should have taken them haha

>I can fix that

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I'll cum on ur face

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should i try to cut my toe nail? or just leave it there?

Sever the whole foot user

i can fix that ;)

*sneezes on you*
sorry user, im feeling a little under the weather this week

pls no

we can be sick in bed together

Doyou like to get all fucked up?

yeah but my liver can't support my habits so i had to stop

Does anyone here play OSRS?

i hope you can too. can say with near certainty i won't.

not proud of the junk I just ate

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I would suck your nipple like a vaccum cleaner if you catch my drift

nice flags mate
based canucks getting flags

i am back filthy negroes

brandy
youtube.com/watch?v=PzpLkcfBe-A

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>i am back filthy negroes
where were you and I am NOT a filthy negro, nor a negro of any kind for that matter thank you very much!

sounds nice. come on over tomorrow

wait there are people with non-pink nipples???

Did you get jaundiced?