I cry myself to sleep every night knowing I am not and will never be European

I cry myself to sleep every night knowing I am not and will never be European.

Good night, Jow Forums.

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Good night

Hopefully you'll kill yourself

You can emigrate to Europe and become a naturalized citizen of one of the EU member states.

Pero ano(n), it's better that way. Most yuros are multicultural cucks and they die if they eat gluten. Muricans can eat as much shitty food as they want and won't die since God hates America so much he won't let us die.

The antigluten fad was born in the US and hasn't made it's way here, puto

>Implying I was specifically refering to you, come mierda

Here you can get glutenbux from the state if you are allergic.

White californians aren't actually allergic to gluten, they just pretend it's bad for them because it's trendy to do so.

Do you want my italian citizenship? I don't need it.

same, if only i wasnt born a stupid american i could have had the chance to learn a language and move to any euro country

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Not OP but yes

Give it back Jamal

It isn't too late to learn a language.

Mario, when did you get Japanese citizenship?

You don't need to have an allergic reaction to gluten for it to be beneficiary to you. I don't have it, but my bowls are sensitive to it so I avoid it as much as I can, and so do many people. There might be a smaller subset of people who do it with no benefit to them, but that's not really relevant.

You may not be able to collect rain water without getting swatted, or travel without being anally probed (resulting in a 30000$ hospital bill), but at least you are still allowed to post memes.

If europe and the middle east combine i'll be able to call myself a person of eurabian decent. If not i'm shit at out luck.

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I want to move to China. The future is Asian.

>tfw I cry myself to sleep every night knowing I'll never be good enough for any cute girl to want to have a relationship with.

This made me kek irl.

Based

it is, im a subhuman mutt and therefore too unintelligent to comprehend more than one language

Europe is the continent of pastries, I dunno where you got the gluten idea from.

Don't beat yourself up so much. Pick up a language carefully,know exactly what you want to learn. When that's over immerse yourself on the language,make it a part of your daily routine (cut down time on 4 chan if needed)

>Buy some cheap language books and read it on occasion
>Download some language app on your phone(I have Italian drops for example, recommend that application which features several languages)
>Watch videos online,movies with subtitles so you can understand better
>Talk to natives of that language online or find somebody that does to talk to(don't be afraid to embarrass yourself)
>Make this a routine and be disciplined,there's days you won't want to study much so maybe just read for like 5 minutes etc

on the other hand europeans have the privilege of being arrested for self defense and losing half of your income to taxes

I don't know where the half comes from, I don't think even the highest earners quite reach 50% here.