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Why do we hate ourselves?

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emphatically no

Spring means 40°C in central India

Prefer summer.
Like trees with leaves
Like hot weather

Considering moving back to Jamaica desu had enough of British overcast shite

Spring is vet based, perfect sporting weather

Summer is shag central though

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Choonage, pals

to be fair this was a tune

youtube.com/watch?v=1n-uWmgOm9g

Really makes you think

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>brexit's main benefit is a psychological boost for some jingoists

Yes this is totally worth pursuing.

snowdrops and daffodils and cherry blossoms are the superior seasonal flora, imo. There's a sense of peace and calm and tranquillity and innocence to Spring that Summer can't beat

t. Virgin

>Every single government is now invalid

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Might just stay inside forever

Spring is the best season. Temperate with a chance of interesting weather and there’s a nice feeling in the air

Spring is chilly

You half need a coat
Half need a tshirt

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going outside is for pakis

>feeling in the air
Bender

i am a shagger. just have a sense for beauty as well.

If Brexit doesn't end up happening, what are the repercussions for democracy unironically

>he hasn't embraced jumpers yet
FOLC

>teehee I’m bent btw :>

my willy is 5 inches flaccid

Probably fewer haphazard referendums.

beginning of spring is kind of shite tho. cold morning, so you need a warm jacket, and then your jacket becomes useless during the afternoon. hate this.
best is mid-end of spring, and early summer

P dece for a whiteboi no homo

I can't stand this weather and summer

The Based redpill

Exactly this

brexit shows there is a fundamental "issue" with western democracy that we're not willing to admit; namely that the world is leaving the west (apart from america) behind

why we decided to try to solve this problem by dropping out of the largest political union in the western world is anyone's guess

My dad saw the dirty stop out talley we had on the fridge in the kitchen when he visited me at uni.

mate niggers have smaller dicks than me anyway
t. went to school with niggers

Love sunny weather

At lunch time i go out sleeves rolled up and stroll in the sun whilst reading my book. Best part of the day.

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hello cuck

Mid March to Mid June?

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Gf is taking me to Merseyside for a date Saturday, the place looks like a massive shithhole

Are you a Scot?

Knew a Scottish kid at college that came to class in just a wife beater and jean shorts ALL year round

Scary

love a sunny early-summer evening, get the french windows open, watch the sky slowly turn darker and darker blue, slight breeze keeping the candle flickering gently

may as well just go to the Wirral

I expect UKIP will have a pretty strong revival.

What about based Mixed breeds mate

Highest potential

No I hate summer because I feel like I have to go out

blog on

go the beach at formby lad

what is a french window?

the summer after the end of GCSEs is always the best summer of anyone's youth

need a poo

gf is taking me to Milton Keyes for a date lads
she said I would be “surprised”

a window made in france

Ah it’s easier if you have even just one friend desu

Go for little walks and that

Get used to it, it’s the best

You're white, mate.

dunno lad

i reckon you've got a pretty small penis, zoey. don't strike me as the big cock type.

biggest cock on /brit/ is cokelad, who's a white psychopath.

Na the summer after sixth form is the best, it’s long as fuck and your actually old enough to go out drinking.

Liverpool is nice

Yeah nah nigger I’m exactly 50/50 :3

Dads blicker than a Nigerian at night

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>each of a pair of glazed doors in an outside wall, serving as a window and door, typically opening on to a garden or balcony.
just like a big pair of windows/doors innit

I have the biggest and most aesthetic cock on /brit/.

Still no gf

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doubt it

where's Jeff, lads?

Alri Emma Watson.

Ngl no homo and all that but it’s actually my secret weapon and I’m pretty sure the most common reason I have as much shags as I do

It’s not MONSTER but easy 10 inch la

No homo and no pics ask a bitch

drinking while underage was always more exciting for me tbqh
getting lots of cans and bottles from your mate's older brother, a few grams of weed, and occasionally some MDMA then going up into the forest to camp overnight and get hammered and high, listening to great choons and enjoying the campfire and enjoying the warm evening, now *sips* those were the days

I tell girls I have a 7 inch dick whilst it’s actually 6.5, very cheeky of me but none of them have cottoned on yet.

Died in that plane crash

oh yeah I see. we call that a 'door-window'

which one?

stupid neurotypical.

the problem with summer is it's very grim if you have no friends. if you can lie in the park with qt girls or at music festivals then yeh it's nice

unironically dead

window that opens properly instead of sliding up like the ones made by these animals

Did you know that "driver's licens" is "Führer-schein" in German?

Zoomers don’t even do drugs properly anymore

>easy 10 inch

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The Ethiopian one

well i guess it's implied that they're french in style if you're already french

>nigger

Don't care how black your dad is. You came out looking white. I've seen your recent pics. Only black thing about you is your hair. Also, stop using this word as you're not black you have no right.

I have size 10 feet and I’m 5’11

Correlation

Quite simply do not trust people who dislike both cats and dogs, something very wrong with that

proofs?

Le one drop rule nigger

Not once in my real life have I been checked for saying nigga wallahi

I am culturally Jamaican as my dads family was around for much of my childhood

My surname is literally derivative of the former slave owners in Jamaica

NIGGER

>It’s not MONSTER but easy 10 inch la
how to tell someone's watched too much porn and hasn't measured their dick properly

for me its marina and the diamonds

youtube.com/watch?v=Q7An3WX8KGg

He's not white you mug he's wog

Cope

Also by your logic an albino African can’t say nigga

Lmao brainlet

ah yes let’s reply to the zany personality of the day
very interesting
very nice
carry on

you do not have a 10 incher lmao
stop coping.

Thought these threads couldn't get any worse but you've outdone yourselves.

Ah it’s like HS all over again

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