What was sex education like in your cunt

What was sex education like in your cunt

Norway
We had to practice putting on condoms on dildoes, but unironically. The school nurse came in with a bunch of red gummy dildoes but there werent enough for everyone so we were put into groups. I was put in to a group with 2 girls, me and a buddy. The teacher, blonde, thicc and in her twenties, stuck the dildo on the board and slowly wrapped a condom on it to demonstrate how to do it properly, then we were to repeat it. The girls in my group, both very pretty and also semi popular, decided to put it on first. One of them were pretty fast to do it and looked experienced, and seemed to only want to get it over with so i didnt get much enjoyment from watching, but the other one was a lot more gentle and looked flustered. My friend was a lot slower and clumsier and clearly looked like a virgin. I was too embarrased to put it on but tried to act it off like i was too cool to put it on, even though i was also clearly a virgin. Luckily the teacher didnt notice. When we were done we had to deliver the dildo back, one of the girls said volunteered to handle it, but our dildo turned on to be one of those who you can stick onto walls, and it had stuck onto the table. It was fun to watch two girls furiously pull on a dildo for a while before they eventually managed to tear it off with help from the teacher.

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The first one was in 5th grade, we gathered in the gym, I had no idea what was going on but I saw a penis "peeing" and me and my friends were cracking up and got kicked out.

Second one was in 9th grade and at that point everyone already knew about all the stuff they were teaching.

Shut up, fag

Also we didn't do any dildo stuff, just the males watching the video, and the chicks in another room watching their own.

"Abstinence is the best protection"
Wanna know what was our teen pregnancy rates before the internet?

Yeah, we did that too. It only happened once though, and the class only got to see the dildos except for two pupils who were chosen to put the condoms on(me and another guy). The whole thing lasted 15 minutes until the bell rang, and yeah, one of the dildos was really fucking huge. Like a 30cm monster cock.

I was really confused by the circumcised penis diagram. I thought circumcised just meant pulling the skin back and it was many years before I learned the horrific truth.

No. Oneday my dad called us his sons and showed an american sex ed book with pictures and schematics of sex, pregnancy and birth

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My school didn't have dildos, we had to put condoms on bananas. Also we watched pictures of STDs
We was allowed to eat the banana after the class was over.

>We was allowed to eat the banana after the class was over.
Isn't that a bit unhygienic? Condoms are usually covered with lubricant.

As someone born in the age of the Internet, I barely had any

We didn't remove the peel before putting condoms on it

We did /ss/ with the female teacher from uruguay. Multiple times.

It was in 9th grade. So we were like 14/15 years old. Girls and boys were separated into different groups. Im not sure what the boys talked about but they had a lot of fun apparently. Us girls, we also had to put condoms on dildos. In addition to this we had to guess how long a dick has to be to satisfy a woman... Based on different sized dildos.

The dildos were made out of wood btw. Still weird..

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>In addition to this we had to guess how long a dick has to be to satisfy a woman
Which one was it? How big were the dildos?
The whole thing just feels like a way to make dicklets feel confident/bad

Non-existant.

All we did was get a shitty book and watched some akward VHS tapes about sex. I honestly didn't learn anything from this, learnt more from porn. I still thought women only had two holes and later learned they didn't actually pee from their vag hole.

I was 12 and the only thing I remember is telling the teacher in a full classroom that I frequently masturbate.

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he posted it again everyone, look, he did it again xD!

They were sorted by length, going from 5cm to 18cm or something like that. All the girls guessed for 10cm. In the end they taught us that 8cm (or 3 to 4 inches) is enough to please a woman, because that's the length of a vagina. :3

>tfw 14cm
Phew, looks like I made it afterall.

You did sex ed at 14/15? What’s even the point at that age? Most girls here lose their virginity by that age.

Depends on the country but from what I've seen grade 9 through high school is when people lost it. Seems to be pretty appropriate.

Or rather start losing it i should say*

That was 6 or 7 years ago, we were all virgins back then actually! Times have changed I guess.

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dude anime and gayposting lol :D

They separated the boys and girls and show us different videos about stuff.

i didn't pay attention because i was playing with a star wars toy under the desk

Oh, wait you’re not actually a girl, forgot I was browsing Jow Forums for a second.
larp moar faget

they took us to principle's office one by one for private lessons and by the end of the year all of us boys had extensive sexual knowledge

You gotta chill dude, 14cm is perfectly fine! If you find a girl that really loves you for who you are, she'll love your dick even it its "only" 10cm long. It doesn't matter at all. Only thots want huge dicks cause they're stupid hoes... Bigger than 14cm only hurts and is completely useless. I hate that whole discussion about length. Men have to stop being so insecure! Your dicks are fine!!! If a woman wants a 20cm dick shes literally stupid.

everyone but a few intellectuals like me pretended they were experts already

>i didn't pay attention because i was playing with a star wars toy under the desk
Based.

Yeah, I'm sure my hand enjoys it. As for a real girl, lmao never gonna happen, I'm far too autistic and shy.

We had this company called Wise Guys teach us all about sex ed, they even went over what we can legally get in trouble for in regards to rape
Was very informative and taught me to never have sex with a drunk girl because in america they legally cant give consent

>intellectuals
I remember some virgins taking notes during sex ed

>What was sex education like in your cunt
Older guys from neighbourhood asked me "Do you know where you was born from?"
From mom's belly, i responded.
No, stupid, you was born from her cunt.

That's what ukrainian sex education looks like.

>in america they legally cant give consent
does such a law actually exists? if so, why are you still liable for shit you do drunk?

I argued with the sex ed teacher about this
why can you get sentenced for crimes while drunk if you can't consent to sex while drunk
He couldnt come up with a proper response, seems pretty backwards to me and every other guy in the room, he basically ended up saying he isnt there to explain why the laws exist just to tell us how to avoid breaking them.

when we were like 14 they gave us "the talk" and taught us how to put on a condom. they also gave us 2 tiny shitty condoms for each wich i couldnt put on
for girls, they took them aside and told them about girl stuff like menstruation i guess

Go ahead.