/brit/

wins

fucking pom
shes australian

tf did you just say?!

i dont know if casual drunkern racism is real racism desu.

Watching a low budget sci-fi film

She was off duty though?

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you complete spastics dont know anything about middle class upbringing

is right

you were all raised poor

same idiots who buy kebabs.
halal food is fucking disgusting. money should not be given to those people.

Why wouldn't it be? That's when you blurt things out you normally wouldn't if you were sober. It's when the truth comes out.

>fast food
well you'd better go catch it LOL

might become a drug addict

>three holidays a year

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Remember I use to think about death a lot. Used to make me feel like what's the point. Make me feel depressed really. Really lifts a weight off your shoulders that you will die, it could be today, could be tomorrow, could be in 50 years. It doesn't matter. None of it does. When you realise then that death is unavoidable, the world starts to become a playground. It's a waste of time of being afraid of anything. Do what you want when you want.

Is your fridge running?

190 tier banter

in vino veritas is such a meme. half the stuff I say drunk I don't mean such as: "I really like you"; "you're beautiful" and so on

>And now we come to Article 13, the banning of memes. All those in favour say aye...
[some hours later]
>Okay I think that about wraps it up, have a nice weeke- oh heck, actually, we need one that allows a sovereign nation to leave the EU. Let's have that as Article uhhhh...50. Ok?

is this how middle class lefties claim their money doesn't make them privileged?

are you harnessing your meme energy today lads? i am

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woah...

i mean it is new york

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article 13 doesn't ban memes you stupid tits

imagine giving 18k to charity each year and complaining you don't have enough money. fucking retards

racists should be hired as the police force since nonwhites are statistically likelier to commit crimes
you don't want an anti-racist police officer around when a black person commits a crime because they might be hesitant to arrest them. with a racist, no such qualms.

>non-eu countries can attack the eu with memes
>the eu can no longer fight back in kind
well done eu you played yourself

so this is why you live in a caravan

dude this is deep

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if a policeman isn't racist after a year on the beat then something is preventing them from doing their job properly

what does it do then?

>gypsy philosophy
lol

Oushi mushi oushi gooshi
My bitch is naked, cookin' sushi
Konichiwa, here go my Uzi (brr)
I don't know Japanese, bitch just get on your knees
Yeah, P-L-E-A-S-E
I gotta sneeze, baby bless me
Cut you like class if you test me
Bitches can't push my buttons
I'm an iPhone 7, I'm not goin' to Heaven
Fuckin' before marriage (is it too late to go celibate?)
I see through these bitches like skeletons
Black Glock, call it melanin
Baby girl thicker than medicine
Killin' these niggas, my regimen
Headbutt a nigga like Evelyn
Her pussy light like Edison
These niggas filled with estrogen
Orochimaru, snake a nigga
Ayy, just like gaara, can't play with niggas
I'm in Anime World every day, nigga
They call me J 'cause behind me is a K, nigga

>Politicians to be exempt from the adult pass coming April 1st
>a spokesperson said "there's no way the risk of being linked to private matters is worth it"

mate i've seen this about 5 times now
can you not be so fucking boring and stale?

you sound like an EU shill trying to cover for the fact they have done something incredibly evil. They banned memes. MEMES.

Fucks the internet

It's silly but when I realised this I couldn't stop laughing to myself.

Shagger energy

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Memes got trump elected. That's what the EU is afraid of.
Meme magic is a real, powerful thing.

it allows copyright holders to better enforce their own copyrights
but it doesn't affect parody/review so Jow Forums and all of your memes are fine

bbc.co.uk/news/technology-47708144

>Memes 'excluded'
>It was Article 13 which prompted fears over the future of memes and GIFs - stills, animated or short video clips that go viral - since they mainly rely on copyrighted scenes from TV and film.
>Critics claimed Article 13 would have made it nearly impossible to upload even the tiniest part of a copyrighted work to Facebook, YouTube, or any other site.
>However, specific tweaks to the law made earlier this year made memes safe "for purposes of quotation, criticism, review, caricature, parody and pastiche".
>The European Parliament said that memes would be "specifically excluded" from the directive, although it was unclear how tech firms would be able to enforce that rule with a blanket filter.

the MEP fears the memesters

>It's silly but when I realised this I couldn't stop laughing to myself.

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>Remember I use to think about death a lot. Used to make me feel like what's the point. Make me feel depressed really. Really lifts a weight off your shoulders that you will die, it could be today, could be tomorrow, could be in 50 years. It doesn't matter. None of it does. When you realise then that death is unavoidable, the world starts to become a playground. It's a waste of time of being afraid of anything. Do what you want when you want.

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don't care. they are banning memes. this is orwellificationist

thats a genuinely great photo

Just got my benefits

Fine celtic specimen.

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i am posting this image so that we can all marvel at the beauty of zooey deschanel (not for parody/review)
isn't she pretty?
hang on there's germans at the door

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Mr Toiljeet literally just walked past my desk, stopped, pulled up a seat next to me and said "Wageson, you're skating on thin ice". He then got up before I had a chance of thinking of anything to say and carried on walking.

What does this even mean lads? I havent even had any concerns with my performance raised before... is he just fucking with me?

Why would this matter

That's not how it works.

wish the eu would ban me bollocks.

get the bevvies in lad

kek this is me

got an ulcer on my lip and it's really getting on my nerves

think he just fancied messing with a beta's head

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because she's not abusing her position of authority

AN OFFICER IS *NEVER* OFF DUTY

Pharmacist smirked as I was picking up my sildenafil

She's fit isn't she. Would give her a cheeky wink if I seen her on the beat.

fuck off herpes lad

Never heard of one that moves

Love the filth

autists unite

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It's how middle class righties claim their moeny doesn't make them priviledged.

Cardi B is one of the most disgusting looking human beings that my eyes have ever had the misfortune to witness

so who will sift through /brit/ and make sure people in eu member states aren't getting free pictures of emma watson from that pervert yank but they can see a picture of emma watson with a satirical moustache added to her face?
seems unenforceable

good post

use toothpaste

She's still unfit to be a public servant

>boy
FOC

Love geordies. Howay man.

>$32K on fucking student debt
>$18K in charity
>$2.5K on life insurance
>$18K on vacations
>two cars
>only $7,300 in savings for an entire year
high salary basic financial sense

>charity
>college alumni
this absolutely should not be counted as charity

>In the EU, if a Member of the Parliament presses the wrong button on a vote, they can have the record amended to show what their true intention was, but the vote is binding.
>Today, the European Parliament voted to pass the whole Copyright Directive without a debate on Articles 11 and 13 by a margin of five votes.
>But actually, a group of Swedish MEPs have revealed that they pressed the wrong button, and have asked to have the record corrected.
>They have issued a statement saying they'd intended to open a debate on amendments to the Directive so they could help vote down Articles 11 and 13.
>We lost on a technicality, and there is no recourse.
ah yes, the european union

she's not like obviously attractive but she does get me willer hard regardless

im in a bit of a rush actually, sara, mind if i read it later?

nobody
it's not meant to be enforced
it's just an al capone law where if you're doing something illegal they can get you in other ways to let the house of cards collapse

It mandates upload filters on all content, that's where it becomes ridiculous

These two were created in the same lab. Clearly someone has a fetish high up in the music world.

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Ah, so you're a Nicki Minaj guy. Good taste.

corrr imagine if she set that dog upon your bollocks

thats not even right though treally with the 401ks they are putting 7,300 + 18,000 + 18,000 in savings

I’ve seen two articles about her in the last 2 days, one a video of her saying ‘so you hoes mad I copyrighted okurr’ Or something like that and another article today of her justifying drugging and robbing men when she was a stripper

Oh wow did she really say poles

newcastle is just a btec sunderland

>press x to kill the internet

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