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he likes me a lot
when i was dating his daughter we used to play Go together and talk about Chinese politics and he would give me life advice

after i broke up with her we still kept playing our Go games, albeit over the internet and a lot less frequently
a bit of a cuck move desu
im not even sure if she knows about it

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nice
I'm guessing hardcore country fans would never call that country though

New laptop being delivered within the hour

does she have brown eyes and brown hair and a long nose

>hot
>fat

does not compute

Nice poster.
Really cool.

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2020s will be like 80s or 90s?

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how much was it
are there many other tourists about
can you understand what the hell anyone is saying or is the accent too thick

Finna buy a reprint of that one actually.

do have a bit of a weakness for chubsters with a pretty face

bloody hell, did you cremate that beef lad?

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it looks bleak
probably the 70s

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no, light brown eyes and blue eyes.

imagine being such a fag that you don't want thicc mamas to be all over you

no 20s onward are going to be boring consumerist years with nothing but shit

>dpd tracking
sends a text message when the order is created (with the option to switch off and only receive email)
sends another when it's collected
sends another AND links you to a realtime tracker for the driver when it's out for delivery

>royal mail tracking
"eh? yeah, we got it."
"we'll deliver it sometime tomorrow. maybe."
"just be in all day because the collection depot closes at 12pm, we have places to be after all."

Zoloft dose was upped to 100mg. Feel like a normie now so much more easier to talk and joke with people even qt girls

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I think we're going to see civil unrest and severe turmoil in Europe

It's gonna be fun

all i did was vote leave
have been vilified for it since, even by close friends, but i'd hardly call popping down a nearby school at 4pm and putting an x in a box heroic

half the time royal mail don't even knock as well

that's why royal mail needs to be nationalised

>Lily Allen has been 'dropped by her management company after her album No Shame disappoints in the charts'

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Need a Bane-like revolutionary populist figure to emerge in Britain amongst the carnage of post-Brexit politics

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don’t usually like them but this one was fine

11.something pounds, tad expensive but i have all this scottish monopoly money burning my pocket now

it’s lamb mate

cheers

Saw some lad with an old smartphone the other day, it's fucking tiny and I bet it's android LOL fucking poor twat. I pulled my brand new one out and the women flocked towards me.

nah we're gonna blow everything up

you guys all made fun of my ramen yesterday
so today i have gone to the korean bbq place instead

ill show you london has nice and good-value food
ill show you all

oxford bender

t. zombie

Deano in the morgue

amp.theguardian.com/world/2019/mar/27/all-new-uk-cars-to-have-speed-limiters-by-2022-under-eu-plans

can you understand anyone's accent

*is instantly shutdown and made illegal*
*is arrested*
*vocal minority on twitter shout you down*
*no-one takes you seriously*

sorry rorke, the world is NOT on your side.

>Government rejects five million-signature petition calling for halt to Brexit

Hahahaha

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Hope DPD actually deliver me bloody parcel today lads

it'll be like the 1920s
2030s will be like the 1930s
2040s will be like the 1940s

bane?

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You the guy who paid 10 quid for bubble bath and seaweed?

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bloody hell

hurts a bit when you realise how everyone hates england

how do i date fat and thicc girls? the thiccer the better

Yea I do feel like a zombie tbqh but I'd rather be this than anxious and low mood all the time

well done this french lad for actually visiting the uk and not just london

good egg he is i reckon

sad!

lol?
there will be no culture leaps ever again
you won't be able to tell the difference between the 20s, 30s and so on

Dave

Apparently 39 of the 1.5 million guns they just made illegal in NZ have been turned in so far

it was AWARD WINNING

good
their pm is a fucking moron that needs to be made a fool of
dumb horse faced cunt

Rasheed

oh yeah sorry missed that question
i surprisingly (especially so considering I’ve got shot ears) haven’t had much trouble at all understanding people in the highlands, even overheating two people talking together
toughest i think so far were the 2 chavs in york

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margaret btfo

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Look forward to seeing this Korean BBQ t b h

Ahahaha

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muh licence fee

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>1.5 million
Absolute mong if she thought there would be massive queue's to turn them in.

culture is already different now to how it was in 2014

what did they expect?
she said a million times she won't revoke A50
an extra 5 million times doesn't seem so bizarre

the fuck happened to bieber

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Isn't Zoloft literally a drug to turn you into a zombie?

Obviously. This shit doesn't work. Neither do buy-backs.
They just made bump-stocks illegal in Washington state.
Do you know how many fucking rednecks have bumpstocks down there? Millions.
PISSING

why is the BBC obsessed with ASMR?

bet loads more have been bought on the sly as a result of the gun grab

He grew his hair and has a hat on.... quite clearly

if you actually pay it you deserve to be laughed at

it's alright, they can just send some police to confiscate them

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only a millionaire can afford to look that rough

Trying to scoop up that elusive virgin freak demographic

yes that is L I T E R A L L Y what it is

he's going bald mate

Well I mean its illegal everywhere but Washington is what's relevant to me at any rate

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aHA

ADMIT IT
this is fucking peng for £7.90

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bieber just looks like an average canadian now

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You can make that shit in a fucking garage fuck

>following guido fawkes in 2019

DIVISHUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN

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Odd choice of words but this is sensationalist tabloid shite

driving about in my car really calms me down and makes me content

when are you coming back home?

aah yes bercow
the man who got cucked by a black man and is a nonce

Looks like shit

Hiding in plain sight

would rather spend that on your mum mate
get twice as long as usual and she usually makes me a sandwich after anyway

i could probably beat the shit out of both of them easily, same with most female soldiers and mma fighters