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The eternal slag edition

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cute lads

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mommy

>everytime you want to do something fun do something boring instead
can't imagine living like this, it's like having kids but with none of the upside

The government are using tax payer money to pay a porn company

>MindGeek would over time be able to find out the shape of the UK porn market. They would also be able to levy a rent on access to UK customers as they would have a near monopoly through AgeID.
>As has been seen with other platforms, new means to use data may come forward, such as linking AgeID to payment credentials, or “recommending videos” (user profiling) and may well be added, as commercial needs tend to be more important than promises over time.

God I want to breed the brown out of her.

t. Dopamine addict

>tfw the British government are funding Tranny cuckold gay midget porn

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH TAX PAYERS TURNING A BLIND EYE TO THIS
HAHAHAHAHHA

900ml bottle of Copella Apple & Pear juice is 89p at my local Heron Foods.

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Hahaha your country is so fucked, anglos are seriously all fucked in the head, like you all have brain worms

unreal. This govt. needs toppling

The USA is no better

Alpha as fuck

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MindGeek intend to respond to the Age Verification requirements by providing their own AgeID system.

While there is little documentation, MindGeek has confirmed to ORG the main parameters of their proposal.

Users will be asked to sign up to AgeID, and provide a username and password. MindGeek says these will be 'hashed' so not stored, but matched against when a user signs in.

At sign up, the user would choose a age verification product in order to verify the user's age. Once verified, the age of the user would not be stored, but they would be flagged as 'age verified'.

MindGeek expect 20-25 million UK users to sign up to their system, so it would become the predominant Age Verification platform. Other pornographic publishers would be obliged to use it to access customers with greatest ease, or else use competing systems where users may have to re-verify their age through a new process.

MindGeek would over time be able to find out the shape of the UK porn market. They would also be able to levy a rent on access to UK customers as they would have a near monopoly through AgeID.

While privacy protections may exist, there is still the potential for pseudonymous tracking across Internet platforms. The system will aim to stop users from having to sign into different websites, when driven by links or advertising. This would require some level of individual user tracking across participating websites, which may also be persistent, to prevent the need for regular log ins.

As has been seen with other platforms, new means to use data may come forward, such as linking AgeID to payment credentials, or “recommending videos” (user profiling) and may well be added, as commercial needs tend to be more important than promises over time.

For these reasons, alongside their patchy record on data security, ORG supports the amendment put forward by Lord Lucas to allow the AV Regulator to regulate privacy and user trust.[5]

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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>thigh high

please be a boy
please tell me they had girls(males) 500 years ago

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Sure they import and house a foreign invasion force aswell to top it all off. I'd never pay taxes to a British government myself out of principle but you cunts are just silly.

sucking down a (((kopparberg)))

Spare a thought, lads.

>Callum Hudson-Odoi: Chelsea offer winger counselling after racist abuse

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Shan't be doing this.

Might share this post on Reddit

what flavour lad

Big boots look comfy though

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there was a bloke at my gym on Monday in a long-sleeved shirt, corduroy trousers and a belt who unironically looked like Corbyn

State funded mandatory viewing interracial cuckold porn NOW

Hes pretty fragile

be careful lad those things are dangerous

>Irishposter predicting May's end
Mugs game

Be careful what you wish for

You’re a fucking retard if we think we aren’t better than having a government database of the profile of every individual who watches porn and what fetishes they like as to advertise to them

Dumb fucking teeaboo

mixed fruit

I know this guy in real life. He is very handsome and pretty badass, he worked for the MI6 when I met him in 1997 in Benidorm, but idk what are he doing nowadays.

Based George.

Shanghai is the new Paris by all acounts
amazing concerts
great fashion
dirt cheap
genuinely exciting and new underground cultures all over the place

an interesting business proposal
tell me more

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Probably a few, they would have had to keep it very secret though. Lots about in Roman times though, even Tiberius kept a few at his palace.

Explain this in retard proof language pls

Israelis broadcast porn to Palestinians because they know it does horrible things to thier brains

what's wrong with liking tea?

Needs a bullet in the back of the skull

Shall be informing my friends of the dangers of the porn pass.

gfs just made mac and cheese lads anyone want some

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Do you think your intelligence services don't know what kind of porn you watch?

lookin buff

used to be in love with a girl called Daniella now I'm in love with a girl called Ellie

/blog

:pppppppp

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Really don't like the route modern life has taken. Sure we live longer but at what cost.

>tfw GLOBOHOMO is real

back form my ban lads

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used to date a girl called ellie
miss her :(

if the next one is Lianne then it's pretty obvious what you're doing

get him janny

This kind of simple and lightweight shoes looks more comfortable.

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What's that?

Same but her name was Daniella and then was changed to Ellie

every girl called Ellie is peng

I exclusively watch nigger porn

theresa may will resign and arrive at my flat and i'll shag her all night long.

screenshot this

don't get it

>A national Australian study has found more than half of car drivers think cyclists are not completely human. The study (n=442) found a link between dehumanization and deliberate acts of aggression, with more than one in ten people having deliberately driven their car close to a cyclist.
lmao

heard they're handing out free porn passes at the doctors

MindGeek is the company that owns all major porn tube sites (Pornhub, xvideos, whatever else) and they also own the ageID system that you'll use to buy your porn pass and be linked by payment info to your porn even though they say this won't happen they will introduce it later obviously

is that another word for the gay mafia?

My new gf is called Daniella

No shit our intelligence services watch us that’s different from our government paying a foreign entity to come in to make us all profiles and porn pseudonyms to make us buy a PornPass with our PornBux that will be tracked across the fucking web for every individual
>b-but America watches you too!!!
I mean Christ fuck off of course we do but we are nowhere near as hilariously Orwellian as the UK

What the FRICK? Why don't you just FRICKING reset your FRICKING router and delete your cookies? Jow Forums bans are ultra FRICKING easy to evade. You don't actually unironically have to wait days for the unban HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You absolute pillock.

submitted your IP to GCHQ
expect a knock on the door soon

the porn i watch is completely different to the sex i have

its not even the same sexuality for chrissakes
whats wrong with me innit

maggie you flighty slag

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absolutely based. fuck cyclecucks

static ip innit

Reminder that violating planning codes is not illegal until the council submits official paperwork which they can only do once its reported
Build whatever you like in your home and garden just dont get snitched on

Amazing this can get you banned from Jow Forums nowadays

A word used to describe a globalized and homogenized culture pushed for by large companies, politicians. This culture includes metropolitan ideals such as diversity, homosexuality, sexual degeneracy, colourblindness in regard to race, egalitarianism, money worship, and the erasure of different individual cultures, among other things. The term is often used by right figures, as well as other people associated to the right on the political spectrum, who are aware of the globalization being forced upon multiple countries. Also used to describe Global Capitalism and/or Marxism.

She is literally fucking another man and screaming in ecstasy right now as you sit here at your screen

Thats because you are a porn addict. Not even being ironic mate.

literally, unironically, actually, seriously in a relationship with a girl who has a kid and a bf lads
am i the cuck or is he the cuck

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You have problems with aggression and dominance

This. I built a 3rd disney world in my council house garden and they're none-the-wiser

what does her surname begin with

Grim. Better be on your best behaviour then.

Cope detector is beeping loudly

Lol when I rode my bike through my neighborhood (when everything was close together) people would do pointless aggressive shit like this so I’d follow them and break their mirrors, always kept my bike lock where I could grab it for this purpose

Enjoy spending hundreds on that repair because you had to be a cocksucker for no reason lmao

Armpits smell like onions

>Payment info
So they'll be able to track what you watch? Have I got that right?

What's the rent thing about?

The best and most lasting orgasms that I have had in my life have been watching porn, not maintaining real sex.

based
fuck cagers

So basically what happened was this giant company that owns most porn streaming sites decides that their ad revenue isn't enough then lobbies the UK government into a mumsnet style "oh, why won't you think of the children??" law so that this private porn streaming company now stand to make even more money?

That's a yikes from me, dawg!!

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M

If you’re paying for porn they know what you’re watching and they purposely will not accept crypto

I'd actually drive over you and mangle you and your bike if you had the cheek of doing that to me.

just tired all the time
wanna go back to sleep

phew not MY daniella then

#getsomeeducation

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watching all the degenerate porn I can

Thomas Aquinas was a smart cookie!

What is the actual point of this porn ban then?
Is it just another way for the government to squeeze money out of us?

BASED

christ, she is literally perfect. i'd give my right arm to be her bf.

just an easy, popular, cheap policy
no brainer to pass it