How do i get a Jow Forums bf?

How do i get a Jow Forums bf?

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I was wondering too...

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tie a rope around your neck

First you pray that the janny doesn't prune these threads for no reason.

He was very nice with these gay threads a few days ago, and suddenly he's 404'ing them left and right...

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Just ask
You'll have lots of lonely desperate fags going to you

I want an Israeli boyfriend to practice hot and steamy Kraft Maga with.

user i-i like you

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I don't know any but I'd practice with you.
You do?? I'm glad... That was unexpected...

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What is Kraft Maga?

Different jannies on duty. The weds-Saturday Janny prunes anything against China and Russia usually. Sunday Janny lets loli threads run for hours before the prune

Yes I'd like to hold you tight and kiss you all over your face

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That means I can dominate you then.

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But they were fine for multiple days week days and weekends included, we had lots of really comfy threads desu, that's so weird,

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first off, why do you want a boyfriend?
only once you can answer that you can truly go looking for a bf

Food made by Trump.

I actually ship Luka with Mayuri

Because I'm lonely and sad

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Wouldn't a friend do just fine, then? A friend with benefits? Relationships are too serious and lame

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He meant krav maga..
user! That sounds extremely nice... I wouldn't mind that... I could kiss your neck and all over your tummy and chest
Probably.

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No i want someone i can trust and be intimate with.
Cute.

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Yeah you are cute

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Y-You too~

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But that's what best friends are for, you shouldn't look around for boyfriends user, look for friends first, if you both subconsciously become eachothers' boyfriends, that's when you know the relationship is going to work.

Also most of the time a lewd best friend is 100 times better than a boyfriend, I speak from experience.

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Go back
>>>/reddit/
>>>/discord/
>>>/anywherebuthere/

could've sworn it was because you wanted dick up the butt, but i suppose that's a good reason too

>friend with benefits
that's probably one of the things i'd prefer the most at shit point, i already ended a relationship some months ago and i just realized how much more freedom i got now that i'm not as stressed with constantly committing to someone.

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I'm too socially retarded for IRL

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cocks... gaysex.... anime...

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Thank you so much! I wish I could hug you tight right now user.. You seem like you need it.
Same..

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I found "mine" in a video game discord
I'm not sure if it was right, we have a lot in common but we're pretty far away

Same here, last relationship was a few years ago, it's a bit rough being alone at first but then I realised just how much better off I actually am, and it gets a lot better once you have that friend with benefits that can both give you a good laugh, keep you company and help out with your lewd needs...

Finding someone with similar interests is a good start, doesn't need to be IRL at first, internet stuff works just fine if you think you can meet up somewhere down the line, and even if you don't it's not a serious relationship so it's not like you're going to end up getting hurt!

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Do you have a discord?

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All of those places are filled with mentally ill trannies

Hang yourselves mentally ills

That's not a bad idea.
Yes I do, what's your name there?

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Kuroko#3394

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They are containment areas for these subhumans indeed.

Sent, I have the sitting bear picture..

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We're cute boys not tr*nnies

Avatarfagging as an anime boi does not mean that you're cute.

where can i find a masc, equally as dominant as i am, non-anime posting fag Jow Forums bf

Fuck off subhuman

You've lost.

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let's beat these fags then cuddle afterwards (no homo)

I would say me but I'm shy even though I'm masc
Also I already have an e-bf and it's painful enough

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>convinced my younger cousin to do more cardio and swimming instead of lifting
heh

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Are you a girL?

Are you the russian user who was asking how to get his cousin into trap stuff?

N-no

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Are you sure?

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Yeah....

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Faggot

Okay, I'll trust you, but just this once

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Good

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Degenerate thread. Thought I had a chance to get a girlfriend or at least speak with someone cause Italy is close then I remembered Im in Jow Forums which is full of degenerate fucks. I do not practice Islam but Im willing to convert to it, to embrace called a shitskin just to have a chance to slice all of your throats.

hot

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>finding gfs on Jow Forums
Cry more albanigger

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Lads I want to buy a toy to fuck my ass.
Any recommendations? I'm a virgin.

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You could get one of those little egg-like vibrators, if you don't feel like putting them inside of your ass you can just put them on your cock instead, unless you're looking for something that can actually penetrate you like a dildo or buttplug?

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Come to freedomland and I'll be your bf

I can help you with that qt

>something that can actually penetrate you like a dildo or buttplug?
That sounds better to me desu

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send me gf applications and you could win an icelandic bf and passport

So, uuh if you're a girl I could give you ny discord to get to know each other?

Hey I was in Iceland like a few months ago !
How is it going ? Days are getting longer yet ?
The best part of Iceland was the fact that everybody was naked in the locker room

I still don't have a curly haired 18yo stoner top bf... I need cuddles. I need to get bred. It's been over two weeks since I've been bred.

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You fucker I've been alone my whole life

Slut

>I still don't have a curly haired 18yo stoner top bf... I need cuddles. I need to get bred. It's been over two weeks since I've been bred.
Slut, not even gonna bother.

wait what do you mean by that
are you not supposed to be naked in your gym's locker room?

kek, what a whore

They shower in the nude and walk around naked
It's something new, France is really prudish about it

sounds based to me

yes we are starting to get more light these days, spring will come soon enough
yeah showering naked with strangers is all part and parcel of going to the swimming pools