I am in support of French becoming the global lingua franca

Stop using "ne" in negation
Makes you sound like an oldfag

OMLETTE DU FROMAGE

voulez vous coucher avec moi, seis moi

allez allez le gens honhonhon

*ce soir
Tonight.

youtube.com/watch?v=FKdn4tV4kzc

>mfw to much of a lazy brainlet to learn to speak French properly
I like hearing people speak French and people speaking French to me but i always just say simple stuff because my French sucks.

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>oldfag
bonne, le boomeur > le niggeur

mon dieu le roumain

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We should all speak finnish to honor the pre-hyperwar finnic khanate.

french hasnt been any important since 80 years
lets stop pretending it retained any of its prestige and influence

no、speak korean jackie chan did nothing wrong

Tu as juste à t'entraîner, ça viendra avec la pratique.

Hell no, French sounds gay as fuck

>spanish
Literally every germanic language sounds better than that 3rd world maidspeak

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Spics ruined opur language

>A German speakers telling which language sounds good and which language sounds bad
Opinion discredited
It's like if a niggers was telling who is intelligent and who isn't.

french is too hard to learn and pronounce

fuck your male and female nouns

spic spanish is shit
euro spanish is shit with sprinkles on it

>3 letters for one sound
thanks, but no

based
german is god tier but only when men speak it, it's a very masculine language and it makes every woman instantly sound like a tranny

We actually improved it. It hurts for you knowing this, uh?

youtube.com/watch?v=KlhzX7UKKNU

Is there any language with a more obtuse and retarded counting system?

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Oué. SVP. J ai étudié cette langue de merde pendant 14 ans à cause de mes parents et je l'ai utilisée seulement une fois pour dire bonjour au boss de mon boss qui est français.

Et aussi pour parler aux filles. Tu peux dire n'importe quoi et elles riront.

Hablas francés ?
>Oui ma chérie. Viens ici mettre ma bitte entre tes lèvres salope de merde j'veux te foutre toute la nuit
Hahaha que dijiste ?
>Que esa camisa combina con tus ojos

A bunch

Italian as well

French is the king of grammar exceptions inside grammar exceptions.

You might know "conjugations tables" & "irregular verbs" used in Latin languages however the french have it on another level.

Verbs ending in "er" are "from the first group" and follow a certain conjugation. Except you will have verbs ending in "er" that are not part of that group.

The how the fuxk you know if it's an irregular verb or a verb du premier groupe ? Et ben tu dois connaître connard

Expanding on this, you might know french is the king of silent letters in a word (specially at the end)

>T,S,D,X,Z

a trick you learn is that "you put the noun in femenine" to know if should have a silent letter and which silent letter
For example. Éléphant becomes éléphante (Because it sounds better) Now you know it has a "t" at the end and you should write it if the noun is masculine, right ?

HOW THR FUCK DO YOU KNOW IT SHOULD SOUND BETTER !?!?!

Question for frogs :

Quand est-ce que tu dis "c'était mieux avant" et quand est-ce que tu dis "c'était meilleur avant" ?
Les deux expressions sont correctes pour mois mais quand je parle j'hésite si je dis une ou l'autre

Even without knowing all these details, I have always blamed every weird quirk English has on the French.

Je sais pas frr, c'est pas pareil c sure estudiodefrances.com/fle-html5/grammaire/mieux-meileur.html

>Le 1er groupe comprend tous les verbes dits « réguliers » qui finissent en -er (sauf le verbe aller)
That's the only exception.

You are speaking english in the OP lmao

Mon ami!

Love the fact that your people learn french because of Napo III.

You can say both.
But the first one may be used as is to say things were generally better in the past.

>The how the fuxk you know if it's an irregular verb or a verb du premier groupe ?
>Et ben tu dois connaître connard

i kek'd like a retard

m8, aller is 3rd group
1st group is by definition regular verbs, as such aller can't be 1st group

>HOW THR FUCK DO YOU KNOW IT SHOULD SOUND BETTER !?!?!
Maybe if you've listened to some french, you'd be more familiar with the correct form, but saying "it sounds better" is the sign of your teacher having terminal brain damage.

>c'était mieux à vent
C'est une expression figée. Ecoutes ou lis du français, et tu seras plus familier avec la forme qui est la plus courante.

Why did you french get rid of "ne" instead of "pas"? What's wrong with you people?

long explain youtube.com/watch?v=WsSWRuxAUdY

>me said french is gay, me happy

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You can get rid of the pas and let the ne but it sounds very pretentious, it's the classical way to speak like 300 years ago

German should be.
French was the language of a few inbred royals in Paris and then syphilitic Jacobins.

Nah it's not, you just didn't listen enough to German and keep attributing national sterotypes to a language you're not familiar with. German sounds good when spoken by girls
t. first gf was a feminine German girl

Here's another one.

"Le participe passé (pp) s'accorde en genre et en nombre avec sujet de la phrase si on utilise l'auxiliaire être. Il ne s'accorde pas avec l'auxiliaire avoir à exception si le COD est placé avant l'auxiliaire avoir, dans ce cas, le pp s'accorde avec le COD et non avec le sujet"

I will leave that to frenchs to translate and explain. I had to learn that " par cœur "

I try my best. I can speak French with almost no accent. I know when someone is speaking wrong french. It's in my brain since I was 5 years old.

Hell, since I learned french first and then English, I make the mistakes the french do when speaking English and not the mistakes you expect from a Spaniard. Weird as fuck

>t. nigger water

no, french is a stupid language

>in Paris
In Europe in general, AFAIK

>elle est partie
>elle t'est connue (no matter if you're F or M)
>tu as sucé une queue
>elle m'a sucé
>elle t'a léchée la chatte
>elle t'a sucé la bite
are valid
>elle t'est connu (BAD WRONG)
is not.

>elle t'a léchée la chatte
Is wrong.

non

No I want YOU to stop speaking English, of course we will still speak it in England.

Just out of curiosity how easy is French for someone who already speaks a Romance language?

Why don't you just say spanish faggot?
Be classy at least and say Castellano.

We'll still speak it master, make the British isles british again sir.

Grammatically ? We don't know
Humanly ? Imposible
Je connais la règle. Maintenant essaye toi de l'expliquer aux anglais mot par mot .
It's Weird but not impossible. You have conjugation tables, genre nouns, etc it's familiar. I started learning it since I was 5 so it might not be the same for an adult.

I've seen a native Portuguese speaker after a year in France gets somewhat beyond B1 of CEFR.

Je ne pal frog

Jeder Stoß ein Franzoß

Danish

French is an inefficient, antiquated language and all of it's flaws would only be exacerbated if it was exposed to the global influence and molding that English is subjected to.