>Portuguese call me "bife" as soon as they hear my last name
Why are they like this? They can't even tell I'm Anglo most of the time, I'm always undercover. Why do they bully my last name.
Portuguese call me "bife" as soon as they hear my last name
Lucas Wright
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Tyler Wilson
Inferiority complex
Jordan Perez
I remember you from the last threads,you sounded pretty happy back then.
I'm sorry user :(
Luke Gutierrez
I am happy but today I had to tell my last name signing up for Kart racing and got mocked.
Blake Ortiz
Fuck off bife
Brandon Wright
Spain >>> Poortugal
Aaron Reed
I understand it bud,for the better or the worst it's just how we are,I mean you must know since you were born here. Even people who were BORN here and have mostly Portuguese names when somebody finds out their parents were actually let's say Bulgarian or some shit it's always "hey it's the Bulgarian guy!". Even a kid at my school who was born here, considered himself Portuguese,had no German identity got called " the German" and some half Spanish kids(same shit born here,didn't even speak Spanish but Spanish father,but their names were Spanish) still got literally labelled the Spaniards.
It's just how it goes man,it is what it is
Mason Cook
I know I know.
I was always treated as native, I have no complaints. I was born here and think myself Portuguese too. It's just my last name brings the bantz.
Evan Roberts
Just handle the bants,I mean nobody really gives a shit in the end. If you at least look somewhat olive oil/darker white Mediterranean type or very broad stereotypical European people won't even know the difference until you tell them as you known.
Do you even have somewhat of a "mutual identity" as in consider yourself connected with your British roots or you just see yourself as 100% tuga?
Samuel Long
100% Tuga even though I'm bilingual. Parents always wanted me to assimilate. British roots are distant, but they're somewhat there, like in Christmas when I see more English family.
Justin Rivera
That's nice,it's up to you in the end. It's funny because I also got shit from "not being around here" here just because half of my family are stereotypical Nordic looking,I don't even look Nordic at all besides being pale as shit and some people still tell me "I need to find my real roots",but in the past many years ago when I was caring a huge fucking beard(like imagine gigantic wizard tier) people called me a muzzie and gave me bants(already shaved it off) autistic shit.
James Williams
a tua pele fica cor de rosa quando fica sol?
fish and chips sabe bem?
se a Theresa May invadisse Portugal lutavas por que país?
aonde é que no Reino Unido há mais ruivas? (mas ruivas céticas a sério que até a pachareca seja vermelhinha, cabelos pintados também há cá...)
por favor responde honestamente bife
Parker Morales
Portuguese have no white ancestry tho, youre all moroccans.
Jackson Anderson
kys avatarfag
Eli Thomas
Quero-te comer como um bife
Justin Thompson
Pic related is how you need to look to be portuguese
Brody Lee
>It's him again
Jack Richardson
>i am wrong
The more morroccan the more portuguese
Lil moor boi
Jonathan Allen
>a tua pele fica cor de rosa quando fica sol?
S-S-Sim
>fish and chips sabe bem?
Não gosto muito desu
>se a Theresa May invadisse Portugal lutavas por que país?
lol
>aonde é que no Reino Unido há mais ruivas? (mas ruivas céticas a sério que até a pachareca seja vermelhinha, cabelos pintados também há cá...)
Sei lá não sou de lá
Nathaniel Lopez
Eye det maite tern fuckein peink wen he ein da fuckein sun hahaha,fuckein wobbly blobber knuckle buster geiveing us a fucein propa replie,fuckein lad maiye fuckein shaite a peint ef beer weith ya laed
Camden Martinez
V-Vai-te foder.
Adrian Brooks
>lol
recusa de resposta indica deslealdade
assim que a inevitável guerra euro-britânica começar vou-te denunciar às autoridades da Großeuropa como um agente inimigo
Levi Ortiz
Eye maite dent fuckein telk tah me leike tet or I weill fuckein SLUG YOU reight in da fuckein cheweing maichine,fuckein propa lad telkeing teh a lusolad n be gobbling on me knob lik de fuk? Sheit im bout geiting de fanny net ta get a fuckein wank maite like a fuckein propa kneiw wat I meain. Fuckein hell
Henry Garcia
CAN I SWITCH PLACES WITH YOU PLEASE
Anthony Bell
BASED
Heróis do mar, nobre povo,
Nação valente, imortal,
Levantai hoje de novo
O esplendor de Portugal!
Entre as brumas da memória,
Ó Pátria, sente-se a voz
Dos teus egrégios avós,
Que há-de guiar-te à vitória!
Às armas, às armas!
Sobre a terra, sobre o mar,
Às armas, às armas!
Pela Pátria lutar!
Contra os canhões, marchar, marchar!
Alexander Bell
qual é o nome?
Brody Howard
I fucked up and hooked with a Portuguese lass
now her whole family wants us to marry
why are you like this?
Austin Perry
I guess you will just have to suck it up and marry her user. Happy marriage!
Lincoln Morgan
I guess so
David Richardson
isnt that a good thing?
Jaxon Diaz
please increase our birth rate Pierre
Dominic Nguyen
Because that did not happen
Austin Morales
they want to put the ball and chain on you
with the way french law works, if you ever fuck it up you'll be paying alimony even past your death
Parker Long
Happy wedding,I guess you already took her virginity so now you must breed her up and swallow her Bacalhau juices for life!!!
Eli Sanders
I assure you it did,
she's french-portuguese, we've been dating for a few years, but back in the country, everyone got really carried away by the fact that we're dating, you know how portuguese towns work.
Everyone's convinced we're going to marry any day now
I guess it's a good thing, but I don't know yet
Carter Thompson
You already been smashing that pussy for years it's time to put something in the oven cooking
Jacob Russell
I guess there is some kind of an unspoken rule among Portuguese people to grab onto any non third worlder, now isn't there?
Logan Edwards
Sorry, I like it. Plus most Brits call Portugal a shithole why do you care?
Jace Kelly
Portuguese like to stick to their own. It's very rare to get outside the box, and only with some Euros. If she's with you is because she likes you.
Sebastian Moore
No,it's just the way you stare into her eyes full of love of compassion, nurture and love that makes people awee when their around you
Chase Martinez
parem pls
Everleigh é o ultimo. O primeiro não digo por razões óbvias.
Michael Wilson
Nope,portuguese women don't date or marry like other european women do,period.
And "portuguese" people in france are not portuguese
Jace Taylor
Well I guess I learned something new today
But I still like you guys, you always fill my glass with wine when it is empty and a man doesn't need much more.
Aiden Price
> you always fill my glass with wine when it is empty and a man doesn't need much more.
Of course we do, we're Romance Europeans.
Hunter Williams
I met my first Portuguese this very week! Ama
Dominic Martin
Portuguese or Portuguese American? Because Brazilians LARP as Portuguese in the US.
Julian Lewis
Does the president of portugal a larping portuguese?
Michael Williams
Don’t worry Portugal, just BLACK their women the next time they dare insult you
Noah Morales
Nah he's a Portuguese and good lad + a good memer.
Justin Green
>Everleigh
lol aposto que tão sempre a perguntar te como se pronuncia isso
Bentley Ward
No,he is a tanned suebi
youtube.com
He goes to the beach everyweek
Angel Sanders
Pois tão.
Nathan Howard
Josiah Hughes
>Ever laid
Blake Smith
Já ouvi essa piada quinhentas vezes.
Jayden Garcia
if you are white like us then you know there is no trouble, people just make conversation with that last name.
Henry Howard
cool story
James Price
Ao menos não tinhas o nickname de Salsa no 4 ano.
Jonathan Robinson
Pega mais outro gato.
Tenho umas quantas fotos deste guardadas, he makes the pain go away.Here is the insta of the kot @swgcat
Anthony Ross
>Salsa
explica lá isso
David Richardson
Sou Celso.
E digamos que os meus colegas eram autistas.
Tyler Morris
Muito agradecido.
Carson Butler
vá tem alguma piada. Os putos ruivos são todos chamados cenoura.
Kayden Gomez
Yaaa, tinha uma gaja na minha turma que o chamavam o irmão dela de cenourinha.
Btw a minha mãe é ruiva soooo.. foda-se.
Xavier Ramirez
Ninguém quer saber.voltem pro normiebook ou normigram suas putas do caralho dou-vos já um murro no queixo que vos fodo seus filhos da puta
Robert Sanchez
>t. José Matthews
Charles Wood
>não ser normie em 2019
Qual é a próxima ? Não tás em boa forma fisíca? Não és razoavelmente atractivo?
Charles Morales
sinceramente se a minha senpaiília viesse duma terra onde é preciso pagar uma porn loicence para bater a punheta eu também escolheria identificar-me completamente com Portugal e fingia não ter nada a ver com os bifes
Jason Torres
Owen Torres
Os turistas ingleses metem nojo, ainda por cima aqui na Madeira um gajo tem que lidar com eles diariamente.
Grayson Richardson
oh no no no no
Adrian Kelly
tou a fuder uma gaja de caniçal
Gabriel Perez
ohoh
Adam Barnes
Pergunta se ela tem hash, o pessoal de lá costuma ter.
Cooper Howard
PART
and
PARCEL
Joseph Campbell
portugal is cool
Angel Baker
>tfw german last name
have fun getting bullied nigel, all the med women will swoon when they hear my ARYAN last name.
Luis Ross
thank you but please fix your borders
Jason Thompson
Why is Estonia so high here but Latvia and other Slav-infested places are not? Suspicious
Xavier Watson
Real Portuguese! Born there. 8/10 fella, VERY cool and VERY smart(technical school instructor)
Jayden Murphy
>pachareca
dialeto de sub-humanos. Cristo, prestamo-lhes um favor melhorando o idioma