ITT: Jow Forums in 1800

Try it frog

BORN TO DIE
EUROPE IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1798
I am French man
410,757,864,530 DEAD AUSTRIANS

we didn't even exist

Aiy, it's a stain on our republic to still keep men in bondage. Perhaps someday the colored men will be free. Not likely in my lifetime however.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SURRENDER ALREADY I'M FUCKING HUNGRY!!!!!!

>be france and spain
>Have a navy
>Don't have a navy

Donde están mis tamales puto

Good riddance to Federalist aristocrats who wish to return us to British bondage!

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I think the Irish will be very successful over the course of the 19th century, what do you lads think?

Trafalgar isn't until 1805.

*Stabs the French in the back by circumventing the continental blockade and making fat deals with the Brits*

>be merchant sailor
>nice weather today, in another two weeks we should be in Bordeaux to unload these...
>His Majesty's frigate HMS Cherub stops us
>Aiy blimey, you Johnnies you cannot trade with the Fr*nch
>Get fucked, we're neutral, you redcoat bast...
>gets taken prisoner and forced to serve in Great Shitain's navy alongside conscripted Irishmen who hate their guts
>die of yellow fever in a port in the Caribbean
>your relatives never find what happened to you

fuck the micks

I say we do something about those scurvy pirate fellows in Algeria. They take prisoners and keep them as slaves like nobody's business.

I Sverige talar vi Svenska

Hey liberals, if you love Capitalism so much, why don't you move to the United States of America?

-Turning Point absolutist Europe

>In the weeks prior to leaving office in March 1801, President Adams frantically appointed as many Federalist judges as he could to stymie his successor. This included Supreme Court Chief Justice John Marshall, who ended up handing down Federalist decisions for the next 35 years, long outlasting his party.

>Marshall had almost no formal legal training, but Thomas Jefferson, a cousin of his, acknowledged that "He is very very crafty and without fail can always find a way to interpret the law to mean whatever he wants it to mean."

Last month 35 people in my town died of typhoid fever. The Lord is angry at us for that gambling den at the edge of town.

40 years until empiricism

Or for electing Jefferson the devil Freemason.

Boy I really hope those Indians we spotted along the ridge line on horseback are friendly -Clark

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ahem ahem...
FUCK AUSTRIANS
FUCK RUSSIANS
FUCK PRUSSIANS
FUCK THE ''HOLY'' ''ROMAN'' ''EMPIRE''
FUCK THE ENGLISH''MEN''

Shit, 20 years for the independence of Brazil.

Still a few years away.

First election where they got rid of the silly idea of the losing candidate becoming vice president.

And to think, Napoleon actually crossed the Alps on a mule, not a stallion like you've been led to believe.

G'day, Swedish province.

Too much democracy is an evil thing. Should the beggar be allowed to vote for the beggar and the criminal the criminal, or should the wealthy and learned rule instead?

Absolutely no Poland on this map. :^)

>1792 Belfast Harp Festival was 8 years ago
Fuck bros, where does the time go?

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>orangists are out
great
>now some pretentious fags whom speak french and sucks french dicks rule the country.....

Me and the bois are gonna write a constitution, fuck Swedish rule. We definitely gon be independent in a few years lads

didnt know swedish provinces were allowed their own flags

>It will never be the 18th century again

did you talk like some english teen boys on holiday in amsterdam back then?

>Capitalism
That last thing this country needs are more F*deralists
t. Democratic-Republican gang

they may outnumber the English someday.

You're still part of Denmark, ding-dong. You get transferred to Sweden as part of the Congress of Vienna.

you see, moneyed southrons have no intention of parting with their dusky concubines

Aiy, it's been four since Washington stepped down as president. Where did the time go.

Pierre, let's make peace and end this absurd little naval war. Besides, our score against you was about 20-1.

I heard some french soldiers got their hands on this plant called cannabes or something. Its supposed to feel even more great than tobacco.

We didn't rule you until later and when we did, we didn't, because you were self-governing.
Imagine being so cucked that you try and gain independence from something that has given you every liberty there is and instead wanting to be a cuck-vassal to Denmark like Finland was to us Sweden.

When Sweden was ruled by a paranoid religious fanatic king who lived in terror of French revolutionary ideas.

Our king at the time got arrested and had to abdicate because he let Russia take Finland

If you ask them, they say life dramatically improved under Russian rule and Finns lived like human beings for once.

>stop supporting Bonaparte!
>he’s a tyrant!

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That's propaganda. We treated Finns like they were just normal citizens. Finns just like to act like victims. Ask any Estonian how Swedish rule was viewed in their country and he'll say opposite.

So, what's everyone's favorite german city state and/or principality?

There's nothing good about French anarchy and atheism. Which is why we must not elect Long Tom in November.

My father didn’t lose an arm at Monmouth so you ruffians could clap the chains of Great Britain right back onto us

The war has been over for almost 20 years, why do you still have the border with Canada fortified and continue giving redskins muskets to kill our settlers with?

>you shouldnt own slaves
>africans are people

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It's almost harvest season.

Here in Florida, some parts are controlled by Spain (barely), some by Seminole Indians, some by runaway slaves, and some by pirates. If you think Florida sounds like a strange place, don't worry; it can't possibly stay strange forever (r-r-right?).

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>Should the beggar be allowed to vote for the beggar and the criminal the criminal, or should the wealthy and learned rule instead?

Ah, but the beauty of America is that tomorrow the beggar can become wealthy, the criminal can become free, and the learned can become ignorant.

The other funny part is that there was no actual Indian tribe called the Seminoles, it was a tribal confederation of several tribes.

Better do something about Haiti; they're having a chimpout or something down there.

>You can't just take those Native Americans' land and force them on a reservation miles away!

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We lost one of our own today men. May he rest in peace.

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There were Black Seminoles, too. There was a constant stream of runaway slaves into Florida, and the tribe took them in. The word Seminole actually means "runaway".

Hardly anyone lived in Florida until the 1920s when a huge construction/real estate boom started.

I still think the revolution was a mistake desu

Fucking brownzilians subhumans, I hope everyone of you get syphilis.
t. Portuguese man in colonial brazil

You can gladly move north to Canada with the other traitors then.

>Hardly anyone lived in Florida until the 1920s when a huge construction/real estate boom started.

The Southern half, definitely, though the main urban cores began developing in the 1880s after the Disston Land Purchase and the first railroads arrived.

im a recent immigrant from yurop where is my cheap land and stable job, us gov?

Yeah the state didn't have many people although the Florida Brigade in the Army of Northern Virginia was semi-famous until it suffered such huge losses at Antietam that it got broken up and the regiments reassigned to other brigades.

Nah, I'll stay and whine

Buy a farm or go to work in a mill in the Northeast. Definitely don't fuck off and we're far from full.

The UK just stole our carribean colony. Who do they think they are?

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To hell with those tyrants.

GB is still the freest country in Europe. Why defend those absolutist continentals?

Yeah why do they think they can just invade? We're on the same fucking side in the war!

>sweden
>continental
slave state education everyone.

Redpilled. Too bad you're a republican and not a monarchist.

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