Help what should i say?

ok but the actual truth is im poor and barely have any. but i want to impress her so should i just say i have a lot?

tell her you're an aspergic cum guzzler with social anxiety, that the gubbiment is going to fall on it's knees one day and everyone will use buttcoin to send money in the shops thus you will be king of the internet and she should allow you some company

Hahahaha ypu virgin already defending this gold digger bitch

no you jerk im saying that was probably an accident and i highly doubt she meant anything by it

How many do you have op?

less then 1. fucked up by trading shitcoins. i have about .5 btc

Already told you, you say that you don't like to discuss finances and her greed will do the work for you.

this one is actually funny tho

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This. If you keep it a mystery you can string her along a lot easier.

Enough for you to suck my cock every day for the rest of my life

Its a bull market OP, if she approached you its a bull market, you just have to long and close it at the bed, ez muni

Lmao sherman

tell her you dont like to discuss personal fiances. But if you want to say something impressive id say something like
" Well i don't like to talk about my personal fiances, im sure you understand, but the amount varies depending on the market. i buy low , sell high "
or something along those lines

>i buy low , sell high

Not even once fren

can clearly tell it's fake text lmao

>i buy high , sell low "
fix it

Fucking sherman (deliberately lower case) gets mad

LMAO

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Lmao she’s gonna be disappointed

When the first stacy calls it marks the beginning of the bear market

Bad larp. Cant even talk to imaginary woman without being absolute needy cuck.

Shut up faggots and let Sherman continue his story..

He is already dead.

thanks now what? i need your help

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You have already thanked her and apologised to her and she still hasn't seen your micropenis. You fucked up SSSSSSSSSherman.

it's either a LARP (99%) or she thinks you're a total idiot
unironically KYS either way

please guys i want to respond quickly this time so she doesnt lose interest. what should I say?

yeah let's meet up and i'll show you my big fat stack *wink*

Tell her buy Turtlecoin 100k EOY

>Let's get to know each other again. Let's go hiking at x and I'll cook dinner for you afterwards.

You should make up a number and then turn it around on her. Ask her why she didn't buy when you told her too (back when that was).

Also if you want to fuck her you can bring her shopping and drop 250-500$ and you're good.

I hope you have over 10 btc for your sake

>apologies
>every fucking message have a smiley face

kill yorself OP... but please continue :)

Ask her you guys can discuss about it over a coffee.

>she thinks you're a total idiot
He is. Why did he respond in the first place?

OP kys

Y really just wanna trick her into fuck y didn't y? Haha y poor virgin. How pathetic, pretend to be rich to loose your virgin in gold digger.

This. Faggot OP is pathetic

>succubus wants your money
>entertaining the thought of anything but telling this bitch to btfo

lol

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you guys really think i should be that direct? i am actually kinda scared to basically ask her out like that.

also to the user who said i should ask her why she didn't buy, well i never told her to buy. in fact i have barely even spoken to her. we are coworkers but its not like we are good friends or anything. i am actually shocked she even texted me. she must have heard from another coworker that i told i had crypto. also sadly, no, i don't have anywhere near 10 btc. i only have about 0.5 btc

should i really ask her out? i am afraid to do that because i'm worried she will reject that and it would be awkward at work. i was thinking of just saying "I have 100 BTC" and leave it open ended. that way maybe she would initiate. what do you think about that? i don't want to wait much longer to respond this time

Ok thanks user for the background, sorry that you're gonna get lol'ed at for this one considering your small stack and that this is a roastie coworker.

You don't have the kind of cheese that she thinks you have, so you've only got her interest until you reveal that you don't have many bitcorns. You need to deflect her inquiries into your bitcoin stack emotionally; act as if you're offended by her asking how many you have and that it makes you uncomfortable and its inappropriate because _____________ (maybe last person you told pestered you for some). Again, take her on some sort of date and she'll want your cock because you told her "no". Women behave like this all the time. You just need to be not autistic when you ask her out or meet up with her and you also have to initiate. Anyways, good luck. The hike isn't a bad idea either.

take her out for drinks yeah
then fuck her and then AND ONLY THEN reveal you're actually poor as fuck

>S-should I really just ask her out? She literally asked if you wanted to talk in person which is your go signal. You will be a virgin for the rest of your life if you're this much of a balless wonder.

he is a larper and in the slight chance he isn't he's a total cuck, even if he managed to see her naked due to some magical powers of the universe he would end up with rape accusations as soon as he revealed his shrimp status

Don't say you have 100 btc, it would be better to say that you are a believer in bitcoin long term and am holding your coins until at least 2020 for "retirement" or "down payment" or "mid life crisis car" because you can.

Asking her out is a grey zone.... asking a girl to dinner is a DATE. Asking a girl to go hiking or get coffee is a date, but is so much more casual. Just pick some activity or place that you're comfortable with that she will feel included and appreciated in.

Fucking KEK

Text her that you can tell her over lunch. If she asks you how much you've got when you're out with her, tell her "a few". If she asks the exact amount say 3 or 4

Lel

Don't listen to these inexperienced autists. The lies will catch up, and she'll act like the hyena that all women are when she finds out. On top of that, if she's under the assumption that you're well-off, she'll drain your fucking finances. She's just after your money. She doesn't actually like you. Get a fucking hold of yourself.

wish me luck anons i took your advice...

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>i don't mean to bother you :)
she already thinks youre a cuck beta and she is right. gold digger to the extreme. your only shot is to lie about having a lot of bitcoins

>I don't mean to bother you :)

>do you want to go on a date?
>if you don't want to it's ok i'm a virgin

good job op

You could've saved yourself. Now, best case scenario is that she realizes that a. You're not well off or b. You really are autistic and gives up either way. Worst case scenario? That depends on how far the lies go, if you decide to embark on that suicide mission.

>The hike isn't a bad idea either.
All first dates should involve physical exertion as it will stimulate the release of dopamine and serotonin, much better seduction tactic than the typical drinks laziness and sets you apart from 90% of men. Would normally recommend something a bit more strenuous than hiking like going to a rock climbing wall or going kayaking but a lot of anons are horribly out of shape.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE user, MAKE HER BELIEVE IT'S A *PRIVILEGE* TO BE WITH YOU. DON'T FUCKING APOLOGISE OVER TRIVIAL SHIT LIKE THAT. DON'T EVEN CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITY THAT SHE "WOULDN'T WANT TO"

U Gonna get stabbed nigga...

ugh your utter lack of game is painful to watch

>"if you don't want to that's fine too!"
yeah. You don't have to tell her she has the option of rejecting you. Trust me, she does it all the time.

should tell her that you will whisper it in her ear while you fuck her in the ass
Then while you are fucking her whisper that you have $20 worth lmao

we know this is larp though.

Anyone falling for this shitty Photoshop larp is greener than a dollar bill

>if you don't want to that is also totally fine!

Are fucking kidding me OP? Are you asking for advice and then totally fuck everything? Good god this faggot is dumb.

>If you don't want to that is also totally fine!

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>Hi user! How many bitcoins do you have? ;)
>Would you like to discuss that over a coffee? You can always say no, hehe

Cringe overload

>girl instantly replies that she would like to suck his dick
Nice LARP fag

Any strait up asks you how much money you have . One did to me and i pump and dumped her . They WILL take your shit user

at least make the larp less obvious

This
I've always had an easy time picking up women, but even then, in highschool I used to think that this betacuck approach actually worked. Because, even as a strongwilled/assertive personality, I thought "it'll separate me from those other jerks and they'll see how COOL and PASSIVE I am!". Doesn't work though, especially when you're not actually passive at your core; leads to a lot of fucking fighting and screaming matches. On the other hand, OP probably is a passive betacuck, inside and out, and that just means he's prone to being used up and spit out by gold digging roasties.

It's better to be assertive (doesn't mean rude), confident (yet humble), and 100% truthful. Weeds out the shitty women (most women you will ever encounter) and you'll probably end up finding good wife material.

now what the fuck do i say. i am so confused why couldnt she have just said a simple yes or no?

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why do you actually go to such hastle to make bait threads with fake text? can it get any more pathetic?

Sherman you just came off beta af congratulations. I hope she got a stap on because you are the bitch in this relationship

10/10 larp. Thank you, OP.

Dubs confirms

Meet her tell her that you have some 100 btc fuck her and leave her forever

there is only one answer.
.023489765

Please tell me this a LARP

i know a lot of you keep saying i fucked up. i never said i was good at this shit. that is why i need your help. i am kind of inexperienced with this type of stuff

>Tell her you have a lot
>Pump and dump
>Show her how much you have the week after so she can't accuse you of rape
>???
>Profit

Awesome, another Sherman/Brittany thread. All these kids falling for it again and again. I’m tired, really tired.

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You need to make yourself 100% believe that you have 100btc and act accordingly. Imagine it and believe it. You will not be making such shitty beta responses and she might actually be attracted to you.

>be boomer
>watching the millenial kids get buttdevistated for an obvious LARP
>tfw sold LINK for $1.00 and bought silver

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Mention that the number is complicated or some shit because you diversified into alts

This doesn't mean you tell her you have 100btc. If you actually had that there's no fucking way you'd tell her. Just believe it and let it come out through your actions and demeanour.

Just tell her "apparently you are more interested in Bitcoin than me. You know you can just google stuff about bitcoin and not lose dignity with your pandering."

She sensed weakness from your weak ass reply and at this point is questioning if you're worth her time.

>haha that's so sweet
>do I make you nervous or something?

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You’re a terrible LARPing faggot but I’ll bite, tell her it’s your dirty little secret how many you have and nobody, not even your family, knows the number you have and that you want to keep it that way so it doesn’t change your relationship with anyone

She’ll suck your cock within 5 mins of hanging out

please help me with a good reply to this. i feel like this is my last chance not to mess it up

>digits
Tell her you have 1.2 billion doge

tell her your internet name is Satoshi and if she googles it she'll understand why you don't talk about your corns.