>be boomer
>watching the millenial kids get buttdevistated for an obvious LARP
>tfw sold LINK for $1.00 and bought silver
Help what should i say?
Carson Carter
Oliver Long
Mention that the number is complicated or some shit because you diversified into alts
Luke Bell
This doesn't mean you tell her you have 100btc. If you actually had that there's no fucking way you'd tell her. Just believe it and let it come out through your actions and demeanour.
Lucas Hill
Just tell her "apparently you are more interested in Bitcoin than me. You know you can just google stuff about bitcoin and not lose dignity with your pandering."
Thomas Bell
She sensed weakness from your weak ass reply and at this point is questioning if you're worth her time.
Colton King
>haha that's so sweet
>do I make you nervous or something?
Kayden Rogers
You’re a terrible LARPing faggot but I’ll bite, tell her it’s your dirty little secret how many you have and nobody, not even your family, knows the number you have and that you want to keep it that way so it doesn’t change your relationship with anyone
She’ll suck your cock within 5 mins of hanging out
Bentley Jones
please help me with a good reply to this. i feel like this is my last chance not to mess it up
Oliver Reed
>digits
Tell her you have 1.2 billion doge
Austin Williams
tell her your internet name is Satoshi and if she googles it she'll understand why you don't talk about your corns.