I actually just sharted myself

>I actually just sharted myself
>People at work are starting to become suspicious why I'm not sitting down.
NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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My friends literally sharted himself at work maybe a year ago. Apparently he just left without saying anything

>shart myself at work
>people point it out
>just say that I accidentally sat on a curry sandwich and it just looks like shit
>when you actually smell the shart spot it smells like the rancid smell of a 12 week old dead raccoon

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>he doesn't bring an extra pair of underwear to work

>He thinks a new pair of undies will be able to fix this massive shart
lol

ARE YOU FAT?????!!!

I sharted 30 mins right before 2019
Thats when I realised I was in for another terrible year

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>implying you dont smell as well.

This always happens when I eat pizza.

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