>I actually just sharted myself
>People at work are starting to become suspicious why I'm not sitting down.
NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I actually just sharted myself
Jayden Scott
Brayden Adams
My friends literally sharted himself at work maybe a year ago. Apparently he just left without saying anything
Easton Collins
>shart myself at work
>people point it out
>just say that I accidentally sat on a curry sandwich and it just looks like shit
>when you actually smell the shart spot it smells like the rancid smell of a 12 week old dead raccoon
Adam Bailey
>he doesn't bring an extra pair of underwear to work
Josiah Clark
>He thinks a new pair of undies will be able to fix this massive shart
lol
Camden Thomas
ARE YOU FAT?????!!!
Jonathan Lopez
I sharted 30 mins right before 2019
Thats when I realised I was in for another terrible year
Leo Kelly
>implying you dont smell as well.
Michael Cook
This always happens when I eat pizza.
Bentley Murphy
Based