>I actually just sharted myself
>People at work are starting to become suspicious why I'm not sitting down.
NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I actually just sharted myself
Jayden Scott
Brayden Adams
My friends literally sharted himself at work maybe a year ago. Apparently he just left without saying anything
Easton Collins
>shart myself at work
>people point it out
>just say that I accidentally sat on a curry sandwich and it just looks like shit
>when you actually smell the shart spot it smells like the rancid smell of a 12 week old dead raccoon
Adam Bailey
>he doesn't bring an extra pair of underwear to work
Josiah Clark
>He thinks a new pair of undies will be able to fix this massive shart
lol
Camden Thomas
ARE YOU FAT?????!!!
Jonathan Lopez
I sharted 30 mins right before 2019
Thats when I realised I was in for another terrible year
Leo Kelly
>implying you dont smell as well.
Michael Cook
This always happens when I eat pizza.
Bentley Murphy
Based
Kevin Nelson
CLEAN IT UP JANNYYYY SHITPOST IN AISLE 3
Matthew Bailey
Cameron Long
Jonathan Morales
Whenever I fart, nothing comes out but my underwear always gets wet.
Owen Hall
ANSWER ME FATTY!!!!
Jose Gonzalez
das wetfahrt haha great post
Andrew Gutierrez
where is the line drawn between a shart and full-on diarrhea?
Levi Clark
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY
John Rivera
>coworker comes to work drunk and sharts himself
>years later we still laugh at it and he loves recounting the story to all the new guys
Jaxon Ward
>havent shit in three days
Uhh.. lads?
Hudson Sullivan
Once havent shat for four and it wasnt painful since I had been drinking a lot of water and eating veggies and fruits
Once havent shat for three days and it was the most painful experience, since I havd only been drinking coke and eating shit like pizza and sweets