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what’s the gimmick then

>I treat my settlements like I treat my women
>I NEVER withdraw

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Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill

don’t know what a fajita is
don’t eat that halal shite

bell's is probably the worst whiskey i've tried and it still tastes fine

the lads

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wonder if the lad i met in edinburgh in may 2017 still posts here

*walks into /brit/*
*opens up a packet of Haribo tangfastics*

alri lads your only allowed one

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blog on

*takes all the coke bottles*

thoughts on the adidas Yeezy Boost 700 V2 Geode lads?

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Nah I stopped posting here a while ago

*takes a dummy with a coke bottle stuck in the middle*

Oh would you look at that

A fajita (/fəˈhiːtə/; Spanish: [faˈxita] (About this soundlisten)) in Tex-Mex cuisine is any grilled meat that is served as a taco on a flour or corn tortilla.[2] The term originally referred to skirt steak, the cut of beef first used in the dish.[3] Popular meats today also include chicken and other cuts of beef, as well as vegetables instead of meat.[4][5] In restaurants, the meat is usually cooked with onions and bell peppers. Popular condiments include shredded lettuce, sour cream, guacamole, salsa, pico de gallo, shredded cheese, refried beans, and diced tomatoes. Arrachera is a northern Mexican variant of the dish.

*spits on one and puts it back in the bag*

If you just got rid of all the laws, crime wouldn't exist.

>yeezy
hello nigger

*gets some cherries that are stuck together*

Oops Haha counts as one!!!

autism shoes: deluxe edish

Gimp shoe

Looks like those shoes club foot cripples and old people wear

*scratches arse*
*fishes about for a ring*

know absolutely no one who likes the crocodiles

learning esperanto

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would fucking heem the first cunt to take a corodile

Shagging is for boys. I am a maker of love.

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The kano 5600 hi-crime

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crack that whip
liquorice whip

A couple of months ago I went for a walk and some guy walking past mocked by trainers. Said he used to wear them in PE. No idea why he did that. I was minding my own business.

you'd do nothing mate
i'd put it in your mouth and you'd thank me for it

Vote for mummy Mogg!

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state of those chicken legs

Couldn't pay me to put of of those in my mouth, state of your tastebuds

Indeed. I too am a lover

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Hypebeasts are high key cringe ngl
kek

am I meant to put ice in my whiskey

state of that first name

Smithers you are good at turning me on

caved in lads

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>Freelance journalist
Interesting way of saying unemployed.

only if it’s shit whiskey

got over-paid by work
got 3 months pay instead of one
watch me not pay it back

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VERY good post

>Annunziata

Sounds like something off the Pizza Express menu.

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any /3 showers a day/ man in?

one in the morning, one after work, one before bed

a single speck of dirt or molecule of bad odour cannot be found about my person. cleanliness is next to godliness, my friends

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don't drink spirits

I too also like those 2 things but I wouldn't talk to the person in the pic about them.

you probably take hot showers and as a result ruin your sperm as a result
atleast you're clean right lad?

sounds like ocd la'

>Water is a transparent, tasteless, odorless, and nearly colorless chemical substance, which is the main constituent of Earth's streams, lakes, and oceans, and the fluids of most living organisms. It is vital for all known forms of life, even though it provides no calories or organic nutrients.
Truly baffling

On the surface simplicity
But the darkest pit in me
It's pagan poetry
Pagan poetry

Nah, he treats his women like he treats his wars for Israel: he gets low-IQ mystery meat Americans to do the work for him.

showering too much damages your skin

blog on

don't want David Byrne to die lads

No but love washing my hands with soap. Not a clean freak just love the sensation

3 a day? I'm more like a 3 a week man lmao

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touristy cities are mental to me, imagine living somewhere like london, edinburgh, york, bath etc. where there's just a constant flow of tourists that are permanently in your city
you go to the pub and there's a different group of yanks in there every single week, madness

birmingham is a big city and obviously we've got the pakis, wogs and that but it is extremely rare to meet a yank or any tourist in general

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toilberg made me install a Hive Link in my cavern so he can track my movements at all times

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Mummy milkies!

nolan north makes kino

can say with very high confidence that the most showers ive had in a single day is 2

Type of dude to walk around with hand sanitizer in his pocket

deism

bender
you are literally not a man unless you can sit down and enjoy a nice scotch after a hard days work

sorry

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>tfw no french gf

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You arrive at Grimsby

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For me it's theism

ok i forgive you dont do it again

>watched mad men once

shite propaganda

no idea how the japs managed to get people to top themselves in a plane

UP THE RA lads

don't worry i won't

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fucking hell mediaberg truly has done a number on the yanks

never seen it desu
every man in my family drinks scotch

Whats it like to shag your gf lads

never had a gf and probably never will

yanks are a disgusting race that need to be eradicated

fuck off

finished fleabag. quite good. recommend me something else to watch

haven't a clue

they are a bizarre lot

rectify 1000000x better than fleabag

salty milk and coins

For me it's Johnnie Walker Black

need a yank gf to babble at me in yank speak

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recommend necking yourself you stupid little tasteless clown