Itchy & Scratchy
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Fact of the matter is: I shag. I shag a lot.
>Fact: Israel isn't a legitimate country
chucky and sneedy
the itchy and sraatchyy shooooow :)
posting these tits again
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There's no such thing as a legitimate or illegitimate country. Either you're strong enough to hold the land or you're not. Vae victis.
jameson
on the second fajita
about to be on the third
what’s the gimmick then
>I treat my settlements like I treat my women
>I NEVER withdraw
Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill
don’t know what a fajita is
don’t eat that halal shite
bell's is probably the worst whiskey i've tried and it still tastes fine
the lads
wonder if the lad i met in edinburgh in may 2017 still posts here
*walks into /brit/*
*opens up a packet of Haribo tangfastics*
alri lads your only allowed one
blog on
*takes all the coke bottles*
thoughts on the adidas Yeezy Boost 700 V2 Geode lads?
Nah I stopped posting here a while ago
*takes a dummy with a coke bottle stuck in the middle*
Oh would you look at that
A fajita (/fəˈhiːtə/; Spanish: [faˈxita] (About this soundlisten)) in Tex-Mex cuisine is any grilled meat that is served as a taco on a flour or corn tortilla.[2] The term originally referred to skirt steak, the cut of beef first used in the dish.[3] Popular meats today also include chicken and other cuts of beef, as well as vegetables instead of meat.[4][5] In restaurants, the meat is usually cooked with onions and bell peppers. Popular condiments include shredded lettuce, sour cream, guacamole, salsa, pico de gallo, shredded cheese, refried beans, and diced tomatoes. Arrachera is a northern Mexican variant of the dish.
*spits on one and puts it back in the bag*
If you just got rid of all the laws, crime wouldn't exist.
>yeezy
hello nigger
*gets some cherries that are stuck together*
Oops Haha counts as one!!!
autism shoes: deluxe edish
Gimp shoe
Looks like those shoes club foot cripples and old people wear
*scratches arse*
*fishes about for a ring*
know absolutely no one who likes the crocodiles
learning esperanto
would fucking heem the first cunt to take a corodile
Shagging is for boys. I am a maker of love.
The kano 5600 hi-crime
crack that whip
liquorice whip
A couple of months ago I went for a walk and some guy walking past mocked by trainers. Said he used to wear them in PE. No idea why he did that. I was minding my own business.
you'd do nothing mate
i'd put it in your mouth and you'd thank me for it
Vote for mummy Mogg!
state of those chicken legs
Couldn't pay me to put of of those in my mouth, state of your tastebuds
Indeed. I too am a lover
Hypebeasts are high key cringe ngl
kek
am I meant to put ice in my whiskey
state of that first name
Smithers you are good at turning me on
caved in lads
>Freelance journalist
Interesting way of saying unemployed.
only if it’s shit whiskey
got over-paid by work
got 3 months pay instead of one
watch me not pay it back
VERY good post
>Annunziata
Sounds like something off the Pizza Express menu.
any /3 showers a day/ man in?
one in the morning, one after work, one before bed
a single speck of dirt or molecule of bad odour cannot be found about my person. cleanliness is next to godliness, my friends
don't drink spirits
I too also like those 2 things but I wouldn't talk to the person in the pic about them.
you probably take hot showers and as a result ruin your sperm as a result
atleast you're clean right lad?
sounds like ocd la'
>Water is a transparent, tasteless, odorless, and nearly colorless chemical substance, which is the main constituent of Earth's streams, lakes, and oceans, and the fluids of most living organisms. It is vital for all known forms of life, even though it provides no calories or organic nutrients.
Truly baffling
On the surface simplicity
But the darkest pit in me
It's pagan poetry
Pagan poetry
Nah, he treats his women like he treats his wars for Israel: he gets low-IQ mystery meat Americans to do the work for him.
showering too much damages your skin
blog on
don't want David Byrne to die lads
No but love washing my hands with soap. Not a clean freak just love the sensation
3 a day? I'm more like a 3 a week man lmao
touristy cities are mental to me, imagine living somewhere like london, edinburgh, york, bath etc. where there's just a constant flow of tourists that are permanently in your city
you go to the pub and there's a different group of yanks in there every single week, madness
birmingham is a big city and obviously we've got the pakis, wogs and that but it is extremely rare to meet a yank or any tourist in general
toilberg made me install a Hive Link in my cavern so he can track my movements at all times
Mummy milkies!
nolan north makes kino
can say with very high confidence that the most showers ive had in a single day is 2
Type of dude to walk around with hand sanitizer in his pocket
deism
bender
you are literally not a man unless you can sit down and enjoy a nice scotch after a hard days work
sorry
>tfw no french gf
You arrive at Grimsby
For me it's theism
ok i forgive you dont do it again
>watched mad men once
shite propaganda
no idea how the japs managed to get people to top themselves in a plane
UP THE RA lads
don't worry i won't
fucking hell mediaberg truly has done a number on the yanks
never seen it desu
every man in my family drinks scotch
Whats it like to shag your gf lads
never had a gf and probably never will
yanks are a disgusting race that need to be eradicated
fuck off
finished fleabag. quite good. recommend me something else to watch
haven't a clue
they are a bizarre lot
rectify 1000000x better than fleabag
salty milk and coins
For me it's Johnnie Walker Black
need a yank gf to babble at me in yank speak
recommend necking yourself you stupid little tasteless clown