Why do Austrians pretend NOT to be Balkanites?

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They are Germanic.

why should they?
they are literally bavarians in their own country

I wish I was bosniak

We have a lot of serbs and croats here soo....

He's like 1,65

Austrians don't exist, it's a meme country.

One drop of German blood makes you German

Why balkanites? If anything we would be more like western slavs.

austrians are based

You're schwarzies while Czechs look white

t. never been to either countries

we're no germans and we have no german blood, thanks

Austrians are just Germanized balkanoids who are just Slavified Turks who are just Arabized Greeks

t. Reinhard Heidemann

I've watched a lot of Czech porn though

The same logic could be applied to Slovenians in their desperate attempt to separate themselves culturally from the Balkans in adopting a West Slavic identity, which is a ludicrous thing from them to do since it's as obvious as dailylight that they have much in common with us and more than they like to admit, even YOU do let alone them, and it isn't taken from air that the same is true for Austria, I definitely wouldn't feel out of place in Austria, Hungary and Slovenia but in Czechia and Slovakia I would, and that is where I draw the line of a West Slavic identity that has no direct cultural familiarity to the Balkans

Vienna truly is where the Balkan begins...

For interest I typed "czech porn" and saw swarthies, idk if they cast gypsies

>BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

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how so? , daily reminder Hitler was Austrian

YES we are very similar to hungarians and slovenians (especially in the south, since styria and carinthia were literally part of a proto-slovenian state), however, when I hear balkanoids I immediately think of serbo-croats. Yet the cultural and genetic distance between Austrians and your people is even bigger than to the south of germany.
Also the reason why you think you would fit in here is probably because there are a lot of balkanoid immigrants in the urban centres of austria (which were most likely the locations you were visiting). Normally Austrians can stilly easily recognize whether or not someone is from Bosnia or Croatia since they are in fact different in looks and behaviour. Trust me, I had a lot of bosniaks in my class when growing up and over the course of 12 years they never really assimilated.

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Not enough apparently. Czechs are diverse af

You would feel out of place everywhere in Europe, even in Bosnia you turko-arabian offspring. Bosnians are a disgrace to Slavs and all Europeans. Also Austria has nothing to do with the Balkans, but the Balkans have to do with Austria, since they somewhat managed to civilize some parts of that turkish shithole.

Because there's nothing culturally or mentality-wise connecting Austrians to germans. The only ones that are somewhat similar to us are southern bavarians, but that's it. On the other hand all of Slovenia, for example, is pretty much like we are. Back then being german meant nothing more than speaking the language, which obviously isn't true, otherwise most south american countries would also be spanish.

looks to me that you're genetically as close to croatians as bavarians
why are tyrolians so different from austrians genetically?

delusional

Stop replying to him, he is an assblasted turko-arab muzzie with no identity, slavs hate him, greeks hate him and he is desperate to fit into some cultural/ethnic group but he will always fail.

he's right, you know

Rhaetian blood, it's theorized they were Ex-Etruscans
>Ancient sources characterise the Raeti as Etruscan people who were displaced from the Po valley by the Gauls and took refuge in the valleys of the Alps.

>why are tyrolians so different from austrians genetically?
No slavic admixture

that's very interesting
do tyrolians consider themselves a seperate group from austrians or not?

Here's why

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t. only knows Austria from skiing holidays
You're actually a retard kek

Fuck me, why doesn't this shit work. Last try

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i am partially austrian myself, a town close to linz
i have a g*rman surname unfortunately

Bist unironisch richtig deppert und wahrscheinlich auch ein Zugraster

How pathetic, I bet you haven't met a single of my countrymen in your entire life you ignorant close-minded Siberian goatherder, I have no need to deny their negatives since they're rather marginal to what Western Europeans currently have to bear with actual europhobic Muslim easterners but the opinion you hold of us sounds like the ordinary assumption of anyone who has never met a Bosnian in his life
As for being excluded from Slavic identity, what am I missing out? I think of us as closer to Southern Europeans, Southeastern ones more specifically, which at the end is exactly what we are

I thought I was looking at a Russian flag...
Tho I'm not even insulted since I'm well aware of the inferiority complex your non-country suffers from, even we constitute a more coherent and real nation than you

classic turkish goatherder IQ

Martin sellner is cute

I knew people on Jow Forums were pathetic, but this pathetic? I'm actually concerned for you now, do you know how to wipe your own ass or are you being cared for 24/7?

He'll also be prime minister one day

feel free to leave and return to reddit

Cry more, self-hating swarthy mountain nigger Balkanite

apologize to Slovenia-bro, his country is better than the pseudo-state of Bosnia

Feel free and move to germany if you feel like one, we're in Austria here, we're Austrians.

WENN DU ÖSTERREICH DENKST, DENKE MARTIN SELLNER

His ''''''''country'''''''' is an extension of Croatia that was severely raped by Germans and he derives a sense of superiority out of this

There is no authentic, historic Austrian identity. The only thing that is being pushed after the war and some retards like you have gobbled up, is a manufractured one which boils down to nothing more than hating and feeling inferiour to Germany.

there is not historic german identity either, austria was a state way before germany was even considered to be created

>this is what FPÖdrones actually believe

How disillusioned are you? If anyone thinks we're germans then it's the FPÖ. Are you living in some kind of a parallel world?
Do you believe that? I guess the Habsburgs that ruled over what is now Austria for multiple hundred years doesn't count as our history?
But anyways, why don't you actually just move to Germany? It must be infuriating living among people that hate your kind

You are wrong. National identy is not tied to the existence of a nation state. For example the HRE had the appendix 'deutscher Nation' since the 15th century.

And what the fuck was the HRE? A loose union of "states" that basically had nothing to do with eachother other than trying to claim some retarded title. All that happened during those times were Habsburg dominions waging war agains other HRE memberstates. The EU nowadays is more of a union than the HRE ever was. So we're "Europeans" then?

Slovenians are worst posters.

You clearly have no idea about our history (or, more likely, you are intentionally obtuse). Under Habsburg rule we have always been a German state.

>It must be infuriating living among people that hate your kind
Its just shortlived denial born out of the horrors of the War. This artificial identy will collapse as fast as it appered.

>that one assblasted Kafftiroler that is permanently buttflustered about serving German tourists

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>A loose union of "states" that basically had nothing to do with eachother

Beside the common language and culture. You seem to have skipped over that part. it can happen, I am sure you are trying your best to be genuine and not playing intentionally dense.

I wonder if Taiwanese people would deny that they're ethnically Chinese this hard too

Austrians aren't balkan retard
Also don't chat shit about sellner he's based

excuse me they are CHINESE, its the REPUBLIC OF CHINA, the PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA is a ROGUE STATE.
based austrian bro

This is the 2nd time in a week you called me Tyrolean and this is the 2nd time i'll tell you that i'm from Vorarlberg and i'm just a humble office worker, i'm not serving any germans at all
>Under Habsburg rule we have always been a German state
You actually don't realise that being german back then meant nothing more than speaking the language? Besides that, what actually connects us to the germans? Absolutely fucking nothing besides language and a few bavarians living close to the Austrian border. Historically we had much more interaction with Slovenia or the Czech republic, yet no one claims that they're german or that we're Czechs/Slovenians. If you actually think that language is enough to constitute an ethnicity then you actually can't be helped anymore.
>This artificial identy will collapse as fast as it appered
Yes, it took us two world wars to realise what we were, but it's not collapsing anytime soon, it's growing stronger actually.
Common language, sure. Culturally, not so much, if the only ones that share a similar culture are a bunch of people in the south of bavaria living close to our border. The differences between Austrians and germans are painfully obvious alone in the way we speak german and they speak german, read that. researchgate.net/profile/Rudolf_Muhr/publication/289565145_The_pragmatics_of_a_pluricentric_language_A_comparison_between_Austrian_German_and_German_German/links/58cd7b35a6fdcc5cccbbe377/The-pragmatics-of-a-pluricentric-language-A-comparison-between-Austrian-German-and-German-German.pdf?origin=publication_detail

Bruh, german ethnicity doesn't exist. We are culturally and linguistically german though, that's a fact. And german doesn't equal prussian or bavarian only

I can see them being similar to Slovenes and Czechs but not serbs and croats

Bruh, doesn't matter if germans have an ethnicity or not, which i'd argue that they do.
Just read up on the definition of ethnicity, maybe if you look up facts on your own you'll believe them
>Ethnie (Aussprache: [ɛtˈniː], [etˈniː], auch [ˈɛtni̯ə];[1] von altgriechisch ἔθνος éthnos „Volk, Volksstamm, Volkszugehörige“) oder ethnische Gruppe bezeichnet in den Sozialwissenschaften (insbesondere der Ethnologie) eine abgrenzbare soziale Gruppe, der aufgrund ihres intuitiven Selbstverständnisses und Gemeinschaftsgefühls eine Gruppenidentität als Volksgruppe zuerkannt wird. Grundlage dieser Ethnizität können gemeinsame Eigenbezeichnung, Sprache, Abstammung, Wirtschaftsordnung, Geschichte, Kultur, Religion oder Verbindung zu einem bestimmten Gebiet sein.[2][3]
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnie
Ethnicity (group of people) is constituted by a sense of community and a group identity, which does exist among Austrians, but doesn't transcend austrias borders into germany. These two things CAN be the cause of multiple things, but don't HAVE to be caused by them.

>I'd argue that they do
They don't. Also fuck off, vorarlnigger. Secede and join Switzerland already so we can jew italy out of Südtirol

>i'm from Vorarlberg
Lmao, so you aren‘t even an actual Austrian. Hoid de Votzn und schleichdi zrick nach Schweiz donn, Eidgnosse.

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Its not just the language.
The historic region Austria and Carinthia were both detached from the Stammesherzogtum Baiern in the 10th century to weaken the Bavarian regent.

>Historically we had much more interaction with Slovenia or the Czech republic
The only conection was a common monarch.

>Yes, it took us two world wars to realise what we were, but it's not collapsing anytime soon, it's growing stronger actually.
Again you are wrong or dishonest. The first world war lead to the wish to form a single state with Germany.

To say that we have more in common culturally with countries we dont even share the language with is simply insane. We learn the same about German literature as German students.

Tbh I can't take a guy from Vorarlberg that talks about the way WE speak german seriously. Dude you literally speak unintelligable gibberish.

Out of arguments now? You guys actually pathetic

Your opinion man. My region isn't a backwater that is trashed by tourists every summer

Vaterlandslose Gesellen wie die Schwitzer

>a bosnian starts a civil war between austrians
nothing new here

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I've always hated that guy

schleich di oida bevor i ummi kum und dir die haxn brich du wixxa

I'd rather be "Vaterlandslos" than pretend to be a german like you are. Pretending to be the worst of the worst is even worse than being it. But in the end it doesn't matter what you guys in your dreamworld think that Austrians are because you can't change reality and in reality we're Austrians and no germans and except for the few disillusioned pan-germanic neo-nazis that you are all of Austria agrees and accepts reality. So, have fun seething about it, but i'd suggest you stop because so much anger isn't good for your health ;)

Yup, definitely out of arguments. Even the crushed bugs on the bottom of my boot are worth more than you are

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Austrians are turks.

Austrians are really cute, sometimes.

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Yea, those dumb pan-germanic neo-nazis like Karl Renner.
But in the end it doesn't matter what you in your dreamworld think that Austrians are because you can't change reality and in reality we're Germans and theres no Austrian identity. This construced identity consists of nothing more than claiming that you are not german. There is no real substance there.

>big nose
>long face
>flat occiput
>dark complexion

Checks out.
Would fit in montenegro if he was 20 cm taller.

>höhö kein argument mehr höhö
gutes argument du schweizer nuttensohn

Vorarlberger häng dich weg, unironisch

You literally have no arguments apart from „I don‘t feel German“, you colossal retard. Guess what, cryptobünzli, nobody fucking does. Everyone puts their local identity forward from pretentious Badenese to redpilled Saxons. The only difference is they‘re not fucked in the head to the point they would say they‘re not a part of German cultural cluster, but rather French or Polish. Not even here in Altbaiern where boomers literally can‘t shut up about Isarpreisn gentrifying their shitty Nachkriegsbauten. You unironically have to be mentally ill to think fucking Swabians are culturally more distant to Austrians than Slovaks. Not to mention deny Austria, the fucking birthplace of pangerman restoration, the nation that led and governed all the different Germans peoples for centuries its rightful place in history because you‘re literally too dumb to not fall for post-WW2 propaganda. See a psychiatrist.

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This

Real Germans have black and brown hair and are spiritually enlightened(catholic) not blonde prottys like N*rdic pigdogs

Maybe I'm missing something but Germans look same to me

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This. I mean there is a reason why we read Goethe, Schiller or the Nibelungenlied and not France Prešeren in school.
Nevertheless I think that the austrian nation has been established for a long enough time and is also successful enough to justify the existence of a separate state.

Are Austrians the Portugal to Spain?

Austrians are fucking based, they're like the Masters to the German subs

I spent hella time there, they are really friendly to us. Still they are not Balkan, their whole culture is proper European. As in they speak fucking German, they have based European architecture, modern and rich living. There is not a trace of Orientalism or Turkism/Eastern Influence in Austria that wasn't directly brought by immigrants (turbofolk/arabic sounds in music, shitty turkish national dishes, old occupation mosques/leftover ottoman architecture, arabic loanwords). Even the Balkan itself is not unified, if you remove the Turkish elements, there are Slavs, Greeks, and Shiptars/Vlachs.

>Berlin
>Germans
Berlin is 50% Turkish, 20% Polish, 20% Arab, 10% Russian and 100% söy.

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We are closer since we speak the same language and at times actually wanted to form a single state

>3 hour jams on Salzburg-München autobahn all summer long
Would unironically anschluss you just to get to Jadran faster.

Maybe just MAYBE, now hear me out here,
Maybe some of the Balkans isn't a total sub-saharan Arabian islamic sultanic viyalet caliphate, and maybe it has more in common with Europe than with the middle east, despite being heavily influences by the Ottomans.
that's my two cents.

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Slovenians and Dalmatians. The rest is literally Turko-Mongolia with some nice buildings Austrians left behind.