/brit/

youtube.com/watch?v=4NSpS5_lcRo

cheeky reminder that russell brand was (is?) very funny

Because it accentuates the female form which heterosexual men are naturally attracted to you mong what a dumb question

Eagerly awaiting the self-deportation of all VFs and incels to r9k.

I've heard depression can cause memory and concentration problems is this true?

both getting blacked at this very second

Wish I had some drugs.

Would love to have a stealthy spliff whilst the rents are sleeping.

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any philly man in who wants to exchange non-sexual foot massages?

dire patter

dozy cunt
heheLOL I'm in bed!!!!
strangle women

ask her if she wants to do the fortnite dance with you

fucked it

Unlucky

>Sorry we took soo long user, your sister Stacey introduced me to a few of her friends.

Where she belongs

Netherlands guy, if you DO smell gas, try to locate the gas line going into the equipment and turn the valve on that pipe off to stop the flow of gas to the leak.

Is the German Emmett? Or what flag is he on now.

Eagerly awaiting the self-deportation of all VFs and incels to the afterlife

Oh what's the ultimate female body form then? Can you show an example?

some proper troglodytes here don’t worry
problem is the modern educated man has too much to lose by starting a fight and does not value honour highly enough
can tell you i’ve been in a fight with some south african gentlemen and came out on top though

Dunno but i wanna fuck his sister silly

Part of me is aching to have sex but another part thinks it won’t br nearly as great as people say it is

More Soul/pop catchyness courtesy of Pattie Labelle
youtu.be/xtOoeDPc9uI

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Not a chance a girl like her is in bed on a Saturday night. Unless, of course, she's in it with some bloke.

He's been on the Norwegian flag now for a while.

“Well that’s right where I need you”

would beat the fuck out of all of you and tickle your toes til you piss you vermin

what if emmett was on a uk proxy and nobody knew

I'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting

homosexuality is a choice

No because I’m rangebanned from uploading images otherwise yes I’d show you a big fat ass

Visiting the so-called mutt milieu (costco)

do this

if you're not married by your early 20s then there's something wrong with you

brand is a shagger

you the guy that always posts his tiny willy?

Degenerate loser

enjoying this from when you posted it in the last thread
why was 80s usa so good?

tis i
emmy

>I’m rangebanned from uploading images

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Haha howled out loud at this unironically

well yeah, he's like three times shagger of the year award winner

There is a master switch in the electricity closet also for water and electricity

>homosexuality is a choice

i heard that when gay people are on anesthesia they don't talk like girls, they talk like normal people then when the anesthesia wears off they start talking like gay guys again

im very suspicious of their whole act. what are they planning??

have sex

I've shagged over two women in my time on this earth
I think I'm perfectly qualified to talk about all matter to do with shagging
I would even go to say that I could be /brit/'s official ambassador at the shagging convention

the gf (male)

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Had it all at uni lads

Now life is back to how it was for the first 18 years

End me

I want to fuck your gf's pussy (arsehole)

These flags
>/brit and friends/ when?

ask tilly if she wants to test the integrity of her box spring

get a job

me? shagged over 40

I have had sex with TWO women in my 27 years on this planet.

do you think god would like it if I made fun of black people?

Why Americans almost never visit Holland?

that would still not include yanks

Never

rookie numbers. i shagged more at 15 years old

this

why would we?

Women must be destroyed.

80's r&b/pop was amazing
t.xboomer
youtu.be/KsH63qJlIMM

imagine being a man slag

>Ofcourse I love our multicultural society, there is a such a wonderful variety of restaurants.

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Based

I don't know but it would be fun to meet some Yanks I think

I’m about to go to Leiden so my friend can show me around

He’s english though his girlfriend is just Dutch

>I'm in bed lol
>half an hour to respond

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just saw some proper slag take her kecks down and wee in the street then i saw her bum

pale roastoid fingers

probably. i think god likes comedy
making fun of people for what they look like is classic, timeless banter and it'll never be unfunny even if SJWs try to stop it.

dogshit generic gay synth pop with wailing black woman

yeah sure there might have been a few white girls getting raped and chopped up into kebab meat here and there but it's all worth it for the culture

Literally just a deano

Oh nice

I was essentially locally famous

It can never be replicated

ha yeah i saw your mum doing that too

what part?
always wanted to see that Dutch "bible belt" area with the Ultra Calvinist sects seems interesting

taxation is theft

Phoenix Nights is one of the funniest television shows of all time.

youtube.com/watch?v=HzpAUzE2Zc8

The people of The United Kingdom love The United States of America though

What the FUCK is wrong with Belgium? Seriously.

there can be no true despair without hope

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didnt ask luv

not got laid in ages its fucking shite not even ugly or fat

Realistically I’d probably be spending my time in Amsterdam though

Plane tickets are $600 that’s one paycheck I’d like to go in mid spring, weather should be nice yeah?

Weights up and down like a yoyo 16.2 last week 17 now dunno what im doing wrong

Yes but gas doesn't use electricity to move through the pipes, it flows at low enough pressures that it can simply be regulated mechanically at the meter for the building and flows naturally from there. If it smells like gas, you definitely want to valve it off and air the place out to prevent the fire/explosion hazard caused by flammable gas buildup.

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my hard earned taxes go towards paying for a house and feeding non-white economic migrants
am I happy about it? yeah of course I am think about the CULTURE