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Vapid, vile whore

seek sunlight

Dont want a bf of any kind and I think yanks are cringe

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The prospective aesthetic

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Can i have a blowjob

had the bl**din' sun shining through my bedroom window for hours tis like a bl**min' sauna in here

Post your tits luv hehe x you might enjoy it hehe y'know... have a little strum hehe

She looks like she rims shiny black arseholes

Felix is a handsome chap

HAHA GOOD LASS

would have you use gravel as mascara as I pummeled your face into the fucking street you dumb cunt next time I hear you talk ill of my people

mummy got me a mint chocolate rabbit and a box of ferrero rocher for easter
i got her some maltesers
cherish the small things lads

the so-called bucks

My chakras are blocked as fuck

Toilmas Eve for thee but not for me. Such is the NEET life that I lead.

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You ever been punched during sex?

He Is Risen

have no GCSEs, bet I'm the thickest lad here

too expensive

Only have to work 40+ more years. Day in, day out. HAHAHAHAHA

me either but im unironically a genius

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Drank one of those Monster energy drinks and am right now experiencing intense cramps in my lower abdomen. Who the fuck drinks this shit? When I poured it into the glass it looked a strange colour as well

Haha nay! *affecting an equine trot* nay! Nayyy haha!

Have sex

Ri

might start vaping

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>have no GCSEs
how?

how long until you realized lad?

just remembered how good shrimp dumplings are

Chakras are twisted as shit and my pineal is calcified like fuck jobs fucked the whole thing is irreparably FUCKED

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have sympathy for your fellow man
our feelings are as true as yours though we toil each day

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2 minutes ago, had the south african filtered so i didnt see

stopped going to school at about 15, nobody was making me go so didn't see the point

capitalism is currently doing a number on me

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do people REALLY have sex?

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is may black history month

he should overwrite black history month with jew month

Thoghts on me punchin you while i fuck you?

Juuling a n***er

profitberg has us all by the ballbags

impeach trump now

>tfw he's pretty much the same age as me
>tfw I've done nothing with my life
>tfw I can't grow a proper beard
>tfw manlet
>tfw bald

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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How so

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I'm more of a pringles man tbqh

only psychopaths who don't see any trouble in violating another human being in such a grotesque, degrading way

where can i find a gamer gf

favourite games: dota 2, CSGO, Red Dead Redemption 2, Spiderman, God of War

today i have spoken to two political activists online

one, a transgender libertarian socialist canvassing for the marxist-leninist Worker's Party of Belgium
and two, a neo-fascist helping organise Patrick Little's campaign to become President of the United States

>tfw he's worth like 100 million

Don’t compare yourself to others. Compare yourself to who you were yesterday. He’s a manlet if that helps.

pringles are good but they don't make vinegar ones so i get another brand when i get crisps

fucking based

if i was a woman i would never submit to anyone

save it for your web log

mm easter

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really going for it lads, really really going for it

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People that keep snakes for pets need castrating

The yank cuck poster should unironically kill himself but do all of his family first

based

just....be careful alright

hello, beautiful

Wouldnt stand a chance lad I'm fearsomely proficient in martial arts

no but you're a animalistic man who hunts down victims and penetrates them for your own primitive urges

Sicily why?

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thats where the snake might come in handy

This, unrionically. Realised this myself before. Sex as a woman is inherently submission. Sex as a man is conquest. You literally FUCK her. She gets fucked by you. She spreads her legs and you mount her.

If I was a woman I'd never submit desu, simple as

yeah ill just let you stick your flesh rod inside of my hole

i think not, woman are deranged

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Last night I went through all the funny pictures I sent in the group chat and was tears

you ever heard of pegging?

im not him

you would enjoy it sexually tho
reckon your fanny would get extra wet if i punched you during sex hehe

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*sets my vapemachine up to 40wattts*

Fucking TUNE:

youtube.com/watch?v=P0FKzPfsxA4

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wonder if there's ever been a woman who was into getting bottled during sex

fuck drumpf

Pegging is literally even worse. It's a woman realising that she can never be a man but trying to mimic it. It's a plastic penis to try and take a man's masculinity.

Think about what she is doing... she is using a plastic penis to imitate what a man was born with to fuck a man like a man fucks a woman

a bottle of wine? yes please! haha!

because women love that shit lad
it's literally biologically ingrained

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negro in the thumbnail?
shan't

wahey