"Hola guapo como estas?"

>hola yo estoy bien let's make a baby

Que?

H-hola, b-bien y t-tu?

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what does "como" mean?
It looks that Spanish language speakers really like to say that word as well as "esta".

como means how

esta means is or this

It means "how" in this context.

Disgusting bodies, ass and tits are too big

muy mal

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>this guy issues a fatwa on your pink ass what do you do

>ass and tits are too big
yikes

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>Disgusting bodies, ass and tits are too big

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hola senoritas how mucho dinero por cajones in taco ayayay :D:D:D

Muy bien, preciosas. Ahora, sé que esto es algo muy directo, pero necesito que depositen sus pedos directamente en mi boca. ¿Qué opinan?
Learn to use a dictionary, flat-faced chink.

>I would rather como your culo

Oh dios cuantos chekspiers aqui me desmayo

hola, que passa mamacitas?

como = how
esta = is/are

estas = you is/are

Ni de broma, nope, no gracias feminas y zorras. Largo, hasta luego.
That's how you treat whores.

the name of the bitch is natascha encinosa she is 5'10 and a professional bodybuilder, she could probably beat you to a pulp if she wanted to

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>probably beat you to a pulp if she wanted to
Please do.

Bebi nos vemos adentro. Todo bien

qué asco

imagine her smell, so beautiful

Seriously, how does one respond to this without sounding retarded?

t. the alpha romeo ms 13

My 90s waifu

youtube.com/watch?v=2FdP0eS47ts

Best Latina to ever have existed

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I can't speak spanish so I'd make a fool of myself if I ever tried to hit on latinas

Your Irish heritage is talking again mr. Mcburger

>Muy bien, señoritas, gracias por preguntar. Quieren ir a mi casa?

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Just add Os to the end of English words

No you idiot
they would find you trying to speak Spanish cute, and would probably fuck you on the spot

Not being able to speak a language is beta
Imagine a chinese native trying to pick up a blonde american girl with a heavy accent and limited knowledge of english

Racemixing is wrong, sorry anons.

Every time you guys fuck and have kids with each other, that's technically race mixing

Latinas are literally rape babies and the product of the heaviest racemixing ever

americans are latin americans

based gilgamesh

I fucked a cute colombian dude once. True story.

It's not the same as you americans wanting in, sorry, search on another place.
>nations are cool and all until my dick wants some
Away with that bs.
Same as the other one, still not the same as you americans wanting in.
>racemixing is wrong unless it benefits me

I agree, i prefer flat short & stocky asian and amerindian mongoloids

buy them a drink first

Estoy bien gracias, solo un poco perdido, No tengo idea de cómo llegué aquí.

>"hallå där sötnos, hur är läget?"

what do u respond

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Bork bork bork

back off capitalist dog, worship your corporate masters anywhere but here

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fucking based

Are you coming on to me?

based

shhh, no thinking
just take it on

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lel that's fucking bizarre. Is this an actual specific swedish fetish thing? Or is it just like 1 guy?

Also sorry bräh, I don't bottom.

That material looks uncomfortable af

Asi me gustan, para que me pegen.

LMAO

they're called Kalas (120 SEK so i think about $12?)
you don't have a sex section in Australian IKEAs?

I don't believe you. This is what I get when I google Kalas.

ikea.com/au/en/catalog/products/20378671/

Nice try cunt but I guess it's just a couple of swedes out there who have a bizarre IKEA fetish. Or maybe it's just for laughs, and it's pretty funny in that case.

No, i am not gay fuck off.

>literally zero of those describe me

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