/cum/

>5 KB/s download speed

Attached: 1474181102284.jpg (1280x1381, 152K)

What's your ethnicity?

think i got all the ants buds, or at least scared them into hiding
drank some good ol' plastic solvent so im gonna go have a shower and find some food

Mexican

>last animated Hidamari Sketch was +5 years ago

Attached: 1378694176497.jpg (351x351, 78K)

You're still a VIIIIRGIIIIIIIN?
(Who'd in there LITERAL RIGHT MIND, would wanna fuck YOU?)

Attached: xIctAc5.jpg (901x1200, 174K)

not for me

lizard tits

Why this city don't have places like the "frikiplaza". I want white girls that smell like OBO.

Does this mean I get everybody's waifus if I win?

Attached: 5LYzTBVoS196gvYvw3zjwO9t3r2vPGZR2rLCWN5crCs.jpg (1920x1080, 88K)

with 4 seasons, it's fair to rewatch it all every two years or so

Attached: f60f01868a1538c1bd7f26af37533d818.png (1000x1000, 620K)

>another ant appears
FUCK

if you were brown you would have hard time getting white gf
thats why I don't waste my time with them
they will always reject me

we're fucking in a car, shooting heroin
saying controversial things just for the hell of it

Attached: alice3.jpg (733x540, 42K)

Does all of the semen girls swallow after blowjobs inflate their boobies?

Attached: 1515396478439.png (574x600, 264K)

No dude, I'm sure I'd cry if I rewatched it. Only remembering the music made me feel sad just now.

It doesn't matter I'm not good making relationships in a normal way. Don't even friends.

Good. Assimilation must be stopped

looks trans

>this is that Jow Forumstards look like
Jesus Christ

Attached: B70I-YUT89MnvC3NVIXJyigOIkmhyzvuiwMkwsXKq9c.jpg (826x1460, 293K)

>skinheads are ugly
how is this news lol

187 on an undercover cop

Attached: 1533010627580.png (1080x780, 88K)

i just think of the opening clock animation song and feel cozy.
great clip btw
youtube.com/watch?v=Tz7idTVQkfU

Attached: 3cb26014b0fbdc8ad017d2f05021c4f0d.jpg (565x800, 199K)

What do I do when I get to her place
I’ve never kissed a girl

mommy makes some gross cinnamon solution and sprays it around the doorways and it unironically scares off ants

however it makes your house smell like a burnt cinnabon store

the thicc boi

move to the couch baby

brown girls here also prefer white guys
being brown in a white majority region is tough

I hope i don’t mess it up

don't worry, think of it as practice
your first time is assuredly awkward/failure

I don’t wanna have it be practice haha I really like this girl

are you from california

oh
then stop focusing on the sex and focus on the conversation

bet he's from placer county lmao

This is so empowering for black people

Attached: DB2D9156-874C-4296-8C1B-477C1CCF77D8.jpg (640x647, 242K)

may as well be

ummm apparently one of the darknet markets i ordered from a week ago just exit scammed....hope my drugs come through and the dealers got my buttcoins...

Hispanic people in america that don't speak spanish might as well be white

planning a fishing trip, buds

south oregon?

I wasn’t talking about sex I don’t want to mess everything up and have her not want to hang out with me anymore

No they aren't and they will never be. Fuck off California

Just give her the old lickaroo

i grew up in arizona (california lite)
live in washington

why if their skin is brown like really brown

Subhuman

Wait, I only speak spanish with my parents. Am I white?

Unfuckworthy.
Unfuckworthy.

Attached: qP4f8nE.jpg (1125x1386, 129K)

My mom gave me spider man bandaids

sex and kissing may as well be the same thing
there's a number of ways to go about this, but it all depends on the girl--ie, "can i kiss you?" vs going for the kiss

band-aids are for children and man-children
if a wound is severe enough to actually require a bandage, a band-aid wouldn't work

Well on our first date I held her hips without asking she was okay with it

My babcia refuses to speak english anymore. SPEAK ENGLISH YOU POLISH CUNT

either way, asking for consent is always the safest bet
99% of women are okay with being asked first

Kick him in the nuts

AAAAAA ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I TOUCHED A GIRL I COULD KILL MYSELF

Attached: 1555218834239.jpg (1238x492, 25K)

how dare you call my babcia a man

never touched a girl in my life

My dick got hard and she started rubbing against me harder

I once accidentally touched a girls thigh and it was the smoothest thing I've ever felt

>another nigger who fought with cops was beat up
>have to deal with another police '''brutality''' for niggers episode
America needs new writers

stop it. i am this close to falling apart. i have not kissed a girl in three and a half years

Attached: 1554268533235.png (1024x719, 806K)

retard

reminder

Attached: discord2.png (540x541, 449K)

Just go out and get a GF lol
Stop acting like it’s difficult

They deserve it
Stop shilling this shit

You two are the worst posters in this general

Attached: 1518387234888.webm (426x240, 2.7M)

not necessarily, most women like boldness in a man and see that kind of pussyfooting around as a big turnoff
remember that a minority of women identify as feminists

Attached: 1555565919167.png (1200x800, 74K)

lol

Post tits

Girls are soft and warm and loving, but also I hate them

>post tits

Attached: 1555371185791.jpg (647x740, 76K)

...

Spot on brother, women love to be treated like whores.
That’s why they all go for CHAD.

is there anything uglier than looking at a penis

Look in the mirror LOL

Attached: 1519870553045.png (239x170, 65K)

how do i get over her bros

Attached: Fiona%27s_Forest.png (636x527, 28K)

god i hope they have some advanced surgery shit in 20-40 years
my knees ache and i'm 27 years old
can't imagine what it'll be like when i'm an old man

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

no one wants to talk to me ;_;

i'll talk to you
about what?

too tired to talk

i do :) what are you doing with your night?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1,4-Butanediol
do you like drugs?

Attached: 1553834381203.jpg (346x510, 31K)

Attached: 1555782106739.jpg (586x614, 141K)

i'm too high into social anxiety to be able to experiment
i'd love to drugs

rly hate my mother
i am an adult but yet she still thinks she has the right to tell me that i can't go to the gas station at night

gn manchester

i'm gonna go make some oatmeal haven't eaten since noon

you can buy that on amazon ;)

then just do it