Why do Europeans bake red hardboiled eggs into bread for Easter...

Why do Europeans bake red hardboiled eggs into bread for Easter? I'm no expert but it seems to me that doing so would ruin both the egg and the bread.

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It's like bags of sand.

I will answer your question if you first tell me why Americans do not celebrate Easter?

i guess its a very old tradition from when eggs were a luxury for the avarege europleb.

we do? although my family is Hispanic and Catholic so I dont know about the gringos

SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT THIS "EASTER" THING IS RIGHT NOW

It's the first fullmoon after the spring equinox.

Why on earth would anyone care about that?

>Why on earth would anyone care about that?

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Christmas is 2 or 3 days after the winter equinox.

Okay, but what's that matter to the spring equinox
Who cares about moons and equinoxes? Sounds like some hippy pagan shit.

>Okay, but what's that matter to the spring equinox
>Who cares about moons and equinoxes? Sounds like some hippy pagan shit.

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Look, just because I haven't heard of your obscure LARPy pagan bullshit "easter" doesn't make me a soíboy. But go ahead, keep posting your oh-so-funny wojaks. I'm sure you'll get a hilarious one for this post.

>soíboy

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>spring equinox festival bad
>winter equinox festival good

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I do

t. Italiano Americano

Christmas is about Santa and presents not about equinoxes.

>Christmas is about Santa and presents not about equinoxes.

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You are the one larping as Romanian here and on Jow Forums aren't you?

Why would anyone care about the sun when you're getting free shit?

absolute state of american consumerist "culture"

Christmas is birth of Christ, Easter is death and resurrection of Christ. Timed according to former pagan festivals out of century old habits.
But then you are ""trad"" but don't know it, and let the Jews dress you up like clowns on Halloween and put you in debt for Christmas using Coca Cola's mascot.

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