Why are Americans so pious?

Why are Americans so pious?

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We always pray to soda

hey at least shes white

Would pray to Dr pepper unironically

*Israel

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You sound like someone I know lol

how the fuck is the soda not falling ?

With the power of Christ nothing is impossible

The power of faith binds all

The power of the Lord, you heathen.

Based and Christpilled.

>Thanks for 69
>great

Shameless.

Jesus died for children's soda.

oh you of little faith

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I have never seen anyone who likes Dr. Pepper in South Korea But Mountain Dew.

They're empty cases glued together, genius.

No store is going to have a 12 foot stack of cans just waiting to fall onto someone head and get them sued

They aren't at all.

the little girl is hispanic

We're all atheists

they used to be giant stacks it was was alot easyer once they switched to the fake ones

There's nothing wrong with the Lord Jebus Christ

Inshallah.

Cute.