/balt/

Ave Maria

lieldienas

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already smacked my egg against other eggs with my family, was fun

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Same here

I also ate a kinder surprise egg. My aunt bought one for everyone

We are flooded with beautiful Ukrainian prostitutes. God damn...

Hello

Smacked kinder surprise eggs.

fukken based

Happy Easter!
Happy Easter!
What's up buddy
Good morning and happy Easter!
Labas
Hi
Good lad
Good lad
Hello
Good lad
Thanks

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>velykos
When will you stop pretending that you're not slavic?

Ülestõusmispühad ehk lihavõttepühad ehk lihavõtted ehk paasapühad, argikeeles ka munadepühad

Eating the so-called lunch lads

based multi-replier

based "based x replier" replier

based dubs replier

>Munapyha, kiigepyha, suur pyha ehk enipäiv on maarahva vana kevadpyha, millega kaasneb hulk muistseid kombeid.
>Yhelt poolt soovisid kirikuvõimud hõivata põlisrahvaste rõõmsat kevadpyha. Teisalt said meie esivanemad möödunud okupatsioonisajandeil oma pyhadekombeid järgida eeksätt siis, kui võõrvõimud puhkamiseks loa andsid.

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Õpi ü-tähte kasutama

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based dubs checker

It's from a pagan site where ü is considered an oppressive letter.

Can't read this cancer. Thanks for keeping my mind clear.

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why do you use ü instead of y

Because we are not greek

true, but you are finnish so you should use y like we do

Swedes also use y. Hungarians use ü.
Go figure who are staying true to their roots.

unironically there are more finnish poster than latvian in /balt/

Hello, baltlads, anyone here not celebrating? What are you guys even doing right now, me? I'm drinking pepsi-cola and playing vidya, listening to oldschool hiphop.

Also, does anybody know where I could start learning latvian, preferably in lithuanian?
Because they're not russian

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>install tinder
>get 3 matches
>don't post anything to grilles because can't think of anything to talk about

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>tinder

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where should I look for grills then

Laba diena.

Yes, hello

balts are our finno-ugric brothers

I don't know. Maybe anywhere else by there. Try this.

/balt/ forgot it's daily dose of

youtube.com/watch?v=F7T3SXUwwjs

>hey why did you throw in 9 portions of chilli cheese nuggets into the frier?
>"for a meme lmao"

What the fuck was his problem

who are you quoting

This new guy at work. What a fucking loser

Knif him in the eye for a meme haha

do you work in mcdonalds on easter nigga

I worked the night shift today, yeah

HOLD YOUR COLOURS AGAINST THE WALL

literally me, i got like 15 matches right now and I haven't messaged any of them because i have no idea what to talk about

I got 5 matches now, I installed this morning but literally can't message any of the grills because of spgahetti and can't think what to talk about

I should just kys

>"ayo gurl want sum fuk"
post results

Listening to Daft Punk Veridis Quo

>buy a bottle of Karl Friedrich
>drink it while waiting for my bus
>gotta piss
>piss into the bottle
>put the cap back on
>bus arrives
>give the bottle to a russian hobo
>"Here you go, its a bit warm but still good"
>He thanks me and calls me a natsalnik
>board the bus
>see him cracking it open and taking a large sip and immediately spitting it out and rageing
Trolled epic style >D

should've took a shit in that bottle

based

>Ar tu archeologė? Nes katik radai dideli kaula kuri reikia nuciulpti.

When i was a kid i put 80% concentrated vinegar in a beer bottle and gave it to a local hobo. This fucktard started chugging it and fucked up his throat for life

Wtf...

I had a hobo living nearby my summer house named Sasha, he was such a heavy alcoholic that we would give spirit around 90% dunno what's is called in English for work and he would chug it like there's no problem without even squinting and he'd ask for more, he's still alive an kicking today.

sociopath

Kas bus nauja lietuvis presidentai?

Lol based
kids do stupid stuff ok. Me and me lads set a cat on fire once and filmed it, funnily enough the police got involved and it was even on reporter news lol. It was back in 2009 so if you dig the archives you might find it

Binkas Bunkis Bunkauskavičius

Binkrida Binkonytė or Binkanas Binksėda

based

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>hurting animals
the opposite of based

doesnt matter

Why?

Not this guy , but here we go

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I didnt do anything but throw the still burning carcass into a local lake.

You're still complicit, reported you to KaPo.

where do you live? i'll go to your house and set your mother on fire

"Listen here bitch Im that gorrila dick nigga I make dyke pussy wet. You have about ten seconds to show me that hole cause this gorilla dick daddy is hungry and if you dont blow me right i might kill you."

won egg smacking with senpai again. they simply can't compete with me I always pick best eggs

I live at Sõle 33 appartment 25 Tallinn. Come meet me faggot.

reporting you to police enjoy :)

Go right a head faggot

hope you like gorilla dick in jail

based

I have been to prison before, Estonian prisons are actually quite nice now, there is no homosexuality here, only niggers and slavs do it

Texted to one grill hi she replied hey with a waving emoji what do I say now

You say this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>how are you?

do this except change the the beginning for your metrics
I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

I'm Chad

Should I say happy holidays because it's easter today or is too autistic

Don't make too many compliments unless she deserves them.

Is Tinder even possible in small Eesti? What are your experiences like?

Tinder is extremely popular here, be warned though you will find the exact quality there as youd expect from a mainstream hook up app

She looks like an 8/10 to me, I'm like 7/10 on a good day, nowadays I look like a hobo because I haven't had a haircut in a while and didn't trim my beard for a while.

>make tinder account years ago when it first appeared
>swipe through chicks
>see my old girl classmate
>uninstall and never use it again
thats my experience

Act casual and chad, don't let her know you place her above.

Same happened to me, I installed it today and like the third girl, was in my uni class at uni before I quit and she tried to hit on me, but I ignored her because she's into gopnik "subculture" and dresses like this, even though she's not bad looking.

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Well, i jerked off to japanese lesbians. Went to a forest and did that so that no one would see me. Came buckets and shot my sperm maybe 1.5 meter.

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