Tell me about Americans, why don't they celebrate easter?
Tell me about Americans, why don't they celebrate easter?
William Cox
Blake Collins
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED EGG
Adrian Price
If they ate a Kinder Surprise, would they die?
Camden Sullivan
Because we're all atheists
Grayson Hernandez
It would be extremely painfull.
Noah Bennett
They're fat guys.
Nicholas Watson
For you
Joseph Thompson
Proddie fags, atheists, and rampant consumerism. The US being such a melting pot makes it impossible to have any real solid identity be it ethnically, religiously, or culturally. Hell, we hardly even have a shared language amoungst us. The only thing that brings us together is the American economy and so we are nothing but consumers rather than true citizens of a nation. Every holiday ends up revolving around consumerism.
Bentley Evans
Go to sleep no one gives a fuck about you.
Zachary Sullivan
wow rude
Benjamin Jenkins
Bump?
Xavier Williams
Bump your faggot ass on my dick
Connor Fisher
wow rude
Carson Wilson
>he's just like me im 14 wow
very yikes tier post
Julian Scott
>completely overlooking the validity of my post and the contribution it makes to answer the question posed in the OP just because you don't like blue man post
mega yikes tier
Jacob Bell
I hated Easter as a kid because of Church. Mind you my family dragged my ass to Mass on a weekly basis but the typical mass only lasted an hour and by the time I was in high school they were getting more down towards 45 minutes. But Easter was always awful because they'd do that long ass drawn out sermon where they like read all of Genesis or some shit plus a couple of the other bigger old and new testament stories. There were guest preachers and shit and more songs by the choir and it took fucking 2hrs. Sometimes more like 2.5hrs. SO FUCKING BORING. Jesus Christ.
That's nothing though. I thought the Catholic masses were bad, oh no. When I visited a relative in South Carolina I got dragged to a Baptist mass. It was kinda cool and novel with the upbeat dancing and singing for a little while... what was not cool was FOUR HOURS LATER when mass was STILL GOING. Seriously, fuck Southern Churches. Who in hell wants to go to Church for 4+ hours. That sounds like the real hell.
Bentley Thompson
You have to be 18 or older to post here user.
Easton Turner
My mom gave me permission though its cool
Nathan Gray
Was hiding eggs part of your plan?
Isaiah Morgan
>Being Christian in 2019
Caleb Bailey
(USER WAS GIVEN MOD RIGHTS FOR THIS POST)
Gavin Martinez
Hiding them up my ass was ;3
Daniel Davis
A christian holiday?
Luis Gonzalez
Jaxson Clark
Hmmmm?
Levi Cox
How does your country celebrate easter? We let kids look for hidden chocolate eggs in parks.
Aiden Gutierrez
a pagan holiday
John Clark
>he doesn't know about the massive discounts on chocolate after certain christian holidays