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Balkanic numbers edition

Eski

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>2020 -1
>Giving a shit about who owns what
Take your Constantinople and shove it up your ass no one cares if it's owned by Greeks or Turks or Bulgar's

>ajung in balcani
>un balcanian pune muzica turceasca intr-un megafon
>odoare islamica imi ataca narile
>fug spre nord
phew, ii multumesc lui dumnezeu ca nu sunt balcanian

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t. completely dissolved

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>odoare islamica

Beats whatever smell the Russians have installed in your neighbourhood xoaooxooaooxoaoxooaoox

don't ever reply to me again you incel freak

ueik ap balkan sapxioumans

ISHHMMMMMMMMMMMILLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHILLLLLLALLLLLLLLLLLAH

Its 420
Election day in macedonia for president
And its catholic eastern

Such an important day

Sashko, it's April 21st lol

Oh i havent slept all night and it felt like its the same day

Malaka bъlgare, stop mocking my language

Important note, April 21st is the anniversary of the beginning of the Greek military dictatorship that happened in 1967

So you need to expect Kelly or other poltard Greek kids to post relevant shit here

You should have slept and go to church, it's Palm Sunday and it's an important feast

Unless you've become a muslim

Lads I'm finally here, I only have 3 bosses and 3 minibosses left in Sekiro.

Vrolijk pasen

Hello friend, how difficult is this game?

My grandfather was an instructor and misses the good old times when you could beat up punks in public.

If you skip the minibosses not much, if you're doing every single miniboss then soulsborne is piss easy compared to this.

allahu ekber and happy easter to my christian brothers

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Σεαkιkε εσύ;
I see, some guys I knew played it before they switched to Division2 and told me it's not a good game for beginners

ναι

Δάσkαλος ήταν ο παππούς σου; Ναης

>maramureș
>fără manele
Ai de plm.

stratiwtikos ekpaideftis

This is my new outfit for Easter. Do you guys like it?

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Ω... Οk...

Ελπίζω όχι ΕΑΤ/ΕΣΑ ε

Dimitris its over youre doxxed

οχι λελ

Τι έλεγε για εkείνη την εποχή; Ζει σήμερα;

>German flag speaks perfect Greek
>German flag calls me ethnic shit here and on Jow Forums
>it's not a neet on a proxy
K then.

Hey sashe are you voting today? I already voted Reka.

Hey man, he's a Greek student there and he's posting since god knows when, I remember him since 2016 at least

πέθανε το 2010

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I start every day from Ctrl+F 'psh' on /balk/

>I wake up in the Balkans

its like living the worst nightmares

Ριπ, να του ανάψεις ένα kεράkι το Πάσχα μ8

Just the everyday cheerful theme of waking up in balkans.
youtube.com/watch?v=NlQcKBUcgmA

youtube.com/watch?v=EytSP67tg_0

Even more epic desu

i'm not mocking it
why do you think i'm mocking it

Seeing more of the documentaries of the bald man, I see the people living in the ex USSR republics to be extremely nostalgic over the days of the USSR

Especially in Moldova, which is a heartbreaker.

kek i do the same with "rash"

Want sam tsiken?

Nai??

of course they are nostalgic, almost all of these countries are falling apart now

only if you drizzou on it

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Rasha
Pshek
Sashko
Xpozed
Fyromgay
Anime-Bey
Ikibey
Radu
Effendi 2

So you guys don't get red searching bars

This is sad

now i'll get 1 false positive
much like my herpes test and your mom's pregnancy test lmaooooooooooooooo kid

I just never understood why you need two -ts sounds

The lady spelling the chicken is how we spell all ch/ts words here

Can't wait to vote for Mr. Stevo Pendarovski!!

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Who is the favorite of your elections today? Is he/she a supporter of our bilateral deal?

thanks god I'm not weird, retarded, autistic and relevant enough to be on that list

god is not real btw

Good morning krasnoyarskbey, may the day bring you a hot gf sitting on your lap

it's winding and snowing again
hope torn out tree will fly into my window and kill me

>izmir
*sips çay*

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Hello Alexander, last boss took me two days and a half of intense playing

Stevo would swallow everything from you, shiptars, eu/nato and so on without problems. While Gordana is pro eu but "against" the other things even though she will end up allowing the same things just with some fake "resistance". No favorite AFAIK they are tied.
I'd nuke them both desu.
The shiptar candidate is irrelevant he will get 100k votes at best.

red searching bars?

Based af!
I voted Reka.

Is there a site where they show votes counted etc like the parlimentary elections?

What elections

they told me we were expecting guests early this morning so i had to make the effort to get up at 7 to vacuum the hallways and sweep all the pigeon shit and feathers at the front door. turns out it was all merely a scheme because guests are not coming before noon

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reka da te odnese
we are electing the person who gets to fuck your mother the most

It literally doesn't matter what you fucking vote. The winner is already decided.

So, superman's gonna win?

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Convince me who to vote for and I will do it

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Your choices are a fossilised cunt, a literal soyboy and Reka.

macedonia could not afford actual superman t-shirt so they crafted one... this is sad and touching at same time

I've been to several of those "programmes" funded by sorosoid organisations and they always give you markers and let you paint a white t-shirt which you then gift to eachother. It's fucking cringe and retarded.

Absolutely based, my mum does that to me often.

you'd change your opinion if cute girl would gift you t-shirt with your name crudely written on it

Kolku godini imash be peder

26 but I've never followed elections

No. I fucking wouldn't.

Yes and two months ago you had like 21 or 22, you age so fast!

Feels too real

I had 25 6 months ago

>tfw no Eowyn gf

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so, are we really orthodox if we celebrate easter on 28.04 but christmas the same with catholics? hmm

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The only real orthodox in balkan are serbs and south serbs while you, bugars and greeks are cathocucks

>being an orthodog is good
literally one of the worst denominations of this shitty religion

objectively false

have sex

but we are orthodoxx. we got them churches with gold plated roofs n shit

have sex

>autistic
>not unified
>butthurt at catholics
>went full cuck mode when the turks came
>instead of allying against them they sperged out
there is no such a subhuman religion as christianity but orthodoxy is absolutely hideous, your church especially you serbianized every orthodog you had in your country.

christianity is the best religion and orthodoxy is the best form of it, only brainlets will argue otherwise

>Going to vote
>When I come back, I expect 300 replies about orthodoxy vs catholicism

Orthodox people are better than bulgarian animals.

>>>>christianity is the best religion
>allowed degenracy and all that shit
>literally the cuckiest shittiest form of judaism
>eternally butthurt and islam
>stupid cuck laws like hurr durr murder is bad in any case
>turn on the other cheek
>>>>>>>>>orthodoxy is the best form of it
>was under foreign rule for hundreds of years
>did nothing about it
>serbs hated catholics so much they chose to fight with the turks against them
>told the people to be silent and obidient in turkish rule and that god will save us somehow
worst religion and one of the worst denominations

>All these Orthodogs ITT
I'll give you brainlets a quick rundown of Orthodog "thought":
In the 4th Century Church Fathers used a certain language to describe God, and learned of God in a certain way. Western "heretics" like Thomas Aquinas and Augustine came along, and developed new terms borrowed from Platonic and Aristotleian philosophy to describe God, and used the rational mind (may I remind you that God gave humans a rational mind) to describe God in a way that was foreign to the Early Fathers. Because it was foreign to the Early Fathers, who knew EVERYTHING about God, to Orthodog brainlets it must be false and heretical.

This, of course, neglects to mention that the Early Fathers invented their own language for describing God, and, without any practical forbears, invented their own methods of coming to know Him: yet, any further developments in the science of theology must be heresy.

This typifies the Orthodox position of venerating the past for the past's own sake, a sort of rosy nostalgia for pre-Turkish times. But the Orthodox, after centuries of corrupt Patriarchs appointed by the Grand Turk - a process that continues to this day, as the government of modern-day Turkey must approve the appointment of the Patriarch of Constantinople - have imbibed much of the corrupted Mahometan view of religion: the essence-energies distinction, gleaned from the writings of Al Ghazali. A hatred of any form of improvement or innovation in religion, a concept directly analogous to the Mahometan concept of "bidah." A love for the "glory days" of the past, and resting on laurels, while being completely stagnant in the present. A strict rule of fasting, and often overly-strict legalism in the context of a "therapeutic faith tradition."

What's having a brainlet-tier theology and religion like, Orthodogs?

incel pomak

nice projection

I'm Lutheran

have sex

imagine writing this

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