>Americans don't celebrate Easter because they don't want to hear about someone that recovered for free
Americans don't celebrate Easter because they don't want to hear about someone that recovered for free
Michael Lee
Owen Reyes
FUCK YOU
Logan Martinez
KEK
Holy fuck i’m laughing so fucking hard.
“Jebus you are under arrest, you gotta pay for that eternal life, this isn’t socialism.”
Jose Richardson
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW!
Adrian Hernandez
Do they really?
Carter Robinson
At zero cost?! What a bargain.
Chase Nguyen
my sides fucking exploded
Eli Powell
>tfw broke from paying medical bills
Samuel Cox
serves you right
Lincoln Cox
what did i do to deserve this
James Moore
You are not jew that is what you did
Josiah Allen
oh god
Jace Long
Xavier Gonzalez
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
William Hernandez
god fucking dammit
Jonathan Brown
Bahahahahhahahahahahha
Anthony Parker
Alexander Jenkins
ok that was pretty good, surprising coming from a fr*Nchoid, keep up the banter
Brody Jenkins
Jackson Anderson
Upvoted!
Jeremiah Myers
10/10
Lincoln Smith
America btfo
Xavier Walker
Based
Andrew Hernandez
heh
Angel Clark
Based
Nathaniel Diaz
very nice
Thomas Gutierrez
AMRIKI SCHOKED FRANCHMAN ROCKED
Camden Richardson
So thats why jews hate him, he didnt pay for his insurance...
Julian Gutierrez
>Conservative Bible Project aims to rewrite scripture to counter perceived liberal bias
>CHARLESTON, West Virginia - The Gospel of Luke records that, as he was dying on the cross, Jesus showed his boundless mercy by praying for his killers this way: "Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do."
>Not so fast, say contributors to the Conservative Bible Project.
Aaron Adams
>American
>Christians
Aaron Collins
>tf
>tp
Brayden Smith
u mad, beardo
Christian Moore
honestly, how do you guys put up with that healthcare system
Lincoln Lee
>The Conservative Bible Project is a project utilizing the "best of the public" to render God's word into modern English without archaic language and liberal translation distortions.
>Isaac Newton, who was merely an average student, worked on translating the Bible and that gave him the inspiration and insight for inventing calculus, developing mechanics, and discovering gravity. Going beyond reading the Bible to translating it also enables eradication of liberal distortions that have crept in, such as pro-abortion bias against references to the unborn child. Just as Shakespeare's works are losing interest in the West due to its increasingly archaic language, the use of archaic and liberal language in Western translations of the Bible loses people.
Parker Rodriguez
ebin thread bro
James Hughes
>French celebrate Easter because they feel vindicated worshiping someone who surrendered at the first instance of conflict with a foreign power
Jason Fisher
Our Easter falls on April 28.
Jayden Gonzalez
Jason Garcia
lmao
Xavier Scott
are there still bells ringing in moscow
Jeremiah Mitchell
Caleb Russell
Nz mentioned
Cooper Sanders
HMMMM?
Andrew Allen
did you crucify yourself today?
Aaron Nelson
fuck you commie bastard nothing in life is free 1776 don't thread on me
Brayden Edwards
no but someone I know did
Lucas Gray
bwahahaha
Parker Ward
based
Juan Gutierrez
Why are all Americans so salty?
Asher Garcia
They don't have the sweet taste of Easter to combat the salt
Joseph Lopez
Burgers btfo
Ryder Torres
Hi, I am Gad Elmaleh and I'm stealing this joke!
Jace Diaz
>Canadian-French-Moroccan
dios mio
Eli Collins
Banned from presenting in Québec, for stealing too many of our comedian's jokes.
Josiah Brooks
>Moroccan
>steals
sounds about right
Charles Diaz
OH NO NO NO NO
Juan Taylor
Will Americans EVER recover?
Isaiah Phillips
Wow that's raciste.
It's not because of where he came from, it's because he is jewish.
Jacob Davis
Kek, nice one
Camden Martin
Jesus died for our sins 2,000 years ago, but because of Hitler we have more birth sins now. Can we please get a second Jesus to die for Hitler's sins?
Aiden Reed
Based
Jose Evans
Not without a good health insurance plan that's for sure
Hudson Diaz
William Fisher
All this bullshit aside can someone for the love of god tell me why americans don't celebrate easter? We have these threads every year but nobody ever tells me. PLEASE.
Charles Gomez
Americans are actually Jews. It's also why they circumcize their children
Caleb Perez
:D
Jayden Sullivan
fucking kek
Nathan Gray
The vast majority of Americans on here probably don't celebrate it, but Jow Forums surfers are not like most Americans.
Hunter Garcia
What is the joke here?
Mason Roberts
America
Liam Nelson
Eternal life price = death and resurrection of Jesus + tip
Asher Russell
Americans
Tyler Rivera
i don't understand this epic meme we do celebrate easter
Grayson Bell
It's not a public holiday and they all go to work as normal. Unless you're a devout Christian, the fact it's Easter probably doesn't go through their minds.
Adrian Baker
>lying on the internet and on Easter
Liam Rivera
But Easter is always celebrated on Sunday.
Do Americans work on Sunday too?
Cameron Collins
Happy Easter Jow Forums
Luis Hall
>he doesn't know
Nathaniel Lopez
...
Aiden Evans
what are you talking about my family and friends families aren't religious and we all celebrate Easter
Brody Miller
Grayson Wilson
Yikes
Luke Hughes
I was going to share some of my Easter candy with you, but now...I just don't know.
Dylan Thompson
Post of the Year TBΗ
Grayson Sanders
Charles White
kek
underrated
Gabriel Torres
Do Americans really eat this?
Jonathan Bailey
Asher Young
Pablo please.
Kayden Mitchell
lmao
Oliver Allen
>say he recovered for free
>dosn't realize he payed the ultimate price for our sins
Leo Baker
Jayden Martin
...
Ian Morgan
HAHAHHA
Nolan Powell
Liam Wilson
lel, good thread OP
Zachary Myers
It's not a public holiday so therefore nobody celebrates it :^)
Brody Gray
Carson Clark
my sides for real this time
Owen Gray