/brit/

not edward but ta

he's coming

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Woken early again because of my flat mate's loud cancerous smoker cough.

what does this have to do with British culture?

kill him

nah but thats the idea

morning lads

ed short for edition

Looking into Stephen Hawking in his youth he was a bit of an egotistical douche.

Come on, Bryce. There are a lot more important problems than Sri Lanka to worry about.

why is it only yanks who say this?
/brit/ isnt about britain, its a mate simulator

>8am
>early
lazy cunt

Anyone here living with an invisible disability?

Morning lad

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can you be my mate?

me on the right

yeah, i have TMAU

They try so hard to fit in. There's no yank post worth reading.

>Brits never say “what does this have to do with British culture
FALSE

I'm having Brexit withdrawals

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depression

of course
hows it going lad? been up to much?

fuck off, paki

Yeah, Tourette’s, had me effectively mute from age 6 to 23 because I have a vocal tic that is basically a really bad stutter

Not a st-st-stutter but I literally couldn’t get words out. Now that pills allow me to speak I speak too much to sort of make up for lost time and people tell me that I speak too much and I agree and apologize and stay quiet and it actually really hurts.

I have autism (Aspergers), pretty bad ocd and social phobia. It's enough to grant me disability NEETbux here in Sweden at least.

Me? I'm a freak, but the boring kind

I'll drink in the pub garden with you
We shouldn't go in the pub, someone might ask what's that smell and you won't be comfortable

No you don't be quiet

yea lad it just turned midnight so it's Easter and I'm having my first drink since I gave it up for Lent

Heard you were all top shaggers in /brit/, nowt here but autists, yanks, and other foreign types

STOP

>le disabled invalid who sought out pop culture adulation

dont be thick, anyone who seeks out fame or infamy is usually a self absorbed wanker, coz that' what it takes

the ‘eakfast

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LMAO just speak mate, use your words haha

Found this on the internet

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big fan mon ami but not if antifa. evil
youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g

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I have the same here in the USA but they don't give me any money.

what is it?

no he didn't

looks like somebody bled into your ice cubes tray and you took it out before it was fully frozen

Eyes hurt from looking at the virgin box all day

The Jews? Can't even land a fuckin robot on the moon.

what do you think of belgian roasties?

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Can't get laid

ive never had sex with or kissed a girl i love
i struggle to get and maintain an erection during casual sex and it's quite an ordeal
need a gf plsssssssssssss

schizophrenia, ocd, tourettes, several physical disabilities and gender dysphoria

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bloody hell mate wish i had a virgins box to stare at all day

Range training toil in the stronghold of security killing Minotaurs. Almost 40 so I can equip green dragonhide vambraces and use them to get -65 magic so I can splash spells and train while afk.

Based Pre-Mohammed cock-sucking White Sluts.

Yeah I suffer from shaggeritus

scaper freak

that would be a waffle my fat friend

big fan of this lad

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look a bit young there though

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Sucks man. I get around 1340 Euro/month because of it here.

yeah my willy is medically way too big

what you drinking?

water

xanax.
£200 for a bottle of 100 pharma grade bars

yes i have lots of sex and i also spend 18 hours a day posting about it on an anime message board, why do you ask?

Why would I pay for drugs when my disability pays for my entire life?

funny, I don't remember asking

Shit that's not much less than I get wage slaving. If I get good hours and work my ass off I can make about a $1000 every two weeks. Usually I'll make between $600 and $900 though. Hate working though. Everyone makes me uncomfortable. All my coworkers are either illegal immigrants, recovering drug addicts, or felons.

youtube.com/watch?v=gLDYtH1RH-U

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because it cures you of your anxiety and autism
feels good. you might be able to get a gf if you use it correctly.

Many Blondes? I thought Belgians were Dark haired Brunettes like People of France. And Eww Racist teens.

I want to suck a fart from Emma Watson’s butthole.

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What the FUCK I want to be european now

grim
what kind of work is it

neolithic slave chow

it's just like my anime!
kawaii as fuck~~~~~

Ok we get it you’re vegan no need to shove it in our faces

white wine

>wypipo be like "breakfast is the most important meal of the say"
>eats shit

quite miss news of the world

I have no interest in such things, I only need my computer, books and the forest outside my house.

this man

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is mentally ill

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had enough of you lot

there's actually two emma yanks
one has a redditflag, the other doesnt.

NHK is the cutest channel on TV and the best background noise

No I do not like anime or Japanese video games I’m just speaking the truth

Imagine having to pee real bad so you go to the bathroom but someone is in there and it’s Emma Watson so you wait until she finishes and go in and the bathroom smells bad and there’s a log of shit in the toilet but you have to pee really bad so you end up peeing on Emma’ turd.

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thanks for the info, moron
triangulating your location

interesting how he started off phoneposting

are you telling me there are two equally autistic yanks that post every day about emma watson farting in their mouths?

Doubtful

anyone remember my black gf gimmick from a few years ago

Traditionally /brit/ mascots were jannies. Dutchcaralad for example

pulling women is easy

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There’s me on my phone and me on my computer you mean.