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lmao most downvoted comments are the ones congratulating them

Adriana Chechik

Want to experience being kissed by a black woman with big black lips at least once.

fit but ugly fanny

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having a burger de lads
delish if i might be so bold

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Walked into a brothel earlier lads. First time just enquiring.

Have you lads put your Willy anywhere near a fanny before?

does a boypussy count?

youtube.com/watch?v=QAnky-QJwII

>girl's period is late

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Just caught a wasp
Should i let it go or remove it from this plane?

black c*nt!!!

the proverbial duality of man

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I want to tongue her asshole.

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nothing like an HSP for dinner

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isn't that shorten bloke a rapist

Is she Greek?

What is it with coons and Hungry Jack's?

No but he does have gyno (like me, gyno sufferer)

don't give money to mooslims

in my experience, people with darker coloured skin are less intelligent than those of lighter complexion

how do colour blind people even see

Lighter complexion comes from colder climates with less sunlight that usually required planning and thought to survive the winter.

This is true.

you and everyone else are driving on the wrong side of the road

in my experience, people with rounder shaped eyes are less intelligent than those of a sharper angle

round eye post

Shitskin!!!

No girl will ever do anything sexual with me. I might aswell kill myself.

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i’m light green/light blue colourblind
just means i have a hard time making the distinction between those two colours

Oh yes.

damn bro racism isn't cool

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Fav pornstar?

cute girl preffered sitting next to me on the bus instead of next to the greasy pajeet on the seat in front of me
must be a glitch in the matrix

Abella Anderson

Let the wasp know to never come back or the pain will start again

mammy got me two big dairy milk bars for easter

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Max Hardcore

what colour is this

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bambi blacks

Don’t have one.

Zara Zarazaraza

rude cunt of a colour

is it true you don't celebrate easter?

new explosion in Sri Lanka

Based
Fuck poos

Good morning Melvin

fuck's sake didn't they listen to that lennon song?

Where the fuck is everyone?

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'tis a mystery

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bumhole is itchy

Is it true that you don't observe a certain religious commemoration?

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can't believe Paul Rudd is 85 years old

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Sue without Make up

Got a white chocolate egg
Yum

uncanny how well that fits

stick your finger in it and give it a good scratch then

You got abducted by a UFO

They fisted you now your bum is itchy

i'm not bloody melvin

this must be about the 30th time

Easter is way better than Christmas

1 year ago wow

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IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER IT'S EASTER

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Alt-Right FREAK

doing a nostalgia listen to the replacements, my favourite band when i was 16
youtube.com/watch?v=7LceIOZvH7M

no it isnt
be quiet

>ywn sing along to anti-establishment australian folkrock in a dingy pub in adelaide c.1980s
youtu.be/x6SllcxLqNw

I AM SORRY :(

Please forgive me I just get too attached with people

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Do you use your legs now or what?

got no easter eggs at all :(
might drive to the petrol station later and get one though

same hehe but i asked for white chocolate

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the haul

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do you want to know how I got these stigmata

stupid mongol bastard

are you calling my legs fat again

kek this is my based/redpilled east asian wife, we married on valentine's day 2018 and have had an incredible marriage ever since then - sorry white women. we celebrated our anniversary by going to her parents' house and eating fermented greens before retiring to our own home for a night of gaming in the lounge and sweaty sex in the kitchen, see unlike white women she lets me game and vape indoors and doesn't abhor femininity and i'm going to get her pregnant. it's great coming home to my feminine asian wife she's a masseuse and really knows how to work out every knot and she pops my bacne too while she's at it very based. she lets me drink pepsi max on weekends too, like i said she's based.

>70% dark
Did you get the jungle fever

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>70%
practically dairy milk

Ah lad but remember, due to a particular, how do I put this, resurrection, per se, you'll find many places selling goods have shut for today in respect of this resurrection.

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dark chocolate makes me sneeze

odd condition

The correct part of an Easter bunny with which to start is always the ears, and you're a subhuman if you think otherwise

WHY WOULD YOU CALL ME A MONGOL I DIDN'T GET TO CHOOSE WHERE I WAS BORN

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Chocolate? Not a fan.

*pencils you in for the next series of medical mysteries*

Might go for a walk

>185+ dead in 6 simultaneous suicide bombs in sri lanka

ah yes, the ol' religion of peace