Post em'!
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Also sorry for sounding like a sperging chimp, I can't help it.
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tell me something to read and i'll do it but very quietly cause it's very early in the morning here and there is people in my house
I was in one of the earlier threads, probably will post something again in a bit
still waiting...
Sorry, give me a sec lol. I'm thinking!
Can you read this quote by H.P. Lovecraft: “The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown”
Sorry I took so long, haha. x)
Nice, thanks alot!
I can only hear static, sadly.
(Rusanon from the previous thread here.)
Can you say Lovecraft's cat's name a couple of times? The most famous one.
Oh shit, unlucky. I just coughed. And said "Hello". So you didn't really miss anything.
Kek
From a few weeks ago.
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based and milkpilled
ah, here we go, the first stanza of the waste land
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you sound like Tex from BlackPantsLegion.
Thanks user. :*
pretty neat man
you sound like a generic narrator
never heard of this fellow before, but I think I hear the resemblance
this could be taken two different ways and I'm leaning towards one but I'm not entirely sure
nice voice, user. I like how mexians say biolence instead of violence, generally speaking.
Too forced. Sounds like someone faking an old English accent.
Kek x2
VERY nice! I'd very much hear more.
>nice voice, user
awww thanks user
>I like how mexians say biolence instead of violence, generally speaking.
Not sure what you mean with that but okay lel
No need to thanks and thanks for the compliment :)
Based
We should really start this sort of thread every other day.
Shame I can't record anything atm since I'm at work :c
thankfully you are only the first person out of maybe five or six people on this board who have commented on my voice to tell me so, it's been my first concern about my voice since I started talking like this. I try to speak with a trans-atlantic accent, but I wonder how well I'm actually pulling it off, and how many assume I am just trying to fake a British accent.
if you've got a request, I'll gladly try to read it out
>this sort of thread
Russians are the only people that can save Jow Forums, i am convinced.
I've been writing some stuff lately, some cyberpunk fiction. I made this short scene. If you wanna read it. I'll gladly copy it here.
I will only spend my free time with my friends here, on Jow Forums in this very thread. I don't need your fake love.
Sure thing.
Why do want to speak with an accent that's not yours? It's noticeable desu. You might need some more practice to pull it off. Though, if you are just practicing for giggles, you're doing quite well.
Awwwww. :'(
WTF!?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Can you please say: "Why don't you stay in the car, while I quickly fetch the groceries. And when we'll get back home I'll cook for you. Do you want pancakes or waffles?"
Thanks! I'll copy it in a sec.
henlo fren!
Happy Easter to you too!
Because I didn't like the way I spoke before. I'd rather talk like FDR than a modern American.
What about it is obvious?
Okay, I'll do this in two or three parts, I suggest you do the same;
"Imperator Sir! The preparations have been made, the troops have been assembled. They only await your orders."
"Understood, adjutant... Let us push this instrument of battle and cast the die of war."
Marching behind the spoofed hologram of the Imperator through a long corridor of steel and glass, his mind is filled with both determination and pride as he steps outside into the light of the rising sun; gazing through the legion and it's battallions straight into the horizon. The roaring sound of war machines fills his ears as each possible pair of eyes is fixated on that single spot in front of him where "he" stands and as "he" raises his hand, so does the entire legion; falling into complete silence, assuming proper form and saluting in perfect unity to show the utmost obedience and respect to their supreme commander. This exact moment feels as heavy as any artillery bombardment or a wall of concentrated gunfire the adjutant has ever experienced in his many years of succesful campaings. The silence is finally broken by the booming voice from the Imperator's hologram...
>Cont.
"burial" sounded almost eastern european, the way you drag out the "monthhhh" is very old fashioned victorian English, i think. Plus i feel just the inflections are a bit nonstandard. I'm no expert, so take what i say with a pinch of salt.
Part 2.
"LEGION! THY HAVE BEEN CALLED TO RIGHT A WRONG COMMITTED AGAINST US! A WRONG THAT CURRENTLY PLAGUES MY EVERY WAKING THOUGHT! A WRONG THAT THREATENS OUR FUTURE AND PROSPERITY! A WRONG THAT SHALL NOT GO UNNOTICED! A WRONG THAT CAN ONLY BE PAID IN THE FIELD OF BATTLE! APPROXIMATELY 59 HOURS AGO, IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT A CIRCLE OF COLONIES, ESTABLISHED TO SECURE OUR POSITION IN THIS WRECTHED WORLD HAVE DECIDED TO BREAK AWAY AND BETRAY US BY DECLARING INDEPENDENCE! AND BY DOING SO THEY HAVE INSULTED US AND OUR GENEROSITY! THESE PEOPLE ACROSS THE SEA... DO NOT SEE US AS THEIR KIN; AS OUR BROTHERS AND AS OUR SISTERS ANYMORE. THEY SEE US, AS THEIR ENEMIES. THEY INTEND TO DESTROY US, EXTERMINATE US AND MAKE WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY OURS, THEIRS... FROM THE LOWEST PIT TO THE PEAK OF SUN HAVEN TOWER; THEY WILL NOT STOP IF LEFT UNCHECKED. YOUR ORDERS ARE SIMPLY; ANNIHILATE THEM, ANNIHILATE EVERYTHING THAT WOULD SEEK TO JEAPORDIZE US. NOW TELL ME; WHO ARE YOU!?"
"LEGION III, SIR!"
"WHO DO YOU FOLLOW?"
"GRANDGEIST, SIR!"
"WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN?"
"IN WEALTH AND POWER, SIR!"
"WHAT IS THE PRICE OF THIS WEALTH AND POWER?!"
"THE PRICE OF DATA AND BLOOD, SIR!"
"ARE YOU WILLING TO PAY THIS PRICE, LEGION ?!"
"TO THE DEATH, SIR!"
"AGAIN!"
"TO THE DEATH, SIR!!!"
"NOW GO AND REALIZE THE WILL OF THE GRANDGEIST... TO WAR AND DEATH'S DOOR!"
>Cont.
I want to nibble Ciri's neck and ears and also cheekbones
Final part.
And as the Imperator finishes his speech, the hologram dissipates and the entirety of the legion seems to ease up slightly. The command has been given. It is time to move. The Adjutant closes his eyes and takes a calming breath, his heart is like a freight train, though he has seen the Imperator many times, somehow he has never felt like this. Perhaps something IS different this time. Only time will tell... As the legions deploy into their transports, the adjutant dissapears back into the corridor again, marching firmly to the elevator with his fellow officers. With the doors closing and the elevator activating, he finally opens his mouth and says: "It was a fine speech, but the Imperator was wrong about one thing..."
"Sir?", asks the officer left of him.
"It is not an instrument of battle we have created, gentlemen. But a concerto..."
You jebaited me, bro.
I agree.
Oh
And collarbones too (they are lewd)
I want to hug a qt Indian policewoman
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the first two are probably valid, but I will say that the inflections were intentionally nonstandard, since I was reading poetry. I appreciate the criticisms, though. Thank you for that.
daaaayum
whoops, missed a part
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Beautiful, my guy! Absolutely excellent. I don't think my writing does your narration justice, haha.
>Worrying about the Imperators speech to the legion
Don't worry about it. I don't expect you to scream into your mic or anything.
But yeah, very nice.
Fuck it, I tried.
>do not go gentle into that good night
oh boy
nice Finanon delivered :)
wtf so many people in this thread who can get paid to do audio book stuff.
comfy
YEAH KILL EM
Rate my accent
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Eh, what the hell.
muh heart
That's nice. I like that. Sounds comfy.
you sounds retarded
EA games is that you?
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work on your pauses, try to relax and keep practicing.
try to post the text and some kind anons might give you a sample you can use for practice.
I do understand what you're saying though.
Someone sing the Tendies Song
Give me, give me, chicken tendies
Be they crispy, or from Wendy's
Spend my hard-earned good boy points
On Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints
Mommy lifts me to the car
To find me tendies near and far
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats
In comfy big boy booster seats
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's
But of my tendies none remains
She tries to make me take a nappy
But sleeping doesn't make me happy
Tendies are the only food
That puts me in the napping mood
I'll scream, I'll shout, I'll make a fuss
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire
Fueled by raging, hungry fire
Mommy sobs, and wails, and cries
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries
My good boy points were fairly earned
To buy the tendies that I've yearned
But there's no tendies on my plate
Did mommy think that I'd just ate?!
Tendies, tendies, get them now!
You fat, ungrateful, sluggish sow!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I screech while hurling into her eyes
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise
For she who is unpooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders
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I'm bored...
a you a lady or a young gentleman?
I'm sorry, but it's really hard to tell :c
Some random text for practicing englishclub.com
I remain bamboozled :/
Got about a third of the way through Auld Lang Syne before realizing I can neither sing, nor read Scots.
sorry fren, I am tone deaf.
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i hope other anons can give you good samples :)
wow I can't tell whether you're a girl or not either
I think you confused me with other rusanons.
I'm the original british accent rusanon from the previous thread.
3: I'm sticking with you being a 15-18 yo boy.
:C
did you give the trans fats link?
i thought the british accent comrade didn't need too much practice.
but the one reading about the trans fats did.
No, it wasn't me. I haven't posted any other vocaroos here besides the Harry Potter one in the original thread.
It was me who read about trans fats.
Here's the link
I want an American to sing sweet home alabama
Tried reading some news in French.
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sorry :(
well, I read the trans fats one but as you can see, my voice causes confusion.
I am no longer in a position to give advice. lol
Second attempt, with slightly less biting my own tongue.
Absolutely and unironically based. Top work, fella.
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LET ME TELL YA SOMTHIN' COKSUKA KILLIN FUCKIN JEWS IN BENGHAZI AIN'T THE SAME AS CONQUERING GUAL
the man could not be more based if he tried
'I love you, my cute Russian infidel. Mashallah'