/brit/

fair play Straya

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sue

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see

how am I supposed to NOT sexualise/objectify women, especially in summer months when they wear scant and deliberately sexualised clothes?

wait they're talking about real eggs? can't remember when i last had them . only eat chocolate eggs

yes well done

repulsive

think ive fucked my dick up by wanking too much. it literally feels numb like there's nothing there.

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aaaah vrigin freak! stap objectifying wamons!!!

gimmick of the year 2016 was 'ah yes'-posting
wish /brit/ still had some recognisable 'mmicks going
all gone to shit with the underage leftoids getting their (you)s with bait

jesus right now:

youtube.com/watch?v=TbU7oVz0Uq0

youtube.com/watch?v=DPfHHls50-w

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post them lads

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all my favourite pornstars wished me happy easter on instagram

okay now you must go to the andrologist and repair the nerves

far from it

Shan't entertain this

>thousands of dead /sp/ threads
>thousands of dead /brit/ threads
>a few porn threads

should have done fuck a fan

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Christianity was theologically richer and spiritually more fulfilling than Paganism, it gave hope and love, order and decency and purity to the people. Not only did it sway Kings and Lords but it was incredibly popular amongst those who sympathised with the plight of the poor, the sick, the hungry, the homeless, orphans, widows, the elderly, women and children

SCOOOOOOTAAAH! BAAAAAACK .. IIIINNNN .. (your country)!!!

shan't is my own 'mmick and i'm glad it's stood the test of time
one of the few survivors

what's /d/ precious?

Mariko brought back her classic Midori vocal style recently
Excited to see where it goes
youtube.com/watch?v=-GQpFHk2Nm8
Her Midori days: youtube.com/watch?v=WyYJE0uikwc

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cat tug

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just done a monstrous poo at the gf's

might not flush it as a power play

don't care

pff hahah

youtube.com/watch?v=XNDlhEN3bfk

chewn

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hah... yeah
*turns around and talks to someone else*

Sikhs killing Israelis again

Amongst young people in Britain, 1 in 10 are Anglican, 1 in 10 are Catholic, 7 in 10 are irreligious, and 1 in 10 are other (Muslim, Hindu, Jew, Sikh, Buddhist, etc)

the religion of pieces again?

christianity is just outdoing everyone else when it comes to offerings to god. before that people set aside a modest portion of crops or income as a reminder that none of their prosperity comes from them alone but from a higher authority, god and the community.
christians simply did that the ultimate version of that. god offering god to god not just to help us stay grounded but to atone for any and all sin imaginable.

is it any wonder we got selfish and unsustainable as fuck as a species from that point onwards

bet it was those damn Zoroastrians again

zero chance 2 in 10 young people are christian

>tfw no Zoroastrian gf

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iz you iz, or iz you ent, ma bebe?

wouldnt mind leaving you by the fire, wrapped up warm in blankets as i forage for food for the two of us

wow
good to hear
midori were legendary

the poo in question

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vocaroo.com/i/s1duUlMMppAI

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CURSED

ah yes
good colour, reasonable texture, a pungent, hearty aroma
7/10

'fraid i've got you mogged there mate

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Slavery rape and human sacrifice wasn't fun. Those were the main reasons Christianity took over. Also, it was fine with the harmless cultural nuances that came before.

Nah. A few young people still believe in God and Jesus they're just not religious

going now by

how old were you when you realised hitler was right?

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spring is sprung

youtube.com/watch?v=mAY9jV_uNGg

feeling glad got sunshine in a bag im useless

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wallowing in self pity

how old were you when you started shagging?

there's a lot of young eastern europeans and irish people in Britain these days

got nonced when i was 7 or so
reckon it counts as shagging

18

next door's cat just did a poo on the lawn
dad won't be happy
lol

20

21...

Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's; and to God the things that are God's

lidl brand coke zero straight from the bottle

breakfast of Kings

huh

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happy easter chaps, hope you are spending this day with people you care about and reflecting on your faith. best wishes to all

i imagine mariko must have tinnitus

rorke cope

cute cute cute

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n/a

what is going on here

whats that wee monkey's name again?

haha funny post

rorke's faith in christianity is about as wooden as it gets

eric eh
we're name twins

Why do Asians pretend they have music scenes?

this was such a good film

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was this when you all started uni?

Happy Easter, love Jesus (don't rate his dad though)

no im a dropout
it was when i had a job (unemployed now)

May shut down the EU Poles and Lithuanians.
No Christians. They went back
Greatest year for new south Asian 'Brits' however since 2004
In shalah

Never hated myself and wanted to die so much as I do today

if I don't have dementia, what do I have?

for crying out loud, Leftypol, it's Easter Sunday

for me?
yeah
i've lived at home my entire uni life and I've still shagged

dementia mate, i just told you two minutes ago

What books you lot reading then?

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the son of god is an emanation of the godhead and therefore the godhead, you cannot love the son of god but not god because the son of god is god.

this is the scenario; I don't know what to do in the household, where do I start?

wish i had a bf who likes coke as much as i do
gets me so hyper