I want to become a baka gaijin when i visit Japan

Teach me how

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Just be urself

try to speak japanese

follow this guide

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Why are krauts so autistic?

I feel like my social life would be so much better if I lived and had grown up anywhere else in the world

This guy did one thing wrong which is staying at a hostel. How do you expect to bang a random woman in a hostel? It's entirely possible but I think most of the Japanese woman would be reluctant to bang in a public area
Book a fucking hotel room for fuck sake

love hotels probably

What the heck is this real?

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Act like your own way, so you sure will be able to be a baka gaijin,you fucking sausage.

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Are japanise men alpha enough to put baka gaijins in their place?

No, baka gaijins should hang around with baka gaijins, don't involve us, faggot.

So you wouldnt do anything if I would mock your eyes?

wtf, this sounds like something I'd do

but you are already baka gaijin in germany

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underrated

Keyboard warrior aside, What are you gonna do if I sieg heil in front of you

how can i be baka gaijin in germany?

Act like how mainlanders act. Take a shit on a street in a subway, talk obnoxiously loud, eat with you mouth open, squat down low and smoke shitty cigarette

I would laugh about it desu, it wouldnt offend me.

Try to engage them in small talk. They're so autistic that they won't know how to handle it.

How to small talk though

Cuck german guys and fuck german girls

Go up to someone in public and ask them about something trivial. Sports and the weather are usually good choices.

Most German girls have no interest in Asian dude though

Tell them you're 1/16th Dutch on your mother's side.