Tfw no finnish mommy gf

>tfw no finnish Mämmi gf

Yeah but if you saw a 15 year old preggo would you call her a milf? Socially speaking women in the west normally are having babies in their 30s.

>27
>mommy
underage pls go

Better.

27 is the best age to have a (not actuall) mommy gentle fendom gf

*for a* , not "to have"

I wanna FUCK a finngol!

>miles

Kys

**femdom**
jeez, these fantasies didtract me too much

Canadian user screencapped it

how fucking old were your mothers when they had you? mine was 26

>chubby cute blonde gf
perfect

26 as well

user, if it was him that took the screencap, he'd be a lot closer. An example of a country 3283 miles from Finland is Benin - last I checked, the Baltics were not in central Africa

>tfw no cute Liettua boy
:(

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>chubby
wtf

Heroic lads

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Life is a cruel mistress
Thats a tatar, my lad

There is that one cute Liettua user, who says how much he loves Suomi. I just don't know where he is. He always dissapears. :/

Hmm i wonder...

That's right. My father was 21 when he started dating my mother 13 yo.

>tfw 27
does that make me a daddy bf?

If you're cute and yet mature, then yes

>tfw no qt gf

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Yes? What about it? All I know he seems very cute and lewd at times. But either the jannies axe the thread or he just dissapears. It sucks, I'd gladly get to know him...

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I wonder where could he be... perhaps he could be talking to a certain Finnish qt?

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I dunno, maybe...

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>27
shes likely crazy if she couldn't get married with her beauty before that age

bum bandits

I have been to finland and sweden and never saw freckles, i thought only brits and irish have freckles

No bully.

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Odd. Freckles are pretty common here

Cute.

>crazy
>implying thats a bad thing

>27
>looks 47
do white people really do this?

Crazy as in wild? Or crazy as in mentally unstable?

A little bit of both wouldn't hurt

Haven't been in a relationship with anyone ever, so I couldn't comment on that.

I guess I'd love a spontaneous partner, but somene who is straight up batshit insane? I dunno, I don't wanna get murdered in my sleep or stuff like that. Relationships need to be built on love and respect. Not on unstability, no?

But I guess there is a bit of crazy in all of us. ;) The wild kind.

Same name as me :)

OK I THOUGHT I WOULD ONLY LIKE PORTVGVESE GODDESSES BUT I THINK ILL MAKE AN EXCEPTION

I bet you're cute as well ;)

>27
>mommy

wtf.

hey bby

>>crazy
>>implying thats a bad thing
I've done it and regret it

tfw no finnish mummo gf

post more pics OP, just to see if we fell in the chubby girl trap or not

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>not literal
cuck

Death to israel and death to all jews

It is my dream to get a (not literal) mommy gf and make her a (literal) mommy gf

Based! :3

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m-mommy

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how come she isnt your mommy ?

Because i don't have a mommy :(

wtf, so what, that's not something that stops you from having the fantasy.
I wouldn't want to have my mom be my gf, thats fucking disgusting. You sick freak.
What I want is to be someone else with a different mother. Then my mother can be my gf.

Nah fammy. All i want is a gentle fendom gf, preferably older

you're a pervert

How come?

bros...

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you want some old woman to pretend to be your mother while you pretend to be some little kid and then you have sex
that is not pure, that is just weird & creepy
it seems like you have a lot of mommy issues because you dont have a mom

my fetish on the other hand is pure, it is based on love, no perversions like you

No no no, you got it all wrong. My fetish is also based purely on love.

How can it be based on love, when in reality it is based on your issues ?

No, its not. The fact that i grew up without a mom is purely a coincidence.

If it was based on true love you would not need the fetish of her pretending to be your mother when she is not.

The true mother son love would be pure because they already have an unbreakable bond, they love each other unconditionally always. Your fetish is a simple perversion of my pure fetish.

You got it all wrong. What i meant was roleplay. I dont want no one to pretend to be my actuall mother.

How old are you? no offense

Of course, but she pretend to be your mother.
It is a perversion.
If you were pure like me you would fantasize about being someone else who then falls in love with his mother. Then they can be pure together. There would be no pretending, no lies or deception. It would all be real and true and good.

No senpai. By "pretending to be ones mother" i meant being over protective. I guess it was my fault for wording it poorely. I apologize for that

This picture has things like
>"What? Noo, don't you ever think I mind you calling me mommy!"
>"I kinda like it"
>"Come rest your head in mommies lap"
You're telling me you don't want to call your mommy gf mommy ?

Well that picture wasn't purely demonstrating what i actually want. In reallity i want the same thing as you, which is pure love.

Very well then. I apologize for calling you a pervert.

It was merely misunderstanding, no need to apologize

You are a true gentleman. Even though I misunderstood you and was quick to call you a pervert you forgive me for my rudeness. Thank you brother.

Everyone can be rude. We're all human after all

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