If you could choose a country for your cunt to annex, which one would you pick?

A US-Canadian and a US-Mexican union would have some pretty damn nice borders either way desu. But of course I'd have to go with the former.

Communist detected on American soil. Lethal force engaged.

Great Britain.

ireland would be the obvious choice but let's go with france to make it more fun

British Colombia

You're not gunna shut muh husband.

Netherlands.

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LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS DE AMERICA

Taiwan, got to liberate our Austronesian progenitors.

Éire...

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Uruguay

The EU

Funny but one of the reasons we sold Alaska to the US is that we didn't want British Empire to annex it

Denmark. They are so tiny.

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Annex france then brexit? Would be fun to watch.

Yet they conquered Norway once, if my memory serves me correctly

Except they didn't.

Right, it was a union, I'm sorry.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denmark–Norway

Belarus

Belarus

Rude.
Cuba should annex Germany and revive East Germany, only this time The GDR is whole Germany.

estonia

The RA wants to know your location

ireland

We all know what you would annex.
F A L K L A N D S

New Zealand

it's not realistic since we're both in the eu and they have a strong military, but I still choose finland.

What happened to these two?
Back off

Canada I guess

how can you post here?
i thought vietnam was commie

Afghanistan

What Afghanistan did to you?

Ugh, clearly the worst of the "stans"

Latvia. Then i'd be one country closer to Suomi...

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Northern Ireland

>My choice:Vietnam
Still salty I see.

Holding a grudge, are we?

Austria. Technically they are Germans anyway so why not.

Western ukraine

Iraq, it would be in a status similar to Puerto Rico and Americans and Iraqis can freely migrate between each country. Move some American bureaucrats to Iraq and wham its now a state. Benefits would include keeping an eye on Iran and Syra, whilst maintaining a naval presence in the Arabian gulf and Indian ocean. Extremism will not affect the Iraqis because they will see the inherent values that being apart of America brings and will be happy new American citizens.

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I'm still waiting for a muslim to say israel

antartida

Poland for the rightfully german clay, also schlesien is nice looking

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Iceland, Greenland, Alaska

The Danes can't stop us from taking Greenland, the Icelanders would likely welcome annexation, and eventually when the US is in full decline we will make our move on Alaska.

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Iceland

Ukraine. They want into EU anyway and it would be funny to see Russians react. Also, I wonder how would Germans react to the news. Would they be happy that their empire got bigger? Or depressed knowing how much money would EU pump into Ukraine?

Libya.
Genocide and replace the natives and build a big wall around it.
We get that sweet oil and solve our migration problem, two birds with one stone.

>What happened to these two?
I hope they get executed by even more obese and even more retarded subhumans.

Germany