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post face

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true lol. dogma more like dogshit haha

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Boomers

Going on a tinder date tomorrow night but forgot to cut my hair Saturday and the barbers is closed Monday because of the bank holiday

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beautiful country lad

Also not even memeing the southern “tough” type of American girl regularly do shit like field dress deer and rip their still beating hearts out and can fix every part of their old ford truck, and if you can’t they'll think you’re a little girl and won’t like you

And since Europeans don’t need to know how to do any of this they don’t really like Europeans

Nice Easter brekkie at mums with the siblings. Ought to do that more often, don't see them much anymore.

.......He's right!

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scottish girls outside of universities are all obese munters

t. scottish person who has been to universities in scotland and now works in a call centre so has seen both worlds

Aren't Muslims allowed to lie though
Taquiyya or w/e

Imagine spending the best part of your one shot at life scrabbling to get a 1sqft bedsit 90 minutes from Zone 1 in Lundun, rather than just moving abroad and smashing hotter girls while cashing in on the mystique of being British.

Based

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holy based

just get with a spanish and Portuguese girl

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Can confirm and half of the univesity ones aren't even white LMAO

Same. Might have to take a trip to Scotland and find me one

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absolutely and irrefutably based

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Wtf didn't even know those attacks happened in Sri Lanka until right now

Damn. Really makes you think.

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I just want someone who sounds like the girl in Extras to attempt to talk dirty to me.

dragon's dogshit
daves post in packs

Speaking of Sri Lanka did they name a suspect? Bet it was the Tamil Tigers if not

It's quite pathetic really when you think about how useless British people are if they aren't told how to live their life by daddy government. Like, imagine a British person being forced to hold a gun they're all trembling and quivering like a small child.

not a beautiful country when you're living in the capital is it
just googled it earnestly and it took me maybe three or four screens of scrolling to find a picture that wasn't of soldiers, of muslim militas, of the one city, of poor people being poor or of some sort of natural disaster and people dying in droves

if those killed were from grenfell the media would never shut up about it

This, they are not really even into midwestern rural people, let alone city boys, and even worse foreign city boys

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Honestly can't think of a single reason that makes living in britain worth it. Other than the fact English people are the best people in the world.

corr

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Not yet, no group has yet claimed responsibility for the attack

Binge-watching rick and morty with a bottle o dark fruits in me hand

femoids must be stopped

perfect

i will leave her sopping wet by invoking fond memories of crocodile dundee and steve irwin

You’ve got nice trains and pretty history

And yeah the English are pretty funny

based

cringe

You still get to be English when you travel, based retard.

Get a yank gf to take care of you, bb

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blog on you uninteresting reddit cunt

Picked up rise of nations for 5 quid on the microsoft store. Strategy kino

don't want dumb fucking yanks to like me anyway so fuck em

>I never watched that as a kid
>can you take apart and clean my AR?
>wait you don’t have guns? Are you gay? We don’t like gay folk down here
*local black folk walking by chime in*
>AYO DIS NIGGA GAY

don't recall enquiring

struggle to believe anyone who grew up in the early 2000s never watched steve irwin

am a soft weak pathetic inexperienced manchild

yep
99% of the population are absolutely useless by themselves, that's why they vote for authoritarian policies time and time again
we're genuinely a nation of fat, stupid cucks

find the art of twitter replies greatly amusing

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Well that’s perfectly fine I don’t like the girls here down south either I’m just letting folks know to not romanticize this shit

I suffer in Dixie

*picks up AR and executes darkie*
she now loves me unconditionally

Load of utter bollocks
Cheated on my ex about 5 times just basically acted like I didn't even have a girlfriend and got mad at her once and sort of alluded to it and then she found out and still "I forgive you just don't do it again" and then I dumped her a bit later and she still messages me today asking how I am etc

Women are fucking braindead If you hate them but arne't an ugly beta male they still like you

come on that's based

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no one cares dave

no toil tomorrow

and then a 4-day week. Who's laughing now, Toilberg? get fucked

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Is it true foreigners see the American south like the Wild West?

I’ve had multiple Europeans tell me that but I figured Brits were a little more knowledgeable about American culture than folks like Swedes

aussies are just desert yanks anyway

not in control of the weapon

no such thing as dixie, you're a fucking yank

Misconception of the South desu

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Yeah well maybe they should care

where would you rather be?

Ahhh a danish baby

next 4 day week is christmas btw so i guess he gets the last laugh

my mother once told me "get a job son, you're a waste of space"

I always think of True Blood when I think of the South, just without any attractive people at all, obviously.

Most people think the south and the west are the same thing. Basically there are two categories of yanks. Those that wear cowboy hats and those that don't

people outside america don't make any distinction between north / south

the same way you wouldn't know or care about english counties; no one gives a single shit

>knee wraps to squat 50kg
o i am laffin

this is satire right
with the arm band thing
surely

>no such thing as this region of your country
Ah well I guess Scotland doesn’t exist either

Really wish I could be a YouTube vlogger but I literally have nothing to make videos about.

I live in a shit 30k population town with nothing to do, I make no money to do anything interesting and I have a shit retail job where I work 40 hours a week, drive to work, work, come home and wait to go to bed

thinking about you, thinking about me
thinking about just you and me
la dah da de there ain't no place i'd rather be

>true blood
what a shit show that was.im all for hating on game of thrones or whatever but game of thrones is masterpiece compared to that vampire shit

shut the fuck up, if I wanted to discuss yank bollocks then I'd go to /cum/

Any of the new world anglo countries

What about the massacres in Sri Lanka, how the Sikhs are killing Israelis over there?

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thinking about poo, thinking about pee
thinking about just poo and pee

um no sweaty x

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need an afrikaaner gf then
refugees should start pouring in shortly

for

become an attractive girl

Well that’s silly, the West is very different from both the south and north
I like shropshire and Herefordshire though however it’s not really the same given the size. It’s more like Americans caring about the difference between England and Scotland

>Really wish I could be a YouTube vlogger
Why? Sounds quite gay 2bh

Fake news

instagram.com/p/Bp7OkX8lxc5/?hl=en

give it a few years and gookmoot will arrange for posters to have sponsorships

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2 (two) bank holidays in May and 1 (one) in August sweaty. If you were a toilcuck you would know this.

only when I was a kid