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west country la la la

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First for NZ

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exgf is doing a live performance art piece next week and has asked me to come

do we think this is a good idea
Y/N?

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So did boomers actually do anything wrong or is it just millenials pointing the finger at a bogeyman for their own poor life choices?

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>Bearded Slovenian marxist EVISCERATES unwashed canadian fisherman with SNIFFS and LACANIST THOUGHT *MUST WATCH* (Compilation #4)

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Argos card arrived yesterday

i'd hardly call making a new friend an evisceration. the two got on really well by the end

Teehee I LOVE donuts I'm so quirky
*throws up the single bite of donut and puts it in the bin*

what an attractive young lady

zizek and peterson are both retards

in the UK specifically you could argue that much of the countries dire state is directly down to the Right To Buy scheme, which was literally just a bribe given to boomers to make them vote Tory

more generally the financial crash of 2008 was the inevitable result of lax regulation and widespread complacency in the aftermath of the "boom" days the boomers are named after

there is also a lot of tension because the boomers are the ones in power, and a lot dont seem to realise that we are no longer in those boom days, and are completely disconnected from the reality of growing up in the 21st century when you cant buy a house with a job as a paperboy or walk into a store with a big smile and a firm handshake and make something of yourself

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hate when women do that exaggerated jerky movement because they think they're hot
stupid cunt needs to be strangled

works as ID

too self aware. needs to be natural. bint.

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the editing in this one is particularly hilarious look at the cropping on those thighs

guess I don't need to go to the UK anymore
already feel like I'm there with this pic

we can go grimmer

>plucks proletariatâ„¢ shirt nervously
*sniff*
I like Hegel

>blur are the most original uk band of the 90s

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wanking to photoshopped instagram thots is even worse than nonces who masturbate to anime porn because at least they know whta they're doing

going to make pot roast for dinner

Boomers being disconnected from reality is the biggest problem, not the boomers themselves

only gone and done a bit of scrumping ahah x

odious beetlesmeg wanker loves his odious beetlesmeg gimmick

>scroteworm
actually screaming

They seem alright.
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No you aren't.

just superflipped my rubicks cube

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Hope you lads are all behaving otherwise you're going down on me list

hate women so fucking much

oh yes i am!

Loved reading about blur and pakis all last night on /brit/

Truly loved it

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>the "boom" days the boomers are named after
Shut the fuck up you stupid pseudo intellectual moron. They are not named after the boom days of the economy they are named after boom in birthrates in the USA after the war. There is no such thing as a British 'boomer' it's just uneducated little underage twats like you, who are totally americanised in mind and body because you live online, trying to fill the holes in your knowledge with intuition and guesswork.

wasted this wonderful weekend indoors

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wish alcohol wasn't poison and interfered with sleep
and made my body ache the next day
and prematurely age you
or else it'd be pretty nice

>oh yes i am!

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just opened up this slag picture on a whim, even though i never usually look at them, and honestly i am disgusted. her face makeup is so heavily caked-on you can literally see the powdermarks, even her facial expression is frozen and disturbing, real uncanny-valley territory

scrolling down, her chest seems airbrushed or possibly also madeup because it seems disturbingly smooth and convex, like a balloon that has been inflated and stuffed in a flesh-coloured sock, not to mention her two bizarre breasts, so proudly displayed but looking like a childs drawing of tits they are so overprocessed and removed from the reality of breats and devolved into some kind of a soulless, austere imitation of something that is supposed to be exciting and erotic

her hips are repulsively wide, her legs look like toothpicks poked into a mound of dough, everything about her lowerhalf when you actually look at it seems broken and misshapen, so much has been sacrificed to get that "bellbottom" shape, it looks like a play-doh model of a person, thin smooth and almost bulbous sausage legs (even her knees have been airbushed out!) attached to a big round blob of an arse, daintily covered with a nasty, scratchy-looking polkadot bikini stretched out overtop and bowing with the weight of her ungodly proportions

YUCK
Surely people don't actually find this attractive?

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Just noticed theres an LGBT board lol why does a faggot board even exist stop giving those degenerate drug addicts the attention that fuels their behavior

Happy Easter, user.

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hello 16 year old

sat out on my porch with my body and let her pursue her hobby of barking at black people unfettered

not gay just hate wimmen

>Surely people don't actually find this attractive?
it's an "emperor's new clothes" sort of look

would you rather they all posted here?

OH NO NO NO

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my dog*
what the utter fuck is going on with me
write like an absolute stupid shit

make sure you're drinking enough water lads

u gay bro

*flexes on you*

heh...nothin personnel...kid...

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How much?
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you are one seriously sad little man

Exactly, there was an initial spike but there was no sustained period of birthrate 'boom' to create a generation to be named after. There's a reason they're called baby boomers not bank boomers.

Suspect they do anyway

Lads why don't Greggs bring out a pork pie?

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it still doesn't seem quite fair to talk about british boomers the same way we talk about ours
yeah they had cheaper housing costs back in their day but they also had some serious economic stagnation and even grew up while rationing was still happening
american boomers were on top of the world aside from a couple of recessions

Has anyone got that picture showing the different British phenotypes? Like Norman/Anglo/Welsh etc?

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Warm pork pie and baked beans fopr every school lunch

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yeah

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a pork pie is just a funny shaped sausage roll

beginning to look like my grandfather

won't bloody allow it 'shalla

Honestly wish Barry would run

>phenotypes
>plural

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Thanks, but that's not the one. It had photographs on it, I think one was Henry Cavill.

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opened up a nice (and pricey) IPA last night but fell asleep before drinking it and was a bit annoyed this morning thinking I'd wasted it but decided to put the cap back on and stick it in the fridge (where I'd usually just pour it away)

having it now and its not too bad. flat obviously, but IPAs don't need carbonation as much as regular pisswater

nah m8 we're star signs and auras here.

>21°C
Nice one

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This gives dots and a run down.
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Whoy yes, oi'm propa bri-ish, 'ow cud you tell?

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IPAs are for people who can't actually appreciate the flavor of beer

This one?

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Cheers that's the one.

forget how nice this country looks when its sunny out
the grim vibe is 99% due to the weather, england's actually quite pretty

i hope none of you are celebrating christcuck holidays today

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You realize its queen liz birthday today right? Show some fucking respect

She has two birthdays, I celebrate her official birthday when they give me a day off work

>all these slags out and about wearing naff all

I can see why they burka them in the middle east, fucking hell

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Literally cannot /brit/post anymore. I have way too much brainfog to come up with witty and interesting posts.

> IPAs are for people who can't actually appreciate the flavor of beer

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Reckon this generation of whites is the only one yet to be brought up against racism, to let that guard down and support real equality and peace with the other races, and that was a mistake. They're clearly not interested, why should we be? Can't be the only weak man on the block, you'll be taken advantage of.

bullshit, but 2bh I get them more for the higher abv than the taste

just got off church you black cuckold fetishist

nah

Triggered so many pol retards by LARPing as a paki

Heh, I do this every day because I AM a paki.

that's Gen X mostly and millennials
zoomers are unironically more racist than millennials

So you were in fact, merely pretending to be retarded?

Me too, bruv. Bud bud ding.

watching the recent russell brand JRE as it happens

Are you an apostate now brother?