Do you want to find love in Portugal?

yeah

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Threads like these make me want to execute myself

She’s kinda fat

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Threads like these make me want to touch myself

Yes. I need a portuguese daddy to fill all my holes as reparation for making Brazil in a shithole

Muh Dik

Based
That's a good thing

No. I hate them

Yes
I want to marry a Portuguese girl and buy a house in Porto together

Well yes portuguese women are made for breeding

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But they don't like sex

Maybe not with portuguese men

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This thread is painful

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Wait... I thought Portuguese people aren't white.

wait is this her ?

Yes

Perfect

BASED

Is there more ?

>Napoleon lost his empire for this

I hate this, she has the same face as my aunt except young
Hate

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Post aunt

Breastugal

Big titties as well? Post pics

YES AND ONLY IN PORTUGAL

Do you need a new uncle?

honestly no

she is nice, she is from algarve (south Portugal)

thats an issue

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from quarteira/vilamoura

youtube.com/watch?v=8_HPO793Bho

nice parties during the summer there

I could non ironicallty love a Portuguese

Most of them have big milkers ( and I love bog breast )

But i could never have a child with a Portuguese because of her disgusting genes

>tfw no algarve gf
They are the master race of waifus lads.
See this poem composed by the moor king of Sevilla who loved a qt girl from silves.
>Invisível a meus olhos,
>Trago-te sempre no coração
>Te envio um adeus feito paixão
>E lágrimas de pena com insónia.
>Inventaste como possuir-me
>E eu, o indomável, que submisso vou ficando!
>Meu desejo é estar contigo sempre
>Oxalá se realize tal desejo!
>Assegura-me que o juramento que nos une
>Nunca a distância o fará quebrar.
>Doce é o nome que é o teu
>E aqui fica escrito no poema: Itima.”

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cool story achmed

it endup badly for them
crusaders FTW

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Whiter than you, Pedro

I would but I speak Spanish and Portuguese sounds very retarded to me

you wish abdul

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i CANT WAIT FOR THE DAY YOU FINALLY DROP DEAD YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF THE PORTUGUESE REPUBLIC

It was to prove the point that algarve girls are superior you dumb tras-os-montes rural redneck.

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>Most of them have big milkers ( and I love bog breast )
No they demonstrably don't.

You are going to heat my feet you faggot, I will beat the shit out of you, and rape your moortuguese mother

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algarve people = descendants of crusaders and people that came from the north during the reconquista

Not that I'm against trash-talking transmontanos, but it's not like Algarve is a metropolis or anything. They're just new-money hillbillies.

>there were no mozarabs in the algarve

mozarabs were natives that were ruled by outsiders you dumb fuck

Had a Portuguese crush
Thought her smile and conversations was genuine but alas it was mere a mask to hide her hate for me

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do you guys know any hoes from santarem? there is this one that completely destroyed me last summer and ill probably kill myself before the end of the year

This is what most people here seem to ignore. We're not moors, we're not romans, we're not celts, we're not germanic, we're not anything but native Iberians on a round-robin of power-changes. Sure, we had cultural influence, but genetically we're the same as we've always been.

It's not like the king/emperor/sultan/chieftain got privilege to fuck every woman, they just managed the place while everyone kept on with their lifes trying to pay their abnormal large taxes and consume the biggest amount of fish they could. Until this day.

>Algarve are descended from northern crusaders, modern people there are descended from them
*point outs mozarabs exist*
>w-well obviously
Then what is it retard, do you think they dissappeared when the arabs left

moortuguese mother HAHA you make me laugh my mum is an actual goddess shut the fuck up MOOR

>we're not celts

This is somehow inaccurate, because the population that lead to portuguese were indeed celts, celts and iberians generated modern spanish and portuguese.
About the romans, the visgoths, the moors, the suebi all of those were tiny minorities.

>»Phylogeographic analyses show that the haplogroup composition of the ancient Iberians was very similar to that found in modern Iberian Peninsula populations, suggesting a long-term genetic continuity since pre-Roman times.« (...)
>Sampietro et al

But "celts" weren't really a race, they were a group of cultures.

Redpill:
Start learning the true native iberian language.
kondaira.net/ikastaroa/

Portuguese is the best language in the world. Fuck the basques and their meme language that gave C*stilian that gay open-vowel sound.

It definitely sounds nice when you are banging a tourist in madrid i'll give you that ;)

you got to be shitting me, I live there

Well, at least you don't live in alb*feira.

bullshit, i had a pt gf and she was constantly wet and we fucked like 5 times a day, which got to be too much for me and had to tell her enough
i'm 28 years old

tru
what a shithole, every time I pass there I see more shitskins and pinkskins on the streets

Lagos is the thinking man's choice

come on i cant be the only one. the women form there are fucked. right?

Sim
This

don't be a fag user
kill her before you kill yourself