Do you want to find love in California?

Why do you want a Pennsylvania gf?
t. PA

Imagine paying for two SoCal Disney passes, her vegan lunch min 3 times a week, and splitting a rent/car payment and she still doesn’t put out. Couldn’t be me chief

Because I love Pennslyvania. Its my favourite state.

Okay but why

Literally the most beautiful and comfy state in the Union wym

No I want a Miami one

Even above places like Alaska and Montana? Or Vermont?

In its own right I’d say. Haven’t been to either tho

PA has higher obesity rates than California

cdc.gov/obesity/data/prevalence-maps.html

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I mean I guess there's some nice sights in PA, but I won't lie that it's depressing as shit to see all the small towns that look almost exactly the same from outside Philly to outside Pittsburgh.

I can get that, but as a Californian that sees nothing but concrete suburbs and trash it’s a sight for sore eyes

Isn't NorCal based and naturepilled, though?

LA?

Even Socal isn't all concrete suburbs

I live in SoCal. Besides that’s only if you go pass San Francisco and even then it’s either super expensive or super secluded

Yeah

settle down vassal state, or we will cause civil war in your shithole

Do you ever leave LA? I'm in San Diego and if I want to get out of the suburbs I can easily find nature. It isn't that hard. I also went to school in the south bay, and you don't even have to go all the way up to SF to see redwoods

>california
we should nuke this state of the map, fuck westoids.

Thats all you americans can do
Stir up shit
I hope your country dies and goes extinct

That's great, now you should probably get ready for the cartel gang's weekly raid on your home.

I rarely get the chance nowadays. When I want to get away I usually just go with my buddy up in Lancaster. The deserts great but I’d hardly call them comfy. Also I don’t go up north at all really. Too expensive

Not even mexico you imbecile
But why even get mad? Your country will be dead in decades

>Your country will be dead in decades
And you won't live to see it :^)

>implying

When I was a kid, there used to be a forest where I lived, in the northern parts of San Diego. But due to global warming, that forest has burned down and gone :/

>Not even mexico you imbecile
The only difference between you guys is that you’re short midgets compared to Mexicans. Stop posting Juan

I do

>Tfw no surfer blond dyed cali girl

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Sucks man. Going down PCH sure is fun tho

la creatura...

Is it true california girls fuck dogs?
Is it true the majority have some form of std?
is it true they all do sex/porn for money?

I think I've been lied to no one's actually that trash right

Only whites, even if they don’t fuck them they get uncomfortably intimate
I wouldn’t doubt it, there’s billboards out now about preventing chlamydia and aids
The majority of porn is shot in California. In fact they tried to pass a law here that would make porn stars filming here to wear condoms in order to promote safe sex. It didn’t pass tho

All of that is true

Aussies tourists make a killing with the local slags wherever you go. I met some guys who were going on a roadtrip up and down the coast and they were telling me how easy it is to get with Californian girls. It's so easy they sometimes didn't even have to rent a room or sleep in their car, because they slept over at some random slag's house that they banged

Basado y rojopilled

I guess
t. Californian

b&r

Colorado gf and I'll love America