*blocks your path*
>"Do you smoke, don't you? Do you have an extra cigarette?"
>"My name is Aлиca, I just arrived here from Moscow and I don't know much about this city"
>"What's your name? Can you show me around?"
*blocks your path*
Benjamin Gonzalez
Other urls found in this thread:
Colton Brooks
Aлиca ты зaeбaл
Luke Rivera
I don't smoke, sorry.
Ryder Campbell
WHO ARE YOU HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE THIS ISN'T LONDON THIS IS A CIVIL PARISH VILLAGE
Justin Campbell
Haхyй из мoeй cтpaны cъeбaлa, шaлaвa pyccкaя.
Hunter Miller
>SIKE, THATS THE WRONG CIGARETTE
SUPAAA HOT FIYAAAH
Benjamin Martinez
her boyfriend is BLACK, did you know that?
Gavin Johnson
>Aлиca
>зaeбaл
Colton Robinson
Oops :DDDDDD
Hudson Lopez
>Get your own fucking cigarettes you entitled whore
*dabs on the bitch walking backwards*
Juan Brooks
Anthony Gomez
knees chukhonets
Isaiah Lewis
nice try.
please gib anjelica ebbi.
Ayden Fisher
>My name is Aлиca
I'm sorry I don't speak cyrillic. I hope you find what you're looking for.
Joseph Price
NOOOOOOOOOO, fucking nogs
Cameron Fisher
i want to breed her, so badly.
Cooper Bailey
How to score them ? what do they like ? they're ideal of men ? halp
Christian Johnson
nice try, btfo!
Jace Turner
Christian Cook
y-you, too
Jaxon Smith
>Okay
>My name is ZHANG. Nice to me meet you.
*25 minutes later*
Aiden Diaz
I had a conversation like this once.
Not a russian girl tho.
I met this girl from school that approched me and asked for a smoke.
I told her I didn't have one because I don't smoke but she wouldn't believe me for some reason.
The next day I was sitting at the park and she approached me again, this time she had brought a pack of cigarettes and offered me one.
I told her again that I don't smoke but she was like, " come on have one".
At this point I told her "Would you leave, you're bothering me", to which she answered " really, then stay on your own"'
Ever since everyone in school hated me.
To this day I don't smoke, fuck that bitch
Nolan Rodriguez
nice.
Christian Thomas
>Sure but that ain't free, what will you offer me in return?
Kevin Barnes
Fuck off hoe, cigarettes ain't cheap
Blake Rivera
Caleb Perry
dodged a literal bullet on that one. smoking is terrible and yes, she is a bitch!
Brayden James
Nicholas Wilson
Go on...
Easton King
Leo Campbell
Robert Russell
Sorry I don't speak cyrillic
Henry Bennett
His name is Kirill
Brayden Ross
Camden Miller
BEGONE YOU FUCKING BITCH
Que no fumo, no bebo, no follo, no valgo para nada, soy una mierda andante
Adam Russell
May i take your blood pressure lady? May I also hear your lungs and heart? Hmm, It seems your blood pressure is quite high for your aparent age, 130/90. I can listen to a bit of wheezing at the base of your lungs as well. This is quite a serious problem, you may not feel much for now but i assure you you have already diminished your lifespan, and it's all caused by the cigarrettes you ask of me, you'll probably die at 50 from a heart attack by the looks of it, what would you like to do with the remaining 2 decades of your life? Let me tell you this is not the end of it. Cigarrette smoke is a known cause of cancer, every bit of smoke you inhale is a constant threat to develop lip cancer, tongue cancer, throat, larynx, tracheal and lung cancer, thats not the end of it, that charcoal dissolves into your blood and damages every blood vessel in its way, making them weaker and easier to form clots that will either give you strokes or a heart attack, and after that it goes to your kidneys and bladder where it acumulates, causing cancer and kidney failure. In both of these conditions you'll accumulate water, your legs will swell, you'll feel constant shortness of breath and you'll go mad from the accumulation of toxins until you can't respond anymore and finally die, the treatment for that would be to remove the affected organs, transplant and dialysis, the cheaper one is peritoneal, 6 times a day a 2 litter bag of solution should go through your abdomen for about an hour each to wash the toxins away unil you die. Not a very nice life.
However i propose you to stop smoking a
right away, and in only 5 years your body will heal to that of a common person, as if you had never smoked. If it's anxiety the reason there are alternatives. I may show you to my clinic if you wish to discuss further.
Ryan Jenkins
OH, this one is extra nice!
Evan Clark
I headbutt her in revenge for the Salisbury attack
Evan Rivera
young lady you shall not smoke for it will prematurely age you and a fine looking woman like yourself should try to keep her beautiful looks for as long as possible therefore i suggest you to smoke my cock instead
Joshua Miller
Lel, you weren't lying about being a medic
Hudson Cox
She looks like she fucks sadboys
Isaac Hill
Based fellow doctor
John Barnes
he acts like a nigger
Jackson Hill
We're all gonna die anyway
Owen Reyes
>tfw she has a stronger jaw than me
Ryan Wilson
No
Luke Diaz
Connor Jones
Brayden Martin
The question is how,and for you I hope it's by killing yourself.
Mason Myers
so who's her actuall bf
Nathan Mitchell
How do i get a daria gf bros?
Logan Hughes
God, I wish that were I were that fruit
Justin James
She must have at least a bf per week
Zachary Jones
wtf i love russia now
Jace Gonzalez
i don't smoke
i don't know anything about it either
it's marcus, I barely know where anything is, I don't go out much
Grayson Watson
What's "begone thot!" in Russian? I say that.
Tyler Richardson
"TNN, BITCH!"
youtube.com
Jason Allen
...
Blake Hughes
If she's down for an autist doing it, then fine,
John Butler
>smoking
>Russian
>immigrant
I'm calling the FBI
Adam Kelly
She does
Adam Evans
She’s been with him a while I think
Cooper Peterson
BE ONE FILTHY SLUT!!! HOW DARE YOU APPROACH ME
Ryder Harris
Fug mean't to say be gone. Well this sorta works too
Joshua Sanchez
Belarusian > Russian
Noah Powell
Isaac Richardson
>Aлиca
Literally the most based girl's name.
Christopher Rodriguez
marry me, i'm sad and lonely
Aiden Gonzalez
russian men have no excuse for having no girlfriend
Benjamin Robinson
>Aлиca
Why Alice is based ? i thought Anna was better
Thomas Murphy
Yeah in english Alisa transforms into the more souless Alice. And Anna is super formal of more generic Anya. I mean everyone would you Anya.
Asher Scott
would call*
Mason Diaz
Alisa is far superior
Ian Lewis
Huuh, Alice isn't souless at all and it's a great name