/brit/

Me (retarded) made a post in the old thread
Me (wise) won't repeat it in this thread

might it be this?

youtube.com/watch?v=AFaJWqVcv8k
0:24

>laughing and smiling while reading the bible
what a twat

Shut up battyman

Yep, that's it. Thanks.

HFP

I bet this fucking dumb cunt has never read a book in her life.

she must've just reached Ecclesiastes

haven't got kfc in ages. never seen anyone walking home with kfc

nah it's not that one

American mate's mum might have breast cancer but they're afraid to go check cause of the cost. Fucking state of that country

She would have been crying if she understood its significance

Its so finger lickin' good they scarf it down before leaving the establishment.

can play 16th notes at 176 bpm, it's not very impressive but I'm proud of my progress

Sorry mate just heard back that's not it actually, retract my previous statement.

It's actually bland as
It's just chicken and chips

But chicken is nice

it's a comedy novel

yeah healthcare is the only thing that is genuinely grim about the whole system, everything else is a meme or exaggerated

not sure if this is an ironic comment on the misogyny in ecclesiastes or if you think there is are actually humerous passages in it

>Ignoring the special blend of herbs and spices
Why?

wipe them out

all of them

the wise see that life and its misforuntes are but a fleeting comedy in the cosmic story

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CT scans are apparently 5k a pop, and it might even be a false alarm in the end. Just 100 hundred scans would cost half a million dollars. Where the fuck does this money go?

Someone hat this fool

just a little chunk of hope
keeps me going
keeps me going every day

just a little chunk of hope
keeps me going
keeps me going every day

i hope that one day
things will change

but a little chunk of hope
keeps me going
keeps me going every day

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What misogyny in Ecclesiastes?

it's a gimmick you dip

the safe for work gf

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Insurance companies

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Would split her in two like a fucking magician doing the wooden box trick

left the pub of my own accord when I found myself referring to everyone there as 'swines'

t. 6 incher

What do you do, /brit/? What kind of person are you?

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salt and vinegar crisps are unironically too spicy.

prefer ready salted

and WHAT exactly is wrong with a 6 inch penis?

the outsourcing of hatposts has been a disaster for /brit/

Mental to think that's someone's daughter
Wonder what her father and mother must think of her ways.

How on earth can a car insurance quote increase by £400 just a few hours after I looked before? I even have incognito mode on

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below average, consult a physician

Bit less while shagging actually, its 6 something rock hard but drops back down to a 4 or 5 probably
Birds see to love it in them though

religion of seething

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policing is pretty fucked too
one of my mates is studying in the US in Massachusetts, and at one point his roommate got extremely drunk and nasty and was getting a little violent

so he called the police, hoping they would deescalate the situation, but instead when the cops came they kept shouting and jeering at his roommate and trying to provoke him. at one point one if the cops pulled out a tazer, aimed it at the drunk guy and said "if you dont sit down im going to taze you" and my friend had to literally stand between them to block the laser dot sight thingy to stop his roomie getting tazed

eventually my friend just told the cops to leave because he was scared someone was going to get shot

dinner awaits, see you later gentlemen (and especially ladies ;) )

stop spreading misinformation or i'll have to call the police on you...

Seething Paki
twitter.com/TheKopHQ/status/1120056657256636416

The new gf claims she started puberty and had her first period aged 7. Is that even possible?

humans have a gestational period of 3 years but the jews force us to give birth at 9 months

girl I'm chirpsing keeps acting all slaggy and regaling me with tales of her sexual exploits in order to impress me but in fact I find it repulsive and all women should be arrested

Cold water has completely stop upstairs and the council can't come out until Tuesday. No toilet either. Literally 3rd world.

young adz is the most talented musician in Britain right now
youtu.be/GGK2vtJDPdE

May it be, because I am but a lonely serf in the tideside of the eternal slumber of being? Oh heavens above, REVEAL THYSELF NOW FOR I CALL UPON THEE!

26 And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her.

28 Which yet my soul seeketh, but I find not: one man among a thousand have I found; but a woman among all those have I not found.

caught a dirty jew scurrying about in the sink, had to pick it up with a tissue and throw it out of the window

jewish pride worldwide

Yeah and if thats so then she is beyond her prime

Dump her asap wouldn't have even let her finish me. That means her eggs are gone

BASED

*decks you*

dinners lads

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white women in western countries literally have life on tutorial mode

Based as fuck what's even incorrect there

I hear the walls whispering to me

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didnt say anything was incorrect...

jews are pretty based if you ask me

shes typing out a long message

he hates and loves women

as he hates and loves himself

that just happens in finland lad don't worry

vile runt slop

sounds like every other wog

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Never had this happen online but had it happen in real life
Fucking grim when girls try to show off and try to be one of the lads or whatever and think this means the "lads" will like her

So fucking grim

starving but I have family friends round from whom im hiding

brits don't eat pot roast lmaoooo

Please don't joke like this. It isn't funny and there are racists who will think you support their bigotry. This is the kind of thinking that leads to the Holocaust.

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hint: all the other lads were providing her with the pipe and you weren't

Doritos and mayo: the thinking man's first post-dinner snack

Delet

radicalised by shopenheaur quotes

>Corbyn's final solution to the Jewish question P8
uh what

think there's a jew infestation in my walls so i've called pest control to sort it out
for now i'm just using jew bait and got a swatter when i see any jews crawling about

Imagine the smell.

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i am superior to 90% of other man but i have no facts to back it up

Nah but they werent though virgin

It's just grim when girls do this and its common now more than it used to be

ok
why do virgins type out drivel like this and think they're being clever?

rorkeberg cornered me on the street again and told me to apologise for sri lanka

>"On the Jews and Their Lies" by Jeremy Corbyn MP

What did he mean by this?

>the jewish question
surely there is no question
it's just simple facts
smart people end up in positions of power
smart people are nepotistic
smart people are smart

cops here are all power hungry cunts, im sure it's stressful being hated while making like 30-40k a year trying to enforce authority when everyone has the same if not better guns than you

Not funny.

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