>tfw no Jow Forums bf to sleep with
Tfw no Jow Forums bf to sleep with
I have an international bf but no Jow Forums bf. Am I a golden child?
Same thing desu
I have no bfs but two leads. A cute 21yo and a cute 18yo. Hoping at least one of them will be TOPPING me soon.
Whore
Disgusting slut get out of my thread. Only loyal and upfront boys are allowed in it.
I am a slave to cute boy penis. It's not like I get a choice in the matter...
I guess, he has never used Jow Forums though
Get out you subhuman whore.
How's that vpn treating you, mutt?
>tfw no italian bf that wants an italian brazilian bf
:( tfw no easter bf
Y-You can't do that we're cousins
good thread
there's nothing wrong about cuddling your cousin, giovanni!
Be a slave only to one boy
True but I'm no Giovanni
lorenzo? :3
daily reminder that faggots are mentally ill
based
what is it that makes an Jow Forums bf so cute?
how do we call a person that actually spends their time posting propaganda on malaysian basket-weaving forum?
>implying there are musclefat bears on Jow Forums except for that one Greek guy
99% of guys here are skinnyfats and dyels
How do you call someone who can't tell the difference between homo and tranny? The same way you call crossboarders from Jow Forums, a retard.
Good I'm a skelly myself and i don't like cavemen
Angelo
wholesome thread
>"Um hi, did someone at this address order a Boiwife?"
>tfw Jow Forums bf
french ignores me
what is it about a sri lankan goat herding forum that draws faggots like flies to a carcus
Tell us more about.
I really want an international gf tbqh.
We quite literally met online on a vidya forum. Used email and then social media, sent nudes to each other and met up irl and fugged
I met my gf-to-be on bant, currently at nude sending stage
are we gonna make it
Gays are weirdos and social outcasts and Jow Forums attracts weirdos and social outcasts
Where's he from? Also America?
Perhaps, although image board e-relationships are a different beast from forum e-relationships since you can have a bit of a “handle” to refer to them by and private convos are more plausible without exposing yourself to everyone else
From the Americas, but not the USA if that’s what you’re implying.
loneliness? Jow Forums has it's fair share of thot worshipping too
>sent nudes to each
I'm not that hot to do that. :/
But that's not what I wanted in response. I want to know about the relation between you. Like... how to deal with your gf in a fight.
no, we know each other’s names and have vced several times
we just use discord to talk, she’s the only person I use it for
Well, we usually just take a bit of time off but try to confront things immediately instead of having it build up.
But you feel the cultural contrast between you and her? Or that cultural differences aren't as depth as I think. Latinos, on average, are much more... dramatic... like to talk etc than average Americans.
I look fucking ridiculous, but my bf likes it. Something about developing an emotional relationship with someone makes you like them more physically too.
Makes sense.
>I look fucking ridiculous
What do you mean by ridiculous?
I am disfigured with fucked up proportions and have a very uncanny look.
I’m sure you’re not that bad. A lot of people on here seem to really exaggerate these things compared to real life I’ve noticed, I’m probably guilty of it myself.
ITT: an*me incel
Cute wholesome Japanese boys!
Not to your beloved.
Internet cherry-picks a lot of good looking people that seems everyone is handsome except you. But irl it's very rare to find someone with perfect features.
It's not an exaggeration, I am 165 cm tall and 77 kg, my face is messed up due to birth complications, as well as I have an abnormal fat distribution.
at least you don’t have a landing strip of a forehead
>this perfectionism
You have nice eyes.
thank you, but I wouldn’t agree
they’ve got brown in them and I hate it, would much rather if they were just gray
Mine are gray-blue but with even more brown than yours.
My eyes look girlish. There is literally not a single good feature on my body.
for what it’s worth, I think your eyes are cool
>girlish
Not necessarily a bad thing. I’ve gotten compliments from people about my long eyelashes before and grew to just sort of accept them.
Are you a woman or just a faggot?
I recognize OP at this point and he's a fellow faggot.
>tfw no one ever wants a bf from your country
>no finnish twink bf that gets nervous when I stand within 5 feet of him at a bus stop
how does one acquire this so-called "bf"?
there are far more hetero-lust threads each day, you just don't care notice them because you are straight
how tall are you
Swedish boys are cute!
what's this hair style called brothers
The "Autistic Cut With Medieval Hygiene Habits"
I want to cum in a cute Jow Forums boi!
how do i get an Jow Forums bf?
Add someone you like on discord or steam or something and then see if you're compatible and after some time do the deed.
What's your ancestry?
Not by posting anime.
Mostly Germanic and English
Just remembered I had this saved on here actually, bit of mutt overall I guess.
Sweden sounds a lot better than this garbage dump.
>tfw no Italian bf that you can marry
>tfw no Italian husband that buys a house in the middle of nowhere with you
>tfw no Italian husband that makes pizza with you using our pizza oven
Tfw no bf to headpat and slap his qt butt and for him to do the same to me pls I need a bf
someone answer pls
same
You don’t. Nobody ever does.
goodnight, fellow Jow Forums faggots
sweet dreams!
stop reminding me i don't have one aaa
Wish I had friends desu
you mean you want a bf from Jow Forums? or a bf from a different country ?
>wake up
>thread is still on and i get away with a warning I'll never read
What the fuck janny
>no american bf to make me nervous by standing close to me at a buss stop
bf, gf, it dont matter no more
i just want to love and be loved
Actually based
i just want to be happy, is that too much to ask
But user you are happy. The world is a comedy not a tragedy!
thanks doc
i feel better now
*honk honk*
You just want someone to cuddle