/brit

They’ve all got that sort of interracial husband only vibe anyways

woop woop

>Bore off, you drippy cunt.

What is it with /brit/ attracting toxic sixth formers

wish I was tall, attractive and rich

girls don't post here

Mad how Jesus came back alive 2000 years ago today init

Makes me think. Was thinking earlier about it. How did he do that??

have the opposite problem. Looked in the mirror and realized its actually not bad, its just my giant hands that makes it look average from my perspective

finna dabba some eu4 my dudes

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he was born 2011 years ago, the 2000th anniversary of his death hasnt happened yet

Me? I believe in God. I put God before everything.

less popular twin brother

hes the sun of god mate

girls are almost suicidally distraught when I break up with them because they know I'm probably the most attractive guy they will ever date

jesus isnt real btw

fuck me you must date some absolute uggos

have an average willy but EXTREMELY tiny hands, smaller than most women

so it looks good in photos haha x

okay

HATE brit

I believe in God but can't explain it, I just know it

God is real
Atheism is gay
Organised religion is cucked

yes he is

BORING
DRIPPY
CUNT

>blur are the most original uk band of the 90s

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Experience the same thing, lad. Besides the good looks, I've got a 10/10 personality as well.

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farty willies and pooey bums

considering getting a 23andme cause I have interesting ancestry

oasis then?

and what evidence do you have for your claim?

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post more of that qt please

quads

They’ll only be distraught like for a week before they have the ability to hide their feelings and play 4d chess

Need your hand around my willy a s a p

That's a man.

The universe exists
You exist
God did that
Before nothing there was nothing but before nothing there was God and he created everything
God is the universe itself and beyond the universe is God

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>Organised religion is cucked
*yawn*
trite normie opinion

doing a nosebleed

Fuck off.

thats not logical

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Imagine being ugly but famous enough that minge throws itself at you.

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I'm sorry I used he pronoun for God, it could be a female or mixture or both perhaps hm yes and man is the split into two genders but God is all and one

Small mind, low iq

think of it this way

humans have a natural need for food, and food exists
we have a natural desire to water, and water exists
all of the things we are internally programmed to desire exist and can be satisfied, otherwise it would be bizarre for us to have that desire in the first place

and all humans have an inherent desire toward religion, as evinced by the fact that every single grouping of humans, no matter how isolated the tribe, has their own religion. religion is innate to humans, and so there must be a real manifestation of it by the preceeding logic

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Small Willie's formerly /brit/

your brain on abrahamism

gonna do a cum

he is the default so there’s no need to apologise

fucking surgeons still using little saws and shit like its the 18th century

Got a Milwaukee corded recip that'll fix you right up

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He said how before he was famous girls weren’t that interested in him tbf

I think he’s pretty red pilled on the topic

Fuck off, wog.

REALLY wanna do that cum lads

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nope
wrong

Nah nah nah nah not Cuckstianity

Cum with me

he’s not ugly

fuck off you absolute imbecile
wish i could filter your dogshit virgin posts on my phone

Was just hybridbanter
Of course God is a man woman are total brainlets they can't create shit the best creators are men so of course the finest creation will be the man but ahhhhhhh HOWEVER the woman creates life through childbirth as a vassal for life which of course requires the man's paintbrush seed but nevertheless the woman is the carrier of the life ah yes

>he’s not ugly

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What about Buddhists? They have no God and their religion is one of the oldest surviving today

handsome lad desu

in the original hebrew god is both described as the father but also described with adjectives that are usually exclusively used for females

so he has both masculine and feminine traits, although of course a literal god is so far beyond petty human biology and gender its laughable

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(god isn't real btw)

big willy gang ww@

Buddhists have lots of gods
they just dont have personal or creator gods

That is pretty interesting all memes aside

wee green nigger turd

have had extremely vivid dreams since taking md, haven’t done it in months yet my dreams are still mental

not a fan

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solism is the real redpill
praise the sun

Lol you’re French

youtube.com/watch?v=h3Hm-G6U_Q8

This post triggered my schizophrenia

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So here it is Merry Christmas

big willy for wee hands desu

How high was that balcony?

THERE'S A FUCKING GAS LEAK

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gf just sent me this

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3 stories

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poo on my knob poo in the sheets
poo in the mailbox poo in the streets
poo over here
poo over there
poo poo poo poo everywhere

can unironically play some ingwie malmsteen after just 3 hours of practice

feeling very based atm ngl

Miss seeing these in between every 3 posts

Doom:
Old English dōm ‘statute, judgement’, of Germanic origin, from a base meaning ‘to put in place’; related to do.

that's not really impressive

that episode was utter dogshit

shes a big lass
post more desu

turn the valve off at the main gas meter for the building, open the windows to air the place out.