/cum/ + /castizo/

my crush is mad at me

wait is your last name edmondson because you look like my dad.

Where's Bruce? :(

D A G O T H W A V E

Does it count if we’ve gone on a few dates

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She said she can’t wait to see me and added the lip licking emoji

Ask her if she sent it to the right person.

are you gonna cum in her face vagina?

>blow things way out of proportion
>dream of marrying this girl
>i've been on a few dates with her
>get so worried about fucking things up with her that i don't message her at all
>ghost her for months at a time
>she still comes out for dates every time i reach out to her
I think she's also pretty into me too since she's still coming out, but I worry that I'll lose her if I keep this up
I'm just so busy, and it never feels like the right time. Gotta snap out of it

I will not
Hopefully
We had sex once but she didn’t suck me off
I’ve been eating pineapple for over a week in preparation

It would be funny.

playing with fire, leafy boy. better shape up! don't let the jews win

>I’ve been eating pineapple for over a week in preparation
major VF move haha

how old is you?

wut ur fav book

I’ve had by benis sucked a couple times
The first girl told me to eat pineapple
The best time she gave me a blowjob she said it tasted better
Pineapple is a staple in my diet when I’m not single

>>ghost her for months at a time
try not doing that
hit her up at least twice a week even if it a brief user.

what do

like books

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DAILY REMINDER: In this House we respect Mexico

based big pineapple gf

favorite book? storm of steel

green apple soda is top tier

How can you sell the little signs with shit like this? Middle class white neighborhoods are full of them I figure it's a pretty good business

>AT LEAST twice a week
BRUH do normalfags really do this? jfc

the beautiful and the damned

the cashier in the gas station was an indian(maybe Arab or Paki) girl. wonder if shes single. she looked to be around early 20's.

If you have the money I imagine it's not that hard. All you need is a tacky design and a bulk order contract with a firm in China. There are some barriers aside from money but I don't care about you enough to detail further thoughts on matter.

gross
imagine the stinky curry vagina smell

home from visiting family, mummy is over basically till i ahve to go back to work. want to drop acid but that's not gonna happen i reckon

based chinamen in sweatshops

yes
tell me lads, why am I into shorter, curly haired women that make me feel irrelevant and autistic?

they invited conservative mexican lol
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cuz your mom is like that

SHUT UP

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LOL

The politically "woke" don't give a shit about the poor in their homeland let alone those that slave beneath them to build their lifestyle an ocean away. If I had the coin I would dump it all into manufacturing tacky political paraphernalia in preparation of 2020 election.

is drumpf going to run for reelection? are the dems going the DNC again for shillary?

Hello lads. On 2 hr break from the nut house. One girl had to do a urine test to check for thc after someone sneaked in some weed.

Who cares who runs. The voters slop up same shit every election cycle. Pennies that fall from the fools' pockets I care about.

Done with my cartography class

going to rig the DNC*

do a big cums on her

oh no no no no no

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sometimes drinking makes me feel more lonely

This nigga don't realize he's been replaced by a map app.

when are they going to let you out for good?

How is it alcoholic affords habit? Want to be. Disappear in drink.

I thought she was going to get blacked last night from this guy named Dave.

drink more.

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Pic in OP is not castizo

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Oh I don't know. Lol.

work a job for a brief period of time and save dosh. don't understand how you lot survive with cheap as fuck alcohol.

do mdma

wagies gonna ragie

need some weeb shit to watch on my only day off

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So this smart guy wants to show thiefs a lesson by literaly giving them 4 iPhones
youtu.be/xoxhDk-hwuo

t. seething brown mutt

>Geoluread tourmaline cabochon in pavéd platinum millegrain,

How do I describe finger wearing the ring, lads? Does band rest on aged hand? Is it youthful broad bearing engagement? Maybe I strikethrough and start again once I have words to illustrate whorly skinprinting.

she told me to tell you to fuck off of my site normie

ok but now they have glitter on their pant and that is not to be shirked at

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anyone else act like a hardass but are really just a sensitive ass mf

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Digits.

>are the dems going the DNC again for shillary?
not for shillary but yes they'll rig it again, silly democrat sheeple forgot about superdelegates again lulul

This is me right here laddddddddddd

what year did you come to Jow Forums
stop talking like a nig

My first name is Dougie. Not Doug but Dougie. And it is not diminutive it is actually my name.
Wtf. Does it sound weird? A grown man called Dougie? I replace it with DJ (my middle name starts with a J).

I don't act like it, but everyone thinks I'm some turbo chad.

What does it mean if a girl is really cute in real life but kind of ugly in her pictures

do you get in fistfights often, /cum/??

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If I could I would ban you.

Ban for what

Means her babs will be born ugly.

benzos make me feel gooood
also have no memories and interrupt my REM sleep but who's counting

Ugly unaesthetic name. Three times I read it and I would permanently banish you to prevent ever seeing such displeasing array of letters again.

wow, rude. what's your name?

that guy is cute

Well that's a weird name, but dougie sounds better than DJ which sounds like a black name. might as well go by douglas or doug

he looks moor. is he spanish from andalusia?

my eye hurts where i have a scar from wrecking the arbysmobile
hate it

A few times after highschool. Both times I felt like my punches werent doing shit so I started elbowing and choking. My inner autismo strength helps.

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>2019
>fighting
words hurt much more, user

Don't (You) me. No doubt you were born poor which why you've had such ugly tag attached to you.

I hate you

yes

You don't matter enough for me to care.

it's john lenin you retards

I see

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It means you are infatuated with her and your mind is playing tricks on you when you look at her irl
Same as how narcissists can think they look good in the mirror, but then be shocked by how bad they look when they see themselves in objective photographic reality