What if all of Jow Forums's posters were taken to a remote island to start their own country?
What if all of Jow Forums's posters were taken to a remote island to start their own country?
They will probably start fucking each other in the ass then die of hunger because the average Zoomer can't even make a fucking campfire.
Gay posters would be a big problem.
Mass murder and fights of dominance over the few female posters
I vote we kill the Finns and live on their flesh for a while
I second that, but we should have sex with them first
We don't have the energy to fuck we need meat now!
I second that
Most likely, people would split up in clans based on nationality. Norway for example will be its own clan, problem is Americans would be by far the most powerful clan due to the amount of American posters there are. We might see united clans coming up then and alliances popping up. A skandi clan, baltic, balkan clan, mena clan, etc to go to war with eachother for dominance
were gonna eat the dogs right, i mean for survival and all
>tfw the American posters eat the Mexican posters
Oh come oooon, just a lil bit
But I'm an eagle scout
1. We kill all gays and sissies and transgenders etc.
2. We kill all anime faggots
3. We feast on their flesh. Now we have time to sort everything out and not having to worry about dying of hunger
gonna make all of you eat dogs and say they are better than cattle and pigs.
Koreans will be in charge of handling wh°toids
You sissy faggots cant do shit other than suck dick
Most whites will be larger than you.
I demand the island split between white and east asian, all others used for sustenance
memes aside on average we probably will survive longer than you fags in the wild
at least we know how to build a fucking tent and knows how to get organized
LOOOOL shut the fuck up gook, we will manhandle you sissy k*reans
>t.
a lot of gay sex and starvation
The country wouldn't even be formed. Also, I should be chief of the island since I'm an expert on living on a small island.
I'd beat your manlet ass up and throw you in the sea long before that
I spend a lot of time outdoors.
I vote that all /brit/ posters be sacrificed one by one. Each month at the start of a new lunar cycle one /brit/ poster will be taken to the altar and sacrificed to satisfy our bloodlust.
i want to be the president :D
only when you're able to catch up on us, which i assume your snownigger ass who never once ran in a tropical heat have enough stamina to do so
STFU k-pop faggot.
How are you faggots gonna force anyone to anything if you just run away from confrontation loool. Not to mention, clans/tribes will 100% pop up. I dont imagine the small amount of korean posters would beat a potential Norway/skandi tribe
The first hurdle we would need to overcome after getting shelter and food set up is waste management. Most settlements fail because their shit ends up contaminating the water supply.
I look forward to the skandi masterclan
They would be our slave workers. If they work hard enough they get the dicc
We should make a caliphate but without the Islam. Just a based and red pilled society where men are in charge and women are our possessions.
dude running away is an actual tactic tho, besides we probably have the numbers advantage
>Implying there are women on Jow Forums
>/cum/ posters would be within 500 feet of me
Sounds like hell.
There are no women on Jow Forums
You really think there are more korean posters than skandi posters?
they would migrate here, there are always some desperate wenches who want to get away from modern society
eh we can probably get some alliance going with other races other than Whi*oids, you know its gonna happen
what a paradise
Fornite
also chronical rape of the scarce females and twinkbois
Who will enforce the laws?
Maybe with japs oh wait
Altai Alliance, with the Koreans, Finns and Turks in perfect racial harmony.
there are no actual japs on this board, chinese however..
Our silent guardians
yes im sure the finns will join us to fuck the whi*toids, and that one Mongolian poster, he can probably take out 10 Norwegians alone
Finns would be your majority and if you arent aware, Finns here nothing but twinks and trannies. I tink the Swedes in our clan especially would be very eager to subjugate you
You're both forgetting one tiny detail: Americans outnumber both of you combined 5:1
lol half your posters are mexicans and asians, you think they're gonna fall under the american banner? fuck no
Euro clans will 100% be willing to form alliances against you if neccessary
>mfw its lord of the flies all over again
I would hang out with all of the nice Apu posters and make frens with them!
Join the skandi clan and you will get to slaughter F*nns
What about nice anime posters
>implying any kind of women would want to migrate an island full of mentally ill incels and trannies
Good plan fren
Kill all of them and eat their remains for survival
This.
Based
I thought apu posters were nice
Whoops
I-I-I mean of course i would hang out with them too
W-why wouldn't I??
And redpilled.
I think we should be a communist nation, frens.
I think equal division of resources would be a good idea in this situation as well.
Women should get less resources
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lol yeah right
you'd all fucking starve in 5 days
>Women
Based. I do not trust the scheming anime posters to remain faithful to our cause.
huh?
We'll sustain ourself on fishing
Food would be a huge problem as no one will want to do any manual labour and everyone would want to rule the island or do intellectual tasks
Where would the swiss go?
Just give me a computer with my favorite vidya and I won't bother anyone
okay seriously tho what are we gonna do about trannies?
>brown Jow Forumstards trying to establish a white ethnostate
>ugly and fat Estonian/Finnish/Russian men having sex with each other
I think all lazy fuckers need to be cordoned off in an exclusion zone on the island.
>we need now
Exactly!
put them in pens
judging from the weight threads 90% of /int. are scrawnyfags/fatfucks who have never touched a weight in their lives so I would probably beat a large amount of people to death with my bare hands
I reckon I could get high double digits before I die with my guts hanging out after being stabbed by people with sharp sticks
why zhang
80% of americans would die from lack of insulin so it's okay
Imaginary survival situations really bring out the edgy powerfantasies in some people
I think we should kill japanese posters either, for being as they are.
There are no women on 4chinnel
Have the trannies do the manual labour. There sure are enough of them and they're to puny and weak to make any objections.
everybody would cooperate and be frens, some mentaly ill people would be ostracised because too problematic and disfunctional
Can New Zealanders go five minutes without committing a massacre?
>you'd
that's you included, Francoise Müller di Borgia
I was just kidding friend
Cheer up, I love you all very dearly
Except for the racist Jow Forumstards of course
Im a trained fighter. I would get together with other fighters and then terrorize the island and kill people and steal and destroy shit desu.
Yes there are women on 4channel.
No. That's wasting precious labour force. What we need is to instore a system where the ones who work the hardest during the week get to ascend in the caste to become the island's administrators to record work hours and police to brutaly repress those who do not work
Mentally ill trannies arent women
You are one?
Based and redpilled.
Based.
CRINGE.
nooo bros, our cunt is dying
>tf
>tp
besides tactical tarrant was an aussie