/brit/

is it true that women can't ride motorcycles because the vibration gives them orgasms

rude

Would you like to hear some guitar choones?

this girl has a youtube channel dedicated to her ass
youtu.be/3wrYVJbWzs0

youtu.be/XleOkGsYgO8

chune!

fascinating

want a brit gf lads

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There was one kid from here who used to talk to me on facebook and then he suddenly stopped. Hope he's okay.

ah fuck I gotta play rock band 2 now

no

catyank? incel
me? shagger
catyank? pretends the girls he stalks are his gf
me? no gf, no time for femoids
catyank? same shit pictures of cats, over and over, tantamount to avatarfagging
me? same great pictures of people, things and events i admire, over and over, tantamount to avatarshagging
catyank? american (should be in /cum/)
me? brit (in the right place)
catyank? posts on /soc/
me? dont leave /brit/
catyank? posts his unfortunate mug
me? never even posted an unaltered screenshot of my computer
catyank? does nothing but spin his lies
me? prolific creator of OC and intelligent conversation
catyank? uses filename randomiser so you have to filter his md5 thing, which hides cats posted by other normal people too
me? manually names everything "images.duckduckgo.com.jpg" so i can easily be filtered
catyank? not sure if hes racist but ive never seen him post about n***ers
me? extremely racist, talk about n***ers all the time
catyank? cringe
me? based

That genre was killed by this actual choon youtu.be/FC3y9llDXuM

I don't get it, why didn't they make the CGI less obvious and shit?

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going hiking in the alps. havent been abroad in about 10 years

dont remember how airports work anymore or what to do

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/brit/ hates The Beatles
/brit/ hates The Who
/brit/ hates The Rolling Stones
What finna /brit/ not hate?

yeah I'm fine pal

who you going with,

Zach?

reminder that snapchat actually tells roasties that you have nothing else going on

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wonder if maisiebro lost interest in maisie and is now just a regular bruce here

unironically peng

you're a fat carpet munching femlet with a cups

the gf

Can you guess where it's from haha

vocaroo.com/i/s0ryIfileZqr

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well rorke?

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libertines

didn't mean to reply to you, a thousand pardons sir

i like all those bands tho

perusing some TERF subs on the ‘dit
they hate hate HATE trannys lads

snap score too which is very black mirror

how are people so sure it's cgi?

agreed, nothing hotter than a tiny body with decent sized tits and arse

All Brit music is just an extension of American music

Sheffield?

Check in online, Drive to the airport, check luggage, show passport to security, put hand luggage through x ray, walk through metal detectors, board plane.

t. going to yankland in 2 days

there's not enough time in the day to explain

`Agh...`

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don't dox me you cunt

>you lads ever take a step back and ponder the likelihood that someone you've talked to on /brit/, someone totally unknown to you, has committed the ol' 'cide since then?

I miss caralad :(

very nice but idk what its from

young adz
youtu.be/9xDGPo3my28

probably not close to £700m but I imagine a lot of money has been donated to grenfell they can fucking wait their turn as well how many people in london need rehousing? probably in the hundreds of thousands

Wasn't intending to (it's a very common name). Glad you're doing okay my man.

he got a job he didnt kill himself

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youtube.com/watch?v=UwxatzcYf9Q

I think I was going to fast maybe I should go a bit slower

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grenfell: 200 welfare scroungers
notre dame: 13 million tourists a year

lads put on this morning on itv 1, rochelle humes looking proper peng as per usual today, proper mogging holly

>Shantha Mayadunne, TV chef, killed in Sri Lanka attacks just minutes after Easter breakfast selfie
sad
will sri lanka join the new crusades

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cringe

I won't be doing that

pondering extracting semen from my bollocks by way of a wakeroo

mad how women are basically cooked at 35

i will hold value well into my 50's

kek this is me

Donating to poor people as a rich person sounds depressing, it's like a giant money pit
A million dollars?
A billion dollars?
Just eagerly engorged by the millions, a lot of impact to their lives of course but what do you really feel?
At least with Notre Dame you can say 'I helped the world become a little more beautiful'

why does getting a job imply leaving Jow Forums completely? they're not mutually exclusive

Hyde Park after 420

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CHARLES LYLE LARUE
IM ACTUALLY STANDING IN THE MISSING LARUE

dont care

maybe white women, but if women look after themselves, dont have kids, dont smoke, dont drink, stay out of the sun then they can look decent into their 50s and even 60s

get owned conservatard

>i will hold value well into my 50's

they say im a coper, but I'm not the only one

cant just donate to the government

reckon they should pay homeless blokes to pick up the rubbish

hate the british youth and most british people

loud uneducated cunts

oh dear

be funny if someone organised a heroin taking event in hyde park

that's dope smokers for you

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Met a woman in her late 30s off tinder who actually genuinely thought the guys in their early-20s she was meeting up with would actually be interested in a relationship

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gf only cums if she uses a toy on her clit while im fucking her, i dont think shes remotely turned on by me or even enjoys me inside her

have a vested interest in not surviving to 40

same
no clue why i was born here

funny how?

you must be fun at hyde parkies

nah its not you, most women cant cum from cock alone, theyve evolved that way otherwise if a woman cums before a man we wouldnt reproduce

am looking forward to growing old desu
not sure what the big deal is with people freaking out about it

Hey you, yeah, ok? Stop talking, shhh, you can stop now. zzzzzip it.

duno just would be

facing internal turmoil right now because i just finished the first season of a show and am now going away for a week. i could easily watch the second season while away but it would be a suboptimal viewing experience to say the least because it would be entirely on my laptop instead of computer. would like to get into it soon because otherwise i'll put it off but would become annoyed at the decrease in the quality of the experience.

we should probably start killing people once they reach retirement age unless they're some kind of genius who can still contribute to society and not some fuckhead boomer who sits around and collects rent money from me

Enjoy the slow decline of your body and mind

i would vote for this
need a strong government to fix this country

whatever they do with the notre dame rebuild people will hate it

abc.net.au/news/2019-04-22/what-causes-constipation-and-how-to-identify-the-perfect-poo/11035694
Mandatory reading for all /brit/ posters

bet they all had big 'Refugees Welcome' placards and rainbow flags and gimp costumes and everything too. grrr

snap

refuse to click a link that says .au

>stannis
>dead

www.freegfforbrits.com.au