Why the fuck is there no thread about 73% of Ukraine voting in a comedian as president?

>It's like the Trump election, but worse.

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Guatemala also elected a comedian as president.

#1 in not censoring peoples' Internet over a video.

#1 in not cucking out and banning guns over a shooting spree (Christchurch and Port Arthur).

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No it isn't, trust me.
And they will soon find out too.
That is the italian zelinski

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>That is the italian zelinski
That's Kolomoyskyi...

>Be American
>Get throttle'd by ISP
>Get snitched on by ISP
>Get overcharged by ISP
>Can't change ISP because monopolistic market

US voting for Reagan would be a better comparison.

this

No it's not. It's a completely different time, a completely different candidate, in a completely different country with a completely different history.
Ze, Trump and Reagan were on tv, that's about the only thing they have in common. Stop drawing such far-fetched comparisons.

can't make this shit up

I used to think Ukraine was a tragedy. But now I realize, it’s a comedy.

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The criticism itself is valid nonetheless, however.

inb4 “muh German Volksverhetzung laws”

muh German Volksverhetzung laws

I don't know, his platform seems reasonable.

German Volksverhetzung laws

Between comedian and fag ukranians choose comedian. Respect to them for this.

Have a (You) on me.

There isn’t even anything wrong with voting for a comedian when the alternatives are worse. Perfectly fine way to voice displeasure and honestly better than not voting at all in protest.

All signs show that Zelensky will be a disaster. He seems to be a puppet of one of the oligarchs. He is in general clueless on any actual issue and has no real program. He run on platform of not being Poroshenko and being nice to everyone. He garnered votes because he played a president in a fucking TV show.

And that's a good thing. For us. We will brain drain the everloving fuck out of Ukraine.

The Germans should have won.

Does Ukraine have a system like in Finland where the president is just a figurehead with very little actual power?

>like in Finland
You mean every country

Knowing about other countries too soy for me.

Why is Poland so anti-semitic but Ukraine isn't?

They have a strong president IIRC.

It's gonna be a shitshow.

Our prime minister is a comedian too, but his government is doing fine and enjoys a high public support with over 65% of voters supporting it, even though it's a minority coalition.

We aren't.

fortune cookie say you go to kamchatka gulag in near future for post not-putin on capitalist sweater-knit forum

what would be the best previous occupation for a nation's leader to have?
A military background would be good

>A military background would be good
cringe

>Croatia elects a mummy president
>Slovakia elects a mummy president
>Ukraine elects some gay
You had one fucking job

Based and honkpilled.

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>believing in capitalistic stillborn fairytales

Medic

>WHAT...NO..HES NO BEEN A CORRUPT JEWISH POLITICAN FOR YEARS

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Philosopher

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Based

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Politician
Why do people think it would be better for someone to have had another job? The #1 responsibility for the leader of a country is to unite people to achieve goals and who knows better how to do that than a politician?

Should I wish that my doctor used to be a poet?

He's literally Jewish.

Which means he is uniquely fit to rule the piggies. It's in his blood.

based ukraine

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actually, a philosopher would be the worst kind of ruler

Some good rulers were good philosophers, like Marcus Aurelius.

>73% of the vote for Zelensky
>Who is a jew
>Who supports legal prostitution, weed and gambling but opposes gun rights
>Who is an actor who never actually made a single movie in Ukrainian language
>And who endorse the worship of Bandera as a national hero and Freedom fighter
>Last president was a billionaire oligarch who won with 54% in the fucking first round with fighting corruption as a platform
Are Ukrainians the most NPC race on earth? Do they think for second before voting or are they simply voting en masse for whoever the TV told them to?

hmm, how does plagiary factor into being a good philosopher? perhaps you meant another P word: parrot

ahah, well you know what i think user
all politicians are jokers anyway
hah

Sounds better than your Macaroni boy
Slavs don't need guns anyway they chimp out too much

They voting for TV.

I know nothing of his work, only his reputation.

honk honk

>>Who supports legal prostitution, weed and gambling but opposes gun rights

FINALLY UKRAINE IS GOING TO BE THAILAND OF EUROPE NO MORE 12H FLIGHT TO PATTAYA AND UGLY NROWN PUSSY HAHAHAHAH BASED JEWISH MASTER THANKS YOU HAHAHAHAHAH

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It is already. Thailand is for people who prefer asian girls.

Italian already did this mistake lmao

better vote for a professional

>Macaroni boy
It's JVPITER you fool

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>All we need is the punch line.
I thought Crimea was the punch line

Why didn't they block Facebook? Wasn't that the main platform for sharing the video?

We also have elected comedian for a president, but he was already a prime minister before.

But politicians are already a joke.

Looks like the Ukraine election... was a joke.

>Why didn't they block Facebook?

You know exactly why. Just asking yourself: (((who))) is running Facebook?

but pagliacci...im doctor

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>it's another retarded westerner bases his opinion of a post-soviet country on incorrect facts and limited knowledge with an obviously ethnocentric superiority complex episode

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A jewish comedian, no less

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>bowtie AND a tie
ok pagliacci this is a bit too far

TV, radio, and Internet ruined democracy

t. Mykola d'Huilenko

>TV, radio, and Internet ruined democracy

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This.

IT'A CLOWN WORLD AFTER ALL

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Outdated meme. Nowadays you have to post a soy wojak instead

t. Van Vanych Ivanov
It's been 30 years already, when are you finally going to go home?

>The war in Donetsk. What's up with that?

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i tried to keep it alive desu

Is this how you convince China democracy is good?

Because Trump has raised the bar for stupidity too high. And it's not like Ukraine can get much worse.

because politicians tend to skew towards corruption
there are two ways modern politicians function, either it's party affiliation above all or it's individualism before everyone else

>Why the fuck is there no thread about 73% of Ukraine voting in a comedian as president?
Because political discussion belongs on Jow Forums

>going on Jow Forums

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Economist
this

Also:
>believing that politicians could change and improve things

>Jew bad
>gun good
>NPC are others

This

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>Hello goyim honk honk im your new president hon honk hahahahahah im jewish in a poor nazi country ahahahahah honk honk

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>>Jew bad
>>gun good
unironically yes you leftist faggot

where do you think he got the money for campaign?
he's just a sockpuppet and somebody already owns his ass
at least Trump can pay everything out of his own pocket
everyone else has to beg for bribes (I'm sorry, "campaign donations")

Democracy is fucking terrible when voters aren't willing to educate themselves what's new

holy fucking shit im laughing so hard

HA HA
youtube.com/watch?v=IxijStMHzyA

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>unironically yes you leftist faggot

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kys wh*Te turd

>it's subhuman under the white flag episode
i knew it lol