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youtu.be/xz-nr8SWrnI
wow .

easter subedition

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leftypol teaching his grandmother to suck eggs

*someone eggs corbyn*
leftypol: yeah he deserves a prison sentence
*someone eggs a conservative MP*
leftypol: ughhh relax!!!! don't hit him!!!

HAHAHAHAH LE EGG MAYMAY AHAHHAHHHAHAHA

EGG FUNNY!!!!11 \HAHAHA

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didn't know she was 1/8 indian

the mating rituals of the gays are fascinating

NO EGGY WEGGY = NO BEATY WEATY

Leftypol CANNOT understand this concept

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i'm more specifically addressing the avengers films, the mcu is a fucking labyrinth now, i haven't seen a marvel film since the raimi spidermans

anyway you can have deep philosophical themes, or you can have shitty cartoonish cgi, not both

Rorke pwning his mum in the egg hunt she put out for him

Can't fucking stand when someone speaks another language other than English near me in England

Want to kill them, mentally, of course

OOOHH SWEET NUTHIN
SHE AINT GOT NOTHIN AT ALL
OHHH SWEET NUTHIN
SHE AINT GOT NOTHIN AT ALL

wtf lads
why didn't you tell me 90% of mariners were cute women?
instagram.com/mariners_hub_/

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it's easter you thick cunt

>assault
right so you apprehend him and have him arrested and have the legal system deal with it
you don't pile on top of him and inflict your own justice because we don't live in a madmax society

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mate u can go hit on a lad in the pub and get beat up, doesn't mean it's a reasonable response to what the person did. lmao. no one is even saying he shud not be expected to be pushed back or w.e. but that having your body guards 4man him or whatever is a bit excessive innit lad.

in your faggot mind you don't but irl thats exactly what happened. weep harder maybe someone will care.....

*nasally gayboy voice*
>right so you apprehend him and have him arrested and have the legal system deal with it

NoFapis so easy

if you have 4 men backing you up and you get started on well tough luck to the other fella. You lot could learn something from the niggers you know. Always back you and yours. Otherwise what kind of friend are you?

recently learned that is sung by doug yule

lmao state of you

lol marvel films aren't trying to have deep philosophical themes. you gona hate on james bond bc it isn't deep, or singing in the rain because it's just a bunch of people singing? there is nothing wrong with entertainment lad. hell you're posting here which is lowest common denominator entertainment.

Madly in love with my best female friend.
I don't know how to deal with this.

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youtu.be/ZSkYz8lRBbk

just know my nasal cavity is full of it

>female friend

i'm on a 10 day streak but i'm VERY tempted

calm down you cretins

*sees your mate getting assaulted*
someone apprehend this fellow and have the legal system deal with it

and what would this so-called “it” be

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What would Jesus have done

ahh yes bc i need 3 people to back me up to beat up a fucking little kid lmao. absolute state.

i wasnt tempted at all because male orgasms are awful. the only reason to fap is to get the urge go away, the act itself isnt actually enjoyable

you and your mates battering a cunt who started on you for nothing is the polar opposite of cretinous. Kid should have brought back up....

i snorted 28 grams of ket in a month last summer starting just before the world cup and now the front of my nose below the tip is off straight

>hello police? yeah my mate is being assaulted right now where is he? oh right in front of me why i’m not helping him? but i’m calling you?

but i don't want the urge to go away

if i had my way i'd be able to wank, cum, then wank again immediately

nah you don't need them there but you've got them so they might as well get a few blows in. teach the cunt what for. Fucking hell the superiority you are feeling in your softness is totally unwarranted i can to you. Just wait till a group starts on you and your mates "stay out of it"

i yearn for a life on the waves
just me, the lads, and a container ship
sydney to santiago to rio to new york to manchester and back again

*apprehends you*
Hold still!

business idea: egg the soyboys to humiliate and anger them and thus provoke the generation of testosterone in their bodies so they stop being such soyboys

>teach the cunt what for
it's a fucking egg

This egg thing is like the gun debate all over again. Why is leftypol so absolutely completely opposed to people defending themselves in any way whatsoever?

REMAIN EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE, THE POLICE HAVE BEEN CALLED AND ARE ON THEIR WAY, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE OR I WILL BE FORCED TO APPREHEND YOU SOMEHOW WITHOUT USING PHYSICAL FORCE BECAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE ME IMMORAL

Alexa what are the legal limits on home brewing alcoholic bevvies

yeah and all he got was a light roughing up and you're acting like they gang raped him you spunkwit

*pulls out a second egg*
Hold still!

bizarre strawman. i don't feel any superiority i just don't understand why you need 3 lads to beat up some twat who threw an egg at you lmao. completely diferent scenario to an actual street fight or anything serious

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it can be pretty pleasurable on occasion
noticed wanking is a bit like smoking weed in that I think you need to build up the receptors while not burning out to get maximum pleasure
also finger your ass and playing with your balls

Jason and the Argonauts looks 10x better than Clash of the Titans yet it was made 20 years before

have sex.

Loaded up and ready to go

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>yeah and all he got was a light roughing up
yeah that's still a complete fucking overreaction to getting egged

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It’s called being a decent human being

I'm gonna have to learn how a VPN works before this porn ban in July.
No way am I being signed up to a pervert list

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this is your final warning if you continue to shower me with eggs you will leave me no option but to inform the authorities and have you charged with criminal activity in a court of law

sex is gross

LITERALLY all me

>Agents, unhand that man!

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just made lunch for the rest of the week :)

Man, haven't seen Tumenov fight in ages
Don't know why he flunked out of the UFC.

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you clearly feel superior to these guys because you think them giving the kids ribs a little tickle is some fucking war crime. Kid started it on their mate they jumped in on his behalf. Thats perfectly reasonable. Mutual defence in any situation is why animals are social

Leftypol doesn’t mind as long as they’re free range

has a similar nose to me

just stop watching porn ffs. it will be good for you.

I don't mind, would be nice someone acknowledged I exist

actually i retract my statement, you were right about the fans, fans make everything shit

also, chris pratt, i don't know much about him but he has a silly face and i don't like it

that is one ugly fucker look at those lips

theres two kinds of people who wear sunglasses inside. blind people and arseholes

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thats purely your opinion. me and several others here clearly think its fine. I would have expected it had i thrown the egg desu

oi

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Leftypol in a minority of one.

you avin a larf? DEFENDING YOURSELF NOT ATTACKING PEOPLE RANDOMLY

but the kid already got punched a couple of times by the senator, anything after that is entirely unnecessary

I sometimes wear them inside when I'm so hungover that any light hitting my eyes is painful

you just have to get an attachment for chrome, a free one like hola or something (probably not the best one but i use it because i'm not arsed)

switch it on when you go to a porn site, switch your flag to america or somewhere, bing bang bosh, you're in the wank zone

>tfw sling shot bikini fetish but they always take it off in porn

Why is it that most porn videos have a specific fetish and then they take it away within a few minutes?

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>some fucking war crime
keep at the strawmanning mate you're doing a great job at it.

garlic bread