/brit/ + international shipping

sending myself to australia in a box

For me, it's kpop

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stinky poo poo in a bum

i do this during sex lol
turns girls right off but idc, im already balls deep in em hah wahey

What do you want done with your body when you die?

Literally me in the window. Was just speaking to a boomer and he was telling me about his second home and how he's going to sell it because it's too busy near the beach. The guy is a brainlet too

it was really slow about 12 hours ago

sleep wankers love their fucking sleep

>kpop

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i'll send you flying back home in one too

kek this is me

for me?
its the 1990s Japanese Ska Revival

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remember the days of /brit/ threads regularly going by in 30-35 minutes
don't get it like that these days

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taxidermed and placed in my gaming chair

>1994
>Revival

wasn't ska a late 90s thing?

that's nice of you

anyone read those Flat Stanley books then?
any good?

ive trying to get into reading lately

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Frozen cryogenically

the “turns girls right off” part?

what?
cringe

youre thinking of ska punk, which was also a part of the 3rd Ska Revival of the 1990s

ska has been around since the 1950s

kek this is me

You do during peak times, but I prefer doomer hours so I don't know when that is

Namefags ruined it. Started with home alone, then zoe, doug, pikey etc all pile in. Made /brit/ awful. Even I, a total NEET with nothing going on in my life, come here less now because of scum like that. IDK why but 2018 and early 2019 just say a meteoric rise in the namefag blogposting and it's killed /brit/. Suspect its a leftypol discord thing and intentional but doesn't really matter, they don't know where we've all gone anyway and I'm hoping it'll stay that way

listening to some pearl jam

i dont want it on Earth
just dont want to be stuck on this grotty planet for eternity

put me into space please, or launch me into the sun, i dont care, get me OFF this rock

i like pictureboards

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kek this is us

might cide next year get it over with

no you don't
be quiet

alright then

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ah yes modern art very impressive

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>Suspect its a leftypol discord thing and intentional
ah yes
homealone, doug, pikey, poleaboo, 190cm, all the namefags, famously being left wing advocates

you fucking retard

going to bed

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leftypol here
we'll find you
nerd

very oppressive

made some great 'cide gas out of pesticide and bleach tbf

smells like farts but it's painless and anyway everyone secretly likes the smell of farts on a visceral level

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and with that i must bid you adieu, /brit/
the toilwinds howl outside the window and i must retire to my chamber
a slag for your travels

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zoey amer 190 and homealone are all lefties, doug is an edgy brown paki who claims to be right wing but folds whenver skin colour comes up and pikey is a total larp, didn't say they were all part of it, just that the route cause was known leftypol discord users like zoey, 190 and amer

school shooter

Favourite character in Citizen Khan?

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someone just tipped their garden bird baths

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genuinely really love modern art
obviously not all of it, but i find there to be more hits than misses
LOVE it when summer comes round and all of local art unis do their open degree shows and i get to go around and gawk at all their works for free

last year i went with my mum and we had a ball

Always see posts that say London isn't proper England, which as a born and bred Londoner makes me want to move to the north to see what they consider to be proper England and if there is a more English feel to it.

Although I also don't want to because I can't think of a single place in the north that isn't grim

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only my own, sane goes with poo, sperm etc

what was the mixture

come souf west mate
actually dont
but its better than the rest of england

>amer, literal white supremacist
>homealone, woman-hating landlord
>lefties
hmmmmmmmm

where's the money for notre dame, emmanuel

pesticide and bleach, i just said

now don't go killing yourself now, i can't have that on my conscience

absolute units

my penis cannot handle that bum, for this reason I'm out

same
i went to Canterbury recently and it was lovely, thats good enough for me

shant be going anywhere north of Watford if you must know

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East Anglia mate

Unironically the Dave gimmick killed /brit/

fully rate asian birds ngl

im not actually going to cide anyway
too much effort

all of the countryside is better. go where they graze animals not grow crops and the countryside is just superior in every way

looks nice this
nice contrast of scale

brown hands

shot myself once

dire

i grew up in london too and after moving from there the rest of the country really does feel different
lots of grim places but definitely not everywhere, have you never actually spent even a week or so outside the home counties? itd probably be quite interesting for you to have a look. besides theres plenty of grim areas even within london

grandpa used to live in rural Denbighshire before he died and i always loved staying at his cottage during the holidays

there was a small ice-cold river at the bottom of the cow field next to the cottage and we used to try and ford the river as kids by hopping on stepping-stones, and using big sticks like machetes to clear the bracken on the other side like jungle explorers

one time we walked for so long through the forest we stumbled across and abandoned abbey ruin, with nettles higher than our heads, and we had to climb and balance on the walls to avoid falling into the giant nettlepatches

i miss him but its okay, i will always have the memories

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always watch ASMR videos on toil-countdown day; it helps placate the misery

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Nice to see I’m being mentioned

Took two girls out to there after work once, completely bottled it though

im unemployable

predictable post

cosy

>>amer, literal white supremacist

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Leftypol just standing by calling the relevant authorities while i absolutely pelt his nan with ostrich eggs. The absolute state!

the nicer building is dwarfed and the architectural details are overshadowed by two grey boxes
awful, might as well have a big black hand caressing the pub's cheek

hey tim

last time I fell in love with a sket but trust me I will never do that again

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female bodies are disgusting
not gay but would MUCH rather fuck a woman with a mans body (but still a womans face and vag) than a real femoid

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Unironically might do in the summer since I found out about a 16th century ship building project that's offers board and pay.

you're not really unless you're a convicted nonce or an actual retard

Where abouts exactly. My Granddad lives there too and I have extremely similar memories.

>Easter worshippers
when does it end?
America was a mistake, we should've never rebelled.

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good post

haha same, no way you can ignore the body count just impossible

reckon they look good all together
the pub is cute tho

your pet rock lives rent free in my head

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creasing

link it lad, sounds good

Day 9 or 10 into nofap lads