What did you want to become when you were a child?

train driver

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film director

I just wanted to drive one of these :)

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BBC tyrone

Priest

I always wanted to become a homosexual, and thus I have achieved it after decades of struggle.

an engeener, too bad I'm too stupid for that.
based

Soldier

I wanted to join the Canadian air force and be a F-18 pilot but then I needed glasses.

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Police

Aerobatic pilot

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Kill yourself

mexican

A Pokémon trainer bu then my brother told me they weren't actually real

hope the cartels find you and skin you alive you cunt

your brother is based, you're absolute cringe.
kys

A train engineer or a pilot

Good post

Mexico? more like Have sexico

I tried.

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I wanted to become a postman, driving around in a cool car being welcomed by everyone, being championed as your eveyday hero.

F-16 fighter pilot

I never had dreams.

A soldier, but i'm a coward and poorly disciplined. Although i probably had too high an opinion on what the army actually wants in a soldier, in reality it's just the dregs of society that become infantry

A soldier

An ice-cream man

A pro skateboarder, then broke my arm and realized I wasnt that talented although i was on my to be at least amateur if hadnt broken my arm at 14 I feel like i would be a really good level by 19

Nothing honestly. Since like 1st grade I've hated the idea of working.
Always hated waking up early and having to do shit.
So I became a NEET for life.

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>What did you want to become when you were a child?
stairs

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I used to really wanna be a ramen chef

Uncle scrooge

An elder brother

A firefighter, still sort of.

I'd really like to join the army but that could be difficult or even impossible since i've been on meds for ADHD for a while.

I haven't given up hope just yet.

helicopter pilot

Translator

Lmao - a Power Ranger.
I guess the closest thing would be an ARMY Ranger?

Zoologist or paleontologist. I loved animals and dinosaurs.

Nothing
Still have no fucking clue what to do

Based.

a peasant, no not a farmer, a self sufficient peasant
still have that dream in the back of my head

now That's a real MILF

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Soldier

I wanted to study dinosaur and their fossils and become some sort of dinosaur scientist

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tell me about it

Jet fighter pilot, it was my dream. I always wanted to be a soldier too. Was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes when I was 17, was from there impossible to be either. Now I'm in uni learning programming...HONK HONK

An adult

You must be in order to post in this chinese cartoon forum

Me too, homie. Had all sorts of paleontology books as a kid. Did the military thing instead and now I'm just an angry college grad with no job prospects

pizza chef

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Pilot

this

a pilot but then grew up to be a literal midget

A shitposter
And I did it!

No kidding, I was once wanted to be your regular security guard. I thought the blue uniform was pretty cool back then, then I wanted to be police, soldier and now I only want to have kids of my own.

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Garbage man. I'm not even that.

Always wanted to rule the world

same

Hello Putin

I wanted to be a steppe nomad. I still think it would be cool to move to a central Asian country.

What's your favorite dinosaur bros? Stegasaurus master race here.

Everyone would just think you were a pussy, probably. Not saying you ARE a pussy, just guessing at their perception.

A corporate drone, obviously.

My dream was to generate wealth for other people.
Hm, I love seeing my work being spent on paying for other people's pleasure.

It's like being a cuck! But society thinks great of me! They call me a "hard working man". I also prove that I am not a commie. Ugh, who likes commies?

The bulls, aka "bosses" are like niggers too. Self made? No, born rich! It's their superior genetics that made them rich!

Ah, I love watching them on their sports cars, five star hotels, expensive drinks and expensive foods.

I work had everyday so that I one day be born rich as well. Wish me luck!

NEET

Why?

Dilophosaurus. Looks dope as fuck and bears resemblance to my name.

An astronaut, but then I realized that being an astronomer was comfier, and then I realized that working with IT wouldn't require me to have an overclocked watercooled 300IQ brain.

first correct answer so far